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Strokahontas Brags About Getting Free Obamaphone Even Though She Already Has An iPhone And Makes Good Money As A Stripper


This is Christa the stripper from West Springfield.

She decided to take to Facebook yesterday and brag about her new taxpayer funded Obamaphone that she gets because of her taxpayer funded health insurance, which she doesn’t really need because she’s already got an iPhone.

Once the CAPS LOCK comes out you know the fireworks are just getting started.

It’s OK that she’s taking a phone that she admittedly does not need (BECAUSE SHE ALREADY HAS A PHONE!!) because she pays taxes. Ya got that? Everyone who pays taxes deserves free shit from the other people who pay taxes. That’s how this system works.

Except her paycheck comes in increments of $1 and gets inserted into a G-string, and if she was reporting everything she made she almost definitely wouldn’t qualify for Mass Health. Even in Massachusetts.

A stripper openly bragging about getting a free Obamaphone and then yelling at the haterz in CAPS LOCK? This was Turtleboy porn, and it was only a matter of time until someone put out the turtle signal.

The reaction to her post predictably led to people who weren’t thrilled that this skin flute strokahontas was getting free phones from Uncle Sam while they paid for theirs. She wasn’t having none of that though.

“I pay for everything my fucking self.”

Yea, everything except that free phone you just got, and the healthcare we pay for. Besides that you’re just like the rest of the taxpayers.

It’s not her fault though, because they “basically push that fucking phone on you if your’e on Mass Health.”

God forbid she tell Uncle Sam she’s all set. The best part is when she pats herself on the back for not being a complete leach. Only a partial one.

Luckily for her the thirsty bros were out to defend her honor.

Oh for fuck’s sake. We don’t have to choose between whether or not we want people leaching off the government to supplement their stripper income, or leaching off the government full time. Just because there are guttermuppets out there doing it MORE than you, doesn’t make you virtuous. It actually makes you worse because you’re obviously hiding income. Strippers make good money. Crotch fruit or not, there is no way you’d qualify for all this free stuff if you were telling Uncle Sam about every dollar you had stuffed in your cocktail crevice.

Nevertheless he persisted.

Oh, she makes ends MEAT alright. Meat is something her end is well versed in.

Speaking of thirsty…..

Oh look, another able bodied free loader waiting to get in on the government giveaways.

Danny Dion warned her to get rid of anyone who even mentioned Turtleboy in the sentagraph of all sentagraphs, because we generally sniff out freeloaders like him and Christa who scam the system and openly brag about it.

He seems skilled in the art of avoiding Turtleboy fame. It’s almost like he’s been previously featured on Turtleboy.

Oh, now I remember him! He was Henry Pills’ cellmate in the clink. The same guy who went to jail for tons of credit card fraud that started with the dollar menu at McDonald’s and ended up with him getting roasted in open court by a judge.

When Daniel Dion found a credit card somewhere near the Stop & Shop on Enon Street in Beverly last March, he seized the opportunity, court documents show.  Dion, 28, of 117 Railroad Ave., Hamilton, appears to have started out by using the card at the McDonald’s across the street for $1.07. 

“You gotta love the dollar menu,” quipped Salem District Court Judge Matthew Machera, who on Friday sentenced Dion to 22 months in jail, with 10 months to be served and the balance suspended until July 2016, after Dion pleaded guilty to a string of credit card fraud charges.

After McDonald’s, Dion had gone on to rack up hundreds of dollars worth of fraudulent charges at other businesses, including Cycles 128, where he spent more than $550 on equipment to “hop up” his scooter, and at GameStop, where he purchased a Sony PlayStation and several games, according to court documents. In Hamilton, at Hamilton Convenience, he used the card six times to purchase cartons of cigarettes worth nearly $200 each, court papers show. And there were other trips to McDonald’s, as well as Dunkin’ Donuts shops all around the North Shore. 

The judge initially questioned the plea agreement that had been worked out between Sylvanowicz and defense lawyer Tracy Walts, noting that Dion has a five-page record littered with similar offenses. “Why is he not getting the max?” asked the judge. 

This. Is. Massachusetts. A career criminal who went to jail for stealing from a taxpayer has graduated to stealing from ALL the taxpayers, and is passing on his wisdom to a stripper who stuck him in the friend zone.


