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Apparently stripping/pole dancing is “art” now. At least according to this woman named Lindsey Teall from St. Louis. She runs a business called Upside Down Toddlers that basically teaches little girls how to be strippers, and her daughter is prominently featured in videos on her Facebook page:

She became Internet famous after this home video went viral a while back:

Well…..that’s one way to parent. Next up she’s gonna teach the little girl how to pick up a $20 bill off of a stranger’s lap using only her cheeks.

The video was posted on a Facebook page called “Ghetto Ass Mess,” where Lindsey showed up to defend her craft:

No honey. Teaching your child how to be a stripper is not a “thing” just because you declared it is so. It’s trashy, ratchet, self servicing, narcissistic behavior. If you wanna be a whore, by all means, do your thing girlfriend. More power to ya. But your daughter has no idea that she’s being trained in the art of burlesque. Gee whiz, I wonder what line of works she’s gonna be geared towards after this?

I mean, who wants to go on Facebook and see their Mom like this?

You can pretend this is art all you want. It’s really just you being an attention seeking, aspiring Instagram whore.

Oh, and this is normal with Dad:

Yup, this one’s easy to explain to the kids. Daddy’s pretending to cut Mom’s bare ass with knife. Because…..Halloween.

According to stripper Mom, pole dancing has nothing to do with stripping. Which explains why she’s wearing stripper heels and panties in all of her home videos.

But it’s OK because she’s actually a ballet dancer:

Oh good, she went to college to learn how to be a ballet dancer but she ended up doing what any high school drop out could do. That’s way better.

She just realized that ballet doesn’t pay the bills quite like flashing your lady bits for dollar bills and grinding your ass into a stranger’s pants tent. Which is why she’s basically a full time stripper now:

“Everyone deserves to do something that they are passionate about….a job they excel at. If it’s getting topless or naked, why should that be a big deal?”

Yea, you always come first once you have kids. Everyone knows that. Who cares if your child will have to suffer the shame and humiliation of having the stripper mom who’s training her in the family business. As long as Mom gets to do what she is passionate about that’s all that matters.

Shockingly she has no shortage of supporters either:

Only adults sexualize pole dancing? Yea, no shit. Because a 2 year old doesn’t know what sex is yet. By that logic you might as well show them porn since they have no idea what that is yet either. Pole dancing is not an “art.” It’s a way to help lonely guys get off. That’s it.

Sure, some women have taken pole dancing classes on their bachelorette weekends. But in this case Mom is an actual stripper, and she’s doing it with her daughter in her living room while wearing high heels and underpants. But yea, this is nothing to do with strip clubs. Nothing at all.

Oh yea, it’s totally not just for adult entertainment. Lots of school plays use stripper poles too.

First of all, pole dancing is entirely sexual in nature. That’s the whole point. You’re gyrating your hips around a solid pole. As in, pole polisher. Secondly, Mom is in fact a stripper, so it does in fact have everything to do with stripping.

Oh, and she’s married and her husband does it too:

Yup, this is perfectly normal.

Look, I’m not big into judging people’s lifestyles. Unless of course kids are involved. If you and your husband wanna toss on boy shorts and make sweet love to some aluminum on Facebook, God bless ya. But don’t act like stripping is for anybody except chicks trying to get through med school and the GED express who ran out of options a long time ago. Don’t teach your daughter that this is some sort of noble career to pursue. Teach her that her value comes from her brain, and that she can contribute more to society than giving boners to horny strangers. And especially don’t put your daughter in viral videos where you’re teaching her how to be a hobag like Mommy.