This is Christa the stripper from West Springfield.
She decided to take to Facebook yesterday and brag about her new taxpayer funded Obamaphone that she gets because of her taxpayer funded health insurance, which she doesn’t really need because she’s already got an iPhone.
Once the CAPS LOCK comes out you know the fireworks are just getting started.
It’s OK that she’s taking a phone that she admittedly does not need (BECAUSE SHE ALREADY HAS A PHONE!!) because she pays taxes. Ya got that? Everyone who pays taxes deserves free shit from the other people who pay taxes. That’s how this system works.
Except her paycheck comes in increments of $1 and gets inserted into a G-string, and if she was reporting everything she made she almost definitely wouldn’t qualify for Mass Health. Even in Massachusetts.
A stripper openly bragging about getting a free Obamaphone and then yelling at the haterz in CAPS LOCK? This was Turtleboy porn, and it was only a matter of time until someone put out the turtle signal.
The reaction to her post predictably led to people who weren’t thrilled that this skin flute strokahontas was getting free phones from Uncle Sam while they paid for theirs. She wasn’t having none of that though.
“I pay for everything my fucking self.”
Yea, everything except that free phone you just got, and the healthcare we pay for. Besides that you’re just like the rest of the taxpayers.
It’s not her fault though, because they “basically push that fucking phone on you if your’e on Mass Health.”
God forbid she tell Uncle Sam she’s all set. The best part is when she pats herself on the back for not being a complete leach. Only a partial one.
Luckily for her the thirsty bros were out to defend her honor.
Oh for fuck’s sake. We don’t have to choose between whether or not we want people leaching off the government to supplement their stripper income, or leaching off the government full time. Just because there are guttermuppets out there doing it MORE than you, doesn’t make you virtuous. It actually makes you worse because you’re obviously hiding income. Strippers make good money. Crotch fruit or not, there is no way you’d qualify for all this free stuff if you were telling Uncle Sam about every dollar you had stuffed in your cocktail crevice.
Nevertheless he persisted.
Oh, she makes ends MEAT alright. Meat is something her end is well versed in.
Speaking of thirsty…..
Oh look, another able bodied free loader waiting to get in on the government giveaways.
Danny Dion warned her to get rid of anyone who even mentioned Turtleboy in the sentagraph of all sentagraphs, because we generally sniff out freeloaders like him and Christa who scam the system and openly brag about it.
He seems skilled in the art of avoiding Turtleboy fame. It’s almost like he’s been previously featured on Turtleboy.
Oh, now I remember him! He was Henry Pills’ cellmate in the clink. The same guy who went to jail for tons of credit card fraud that started with the dollar menu at McDonald’s and ended up with him getting roasted in open court by a judge.
When Daniel Dion found a credit card somewhere near the Stop & Shop on Enon Street in Beverly last March, he seized the opportunity, court documents show. Dion, 28, of 117 Railroad Ave., Hamilton, appears to have started out by using the card at the McDonald’s across the street for $1.07.
“You gotta love the dollar menu,” quipped Salem District Court Judge Matthew Machera, who on Friday sentenced Dion to 22 months in jail, with 10 months to be served and the balance suspended until July 2016, after Dion pleaded guilty to a string of credit card fraud charges.
After McDonald’s, Dion had gone on to rack up hundreds of dollars worth of fraudulent charges at other businesses, including Cycles 128, where he spent more than $550 on equipment to “hop up” his scooter, and at GameStop, where he purchased a Sony PlayStation and several games, according to court documents. In Hamilton, at Hamilton Convenience, he used the card six times to purchase cartons of cigarettes worth nearly $200 each, court papers show. And there were other trips to McDonald’s, as well as Dunkin’ Donuts shops all around the North Shore.
The judge initially questioned the plea agreement that had been worked out between Sylvanowicz and defense lawyer Tracy Walts, noting that Dion has a five-page record littered with similar offenses. “Why is he not getting the max?” asked the judge.
This. Is. Massachusetts. A career criminal who went to jail for stealing from a taxpayer has graduated to stealing from ALL the taxpayers, and is passing on his wisdom to a stripper who stuck him in the friend zone.
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