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52 Comment(s)
  • A beautiful soul
    June 12, 2019 at 10:45 am

    Not to mention she’s absolutely beautiful. Girls are normally super jealous of her. Seems like things haven’t changed with this bullshit article. Lol I couldn’t even believe she’s on here it’s like fucking ridiculous .

  • Get your shit straight people!
    June 12, 2019 at 10:41 am

    I know her she doesn’t even strip anymore….she’s a stay at home mom and works part time as a bartender. So this shit isn’t even true haha like wtf? She can get masshealth cuz she makes under the annual income amount …you people are savages. Act like you know someone. She’s actuslly the nicest person you’ll ever meet too. Down to earth, and not even remotely slutty. This post is fucked.

  • Get your brain, it’s gone.
    May 1, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    The picture with the note is not hers morons! Her caption on the picture says “Bitch, we know that’s your handwriting! Stop playin” which means she didn’t take the picture she shared it cuz she thought it was funny. Brainless ass people. God damn.

    • Hibfndtb
      May 8, 2019 at 12:54 am

      you’re the brainless one. She did take the picture and wrote the note, as a joke between her and her bf. Speak on what you know not what u think you know..

      • Idiot
        June 12, 2019 at 10:33 am

        She did not write that!!! LOOK AT THE CAPTION FOR GODS SAKES!!!!!!! you ppl are serious fucking idiots….god damn!

  • The old guy down the hall
    May 1, 2019 at 3:54 am

    Yep, that Dannie Boi is going to find you turtles and give you a shellacking.
    He’s not putting up with any of your guff, nooooo, sir.
    Don’t be shocked if you end up with split lip, mister!

  • Hardcock Holly
    April 29, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    Did Mass Health pay for the bolt ons?

  • Greg
    April 29, 2019 at 3:31 pm

    Since the program began under GW Bush and Trump has been president for two years, I think you can stop calling it an “Obamaphone”.

  • Corinth Arkadin
    April 29, 2019 at 1:49 pm


  • Let me up, I've had enough
    April 29, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    She plays Candy Crush with her fucked up toes. That’s why she wanted the additional phone.

  • AgingCynic
    April 29, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    He must have fit right in at Hamilton/Wenham Regional. Go you Generals!

  • Bawdy Bill
    April 29, 2019 at 9:39 am

    I was hoping for a few more stripper pictures.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      April 29, 2019 at 1:48 pm

      My comment got shoah’ed.


      Am I banned?

  • Rizzy Swallows The Jizzy
    April 29, 2019 at 8:42 am

    Dion knows his way around meat trust me

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    April 29, 2019 at 8:27 am

    Oh, Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 29, 2019 at 7:51 am

    The IRS should audit her

  • Wondering
    April 29, 2019 at 7:40 am

    What’s wrong with the commenting. Left a few and they never showed up

  • John Q Public
    April 29, 2019 at 6:37 am

    To give her some credit she (mostly) texts in full sentences. She ain’t dumb…

  • Duh
    April 28, 2019 at 10:07 pm

    Call the fraud line then instead of whining…..

  • Jeff J
    April 28, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    Where are all the commenters? What the f is going on??

  • Derpy Dolores
    April 28, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    So whine to the lifeline program about it. They do tell you to alert them of fraud if you happen to suspect it. This clearly isn’t worth a subscription.

  • Common Sense
    April 28, 2019 at 9:58 pm

    So report it then instead of crying on a website.

  • danny Dion is GAY
    April 28, 2019 at 9:48 pm

    danny dion is really a hard guy, not. what a fucking homo

  • Turtle Rider
    April 28, 2019 at 9:23 pm

    Smear sluts with fecal waste. Praise to the Lord God Turtle.

  • Strictly business
    April 28, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    An enterprising “club” owner should host a girls of turtle boy night. With a grand prize, like at amateur night.

  • Wade Boggs Taint
    April 28, 2019 at 8:55 pm

    With tits like those, I’m ok with a little welfare fraud

  • Dirk Diggler
    April 28, 2019 at 8:04 pm

    What a pussy Danny is, dude she’s not gonna bang you, save it.

