Sturbridge Gestapaho Brags About Sexy Neo-Nazi Boyfriend After They’re Arrested For DUI, Yelling Hitler Salute At Cops, Kicking Out Cop Car Window With Sandals On
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You gotta check out this arrest story of some local Sturbridge lovebirds in Connecticut:
Source: Police arrested two people early Tuesday after they said one kicked out the window of a cruiser and the other yelled “Sieg Heil” in officers’ faces. According to police, the pair was traveling on West Main Street in a vehicle that officers stopped at 1:10 a.m. because its tail lamps weren’t illuminated. Upon approaching the vehicle, officers determined the operator — 27-year-old Kathryn I. Schmitt of 9 Joyce Court, Niantic — might be intoxicated. Police said Schmitt failed subsequent field sobriety tests. According to police, as officers worked to arrest Schmitt, she resisted. Once she was in the cruiser, police said, she slipped out of her handcuffs and kicked out one of the cruiser’s windows.
As officers were struggling with Schmitt, her passenger, 21-year-old Nicholas Aaron Alberini of Woodstock, repeatedly was getting in their way, police said. According to police, Alberini called officers slanderous names and then began threatening them. Police said they repeatedly asked Alberini to leave the area or at least stay out of the way. When a female supervisor arrived on scene, police said, Alberini got in her face and began giving the Hitler salute and yelling “Sieg Heil.” When Alberini allegedly continued to act belligerently and approach the cruiser where Schmitt was, police arrested him.
See these two? This is what “Nazis” look like in Massachusetts (they’re from Sturbridge). This is what Marty Walsh wants us to fear. Two white trash lugnuts yelling “Sieg Heil” at the cops and kicking out squad car windows.
Oh yea, these two are normal. How the hell do you “slip out of your handcuffs?” Is this chick Houdini? Safe to say the cops did Nazi that one coming. And she’s actually bragging about her legendary arrest and chudstuffing Nazi on the Facebook machine:
So much debauchery in one paragraph. Don’t know where to begin. Let’s start with the fact that she claims she passed the field sobriety test and was only arrested because she asked the cops if she could do the catwalk next. I’m sure she passed her test with flying colors. Does this look like the kind of chick that failed a sobriety test?
Then there’s the fact that she not only slipped out of the cuffs, she also kicked through the window wearing sandals!! I’m not even mad. That’s amazing.
Oh, and her “young sexy neo nazi boyfriend” was arrested for “sticking up for her.” Not because he yelled Nazi salutes at the cops. Definitely.
The best part is that her thoughts on the fact that her boyfriend is a Nazi can be summed up by, “His thoughts are his.” Thoughts like, racial inferiority, the destruction of the Jews, and conquest of Russia. Ya know, Nazi stuff. No big deal. Everyone’s dated someone who’s been into something that they’re not. Mrs. Turtleboy likes to watch horrible shows like The Bachelor. Kathryn Schmitt likes to date Nazis.
Seriously though, this guy isn’t particularly attractive. She just gets moist at the thought of the Nazis. When this guy talks about militarizing her Rhineland……game over. After that he busts out the yogurt slinger and delivers the final solution all over her eastern front.
She’s also LOVING the comments because a random commenter (probably her) call her a “hottie”:
Unfortunately for the commenter she’s taken. She just can’t resist the appeal of her handsome little Nazi in uniform:
Oh yea, the bone ranger is blitzkrieging her tampon tunnel like it’s Poland 1939.
This is just the beginning though. You simply MUST check out her Facebook page. This ain’t the kind of chick who takes it down when she becomes Turtleboy famous. This is the kind of chick who will take the Turtleboy badge of shame and turn it into an award. This is the kind of chick whose Facebook page is filled with pictures of her prescription medication and cats:
It’s only a matter of time until she literally bites some poor guy’s vagina miner right off. This chick makes Gabby Hebert look like Gabby Douglas.
She also does a lot of graveyard selfies:
Which is a perfectly normal thing to do.
It’s also not her first bad incident involving a motor vehicle. Like that time she crashed on the highway and posed for a duckface picture with the wreckage:
And here she is posing for a picture with her friend:
Oh man, two Aryan chicks on a couch looking for some Anschluss!! It’s this Neo-Nazis wet dream!! Add one more blond haired blue eyed chick to the equation and you’re gonna have to rename him the Third Dyke.
She apparently poses for pictures like this for the sole purpose of mocking her enemies:
But as you can see, people mostly just laugh at her.
She’s got some fun tattoos, like the “Goddess” tattoo underneath her naval, which is of course surrounded by two M16’s:
And as you can see in her commentary, she’s “earned the title” of Goddess because, 1) she is a Goddess, and 2) it’s her musician name. Unfortunately her boyfriend only allows her to sing music from the motherland. None of that American jazz music!!
She really seems to hate one chick in particular named Lily, and is constantly trying to prove to the world how superior her penis fly trap is:
She’s big into jewelry, and believes she’s filthy rich, which of course makes her better than Lily:
And according to one of her many fans, she “probably made her ex kill himself.” Don’t tell her that though or she’ll go hambeast on you:
I’m getting aroused just thinking of the message we’ll be receiving from her after publishing this blog. Can’t wait to have her on Turtleboy Live.
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