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Earlier today we published this blog about washed up East Boston wannabe mafiaso heroin dealer Robert Ciampi, who despite his convictions for heroin dealing was still able to open up a restaurant in Eastie and get a liquor license. Oh, and he had a State Senator and the Mayor’s staff supporting him at the grand opening.
Well, he’s seen the blog and him and his prison boy toy Danny Dion are NOT happy about it….
Oh snap!! We’ve officially met our match!!
I got bad news for you though TJ Facks – we are all Turtleboy. Well, not you or Henry Pills.
But all normal, law abiding, non-virtue signaling, taxpaying, hard working people out there without a stick lodged up their ass are Turtleboy. We are everywhere. We are at the DTA office working behind the counters when you go to get your stamps. We are on your Facebook page, screenshotting the shit you post. We are at the probation department, taking glamour shots from your most recent check in.
Good luck finding us.
However, upon closer inspection it seems as if Henry Pills is NOT a racist, even though he posts stuff like this all the time:
According to him he can’t be racist because he asked to have a black cellmate….
I don’t know what’s more amazing about what I just read there. The fact that he he thinks requesting a black guy to bunk up with him absolves him of being racist, or the fact that his prison nickname is Puss. Although I’m honored that he’d let me sleep under his bed at the Motel Middleton house of corrections. I’d be impressed if he could last 20 minutes with Desk Girl though.
More ratchets came out to play and claimed we bully low hanging fruit:
Uhoh!! Turtle soup about to be on the menu. Served up by this guy of course:
Although his specialty is queef strokeanoff.
He claimed that we made fun of people who die in car accidents, but when asked to produce a link he was like….nah fam….
It’s almost as if it doesn’t exist.
Anyway, I wonder what Danny went to jail for. Let’s check the Google machine!!
When Daniel Dion found a credit card somewhere near the Stop & Shop on Enon Street in Beverly last March, he seized the opportunity, court documents show. Dion, 28, of 117 Railroad Ave., Hamilton, appears to have started out by using the card at the McDonald’s across the street for $1.07.
“You gotta love the dollar menu,” quipped Salem District Court Judge Matthew Machera, who on Friday sentenced Dion to 22 months in jail, with 10 months to be served and the balance suspended until July 2016, after Dion pleaded guilty to a string of credit card fraud charges.
Boom. Roasted. By a judge. You lose.
But obviously he wanted more than just a cheeseburger…..
After McDonald’s, Dion had gone on to rack up hundreds of dollars worth of fraudulent charges at other businesses, including Cycles 128, where he spent more than $550 on equipment to “hop up” his scooter, and at GameStop, where he purchased a Sony PlayStation and several games, according to court documents. In Hamilton, at Hamilton Convenience, he used the card six times to purchase cartons of cigarettes worth nearly $200 each, court papers show. And there were other trips to McDonald’s, as well as Dunkin’ Donuts shops all around the North Shore.
Guarantee they were Newports. If you’re a grown ass man with a credit card that you intend on going on a shopping spree with, and you immediately go out and buy video games, bow your head into a pillow of virginity.
By the way, this my favorite judge ever:
The judge initially questioned the plea agreement that had been worked out between Sylvanowicz and defense lawyer Tracy Walts, noting that Dion has a five-page record littered with similar offenses. “Why is he not getting the max?” asked the judge.
But the lawyers suggested that the deal was part of a “global resolution” of the pending cases in both Salem and Ipswich district courts. Walts said that while in the past her client stole to support a drug habit, this case “just seems to be something stupid that he thought he’d get away with.”
Oh I see, he’s got that “disease.” The one that makes you give out handies in jail to guys named Puss so you can get your next fix.
She also said that while he’s been awaiting trial, at the Middleton Jail, Dion has taken part in classes, including a course on critical thinking skills.
Looks like he forgot to take critical thinking class, because powder chowder made it onto Turtleboy.
Oh, and he claims he’s from Salem on Facebook, but don’t get it twisted bro – you’re from Hamilton. You know how many people we’ve blogged about from Hamilton. Zero. Because it’s one of the nicer towns in the north shore. You cannot possibly be a hardo if you’re from Hamilton. You might go to Salem or Peabody to commit crimes, but at the end of the day you’re just a chud from Hamilton trying to impress a washed up geriatric wannabe gangsta.