  • No free phones for worthless maggots
    April 28, 2019 at 7:58 pm

    Fuck Danny boy and that slutty, tattooed whore. Danny boy is just trying to get her panties off which any low life offering a couple hundred bucks, some skunk weed and a bottle of Henny could do. These leaches need to settle for one cell phone like everyone else in life and not fleece the taxpayers for a phone they don’t even need. And when the fuck did a cell phone become a necessity for survival? If you don’t work then you don’t need a phone. I would think free food , housing and health care is all you should get and most likely half the assholes collecting are able bodied pieces of shit that could be working. I’ll bet dollars to donuts that slut is milking the system for food and housing too along with her healthcare and is working for cash or drugs at the slimy club. Fucking cunt.

  • TJB
    April 28, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    “when you’re doing good”….stealing is wrong. It’s not doing good. Stealing and bragging about it is definitely not doing good. At my job I see it every day; especially on or after the 1st. Of the month. Lady buying whole hams, 8 of them. EBT. I guess her disadvantaged fam is going to eat nothing but top shelf ham products. Right?

  • juror seven esq.
    April 28, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    Love that picture of Danny Boy. News flash Danny, only some pillow muncher would wear a straight out of Marshall’s Izod “faux” rugby jersey. Give that judge a medal for asking the $64,000.00 question, why isn’t this little fag serving the max. given his fagtacular past court history.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      April 29, 2019 at 8:38 am

      That cunt has never played rugby in his life. An absolute pussy.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 28, 2019 at 1:10 pm

    The IRS should audit her.

  • Daniel Crowell
    Lance Bolt
    April 28, 2019 at 1:08 pm

    She doesn’t look like she smells very good

  • John Q Public
    April 28, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    You have to be a paying member now to comment? AKA Barstool…

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    April 28, 2019 at 10:58 am

    So much to say. I didn’t know the Obama phones still existed. Why would I, I work and pay for all my stuff. She makes way to much for masshealth. Obviously she’s hiding money. Hey christa, you don’t pay for everything for your family. your getting free health care .i think an investigation is on its way. If you lie about your income, it is fraud. Enjoy FREE healthcare while you can

  • Tom Blackburn
    April 28, 2019 at 10:56 am

    Trash slut.

  • McElroy
    April 28, 2019 at 10:42 am

    You actually ARE “collecting free shit” as you say. What do you think Mass health is!??

  • The Name Game
    April 28, 2019 at 9:54 am

    Sigh. Would love to comment. Appears no connection anymore. Too bad. Hand-written note is pure feminine. What’s with “I love you” in quotations? Good company, with Danny “Flea on” Dion.

  • take the canoli
    April 28, 2019 at 9:38 am

    Henry Pill’s restaurant is closed…. I wonder why

  • danny Dion is GAY
    April 28, 2019 at 9:02 am

    ha ha danny dion the cocksucking scammer/thief acting all hard and shit. what a little faggot you are danny.

  • John Q Public
    April 28, 2019 at 9:00 am

    To give the girl credit at least she texts in full sentences. She’s not a prototypical skank…

  • Hart Ford
    April 28, 2019 at 8:46 am

    Is stripping work?

  • Yuck
    April 28, 2019 at 8:17 am

    Holy fucking STDs!!!

  • mahk
    April 28, 2019 at 8:16 am

    I would run up in her like Usain Bolt.

  • Cyril Figgus
    April 28, 2019 at 8:11 am

    Holy fucking STDs!!!

  • Judge dread
    April 28, 2019 at 7:47 am

    First off no man, I mean no man, writes the way she pretended in the picture with the note and cash. That is clearly female handwriting. A lot, not all, but a lot of women write like that. Is there some secret fucking class in grade school that males aren’t allowed to attend that teaches females to write like that? And she tries to pass it off as some male custie and shows off her obvious payout for the night?

    Like Bricktop said in the movie Snatch, feed it to the pigs Herald.

  • whatevuh
    April 28, 2019 at 6:29 am

    Like one of his commenters said “bottom feeders”

  • Stunt Penis
    April 28, 2019 at 6:19 am

    I think I need a shower from just looking at her photos.

  • Travis Rearick
    Boy who cried Turtle
    April 28, 2019 at 6:11 am

    Danny Dion looks like one of those hardcore lesbians that try very hard to look like a man, but as a result end up looking like an obvious lesbian

  • Hmmm
    April 28, 2019 at 6:03 am

    Is it live or Memorex?

  • Rizzy
    April 28, 2019 at 4:37 am

    Dion the Peon knows his way around meat

  • Wigga MoFos
    April 28, 2019 at 4:31 am

    Danny Dion knows how to make ends meat snd would love to beat the meat for Rizzy in his next rap video.

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