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Sturbridge Gestapaho Brags About Sexy Neo-Nazi Boyfriend After They’re Arrested For DUI, Yelling Hitler Salute At Cops, Kicking Out Cop Car Window With Sandals On

Sturbridge Gestapaho Brags About Sexy Neo-Nazi Boyfriend After They’re Arrested For DUI, Yelling Hitler Salute At Cops, Kicking Out Cop Car Window With Sandals On

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You gotta check out this arrest story of some local Sturbridge lovebirds in Connecticut:

Source: Police arrested two people early Tuesday after they said one kicked out the window of a cruiser and the other yelled “Sieg Heil” in officers’ faces. According to police, the pair was traveling on West Main Street in a vehicle that officers stopped at 1:10 a.m. because its tail lamps weren’t illuminated. Upon approaching the vehicle, officers determined the operator — 27-year-old Kathryn I. Schmitt of 9 Joyce Court, Niantic — might be intoxicated. Police said Schmitt failed subsequent field sobriety tests. According to police, as officers worked to arrest Schmitt, she resisted. Once she was in the cruiser, police said, she slipped out of her handcuffs and kicked out one of the cruiser’s windows.

As officers were struggling with Schmitt, her passenger, 21-year-old Nicholas Aaron Alberini of Woodstock, repeatedly was getting in their way, police said. According to police, Alberini called officers slanderous names and then began threatening them. Police said they repeatedly asked Alberini to leave the area or at least stay out of the way. When a female supervisor arrived on scene, police said, Alberini got in her face and began giving the Hitler salute and yelling “Sieg Heil.” When Alberini allegedly continued to act belligerently and approach the cruiser where Schmitt was, police arrested him.

See these two? This is what “Nazis” look like in Massachusetts (they’re from Sturbridge). This is what Marty Walsh wants us to fear. Two white trash lugnuts yelling “Sieg Heil” at the cops and kicking out squad car windows.

Oh yea, these two are normal. How the hell do you “slip out of your handcuffs?” Is this chick Houdini? Safe to say the cops did Nazi that one coming. And she’s actually bragging about her legendary arrest and chudstuffing Nazi on the Facebook machine:

So much debauchery in one paragraph. Don’t know where to begin. Let’s start with the fact that she claims she passed the field sobriety test and was only arrested because she asked the cops if she could do the catwalk next. I’m sure she passed her test with flying colors. Does this look like the kind of chick that failed a sobriety test?


Then there’s the fact that she not only slipped out of the cuffs, she also kicked through the window wearing sandals!! I’m not even mad. That’s amazing.

Oh, and her “young sexy neo nazi boyfriend” was arrested for “sticking up for her.” Not because he yelled Nazi salutes at the cops. Definitely.

The best part is that her thoughts on the fact that her boyfriend is a Nazi can be summed up by, “His thoughts are his.” Thoughts like, racial inferiority, the destruction of the Jews, and conquest of Russia. Ya know, Nazi stuff. No big deal. Everyone’s dated someone who’s been into something that they’re not. Mrs. Turtleboy likes to watch horrible shows like The Bachelor. Kathryn Schmitt likes to date Nazis.

Seriously though, this guy isn’t particularly attractive. She just gets moist at the thought of the Nazis. When this guy talks about militarizing her Rhineland……game over. After that he busts out the yogurt slinger and delivers the final solution all over her eastern front.

She’s also LOVING the comments because a random commenter (probably her) call her a “hottie”:


Unfortunately for the commenter she’s taken. She just can’t resist the appeal of her handsome little Nazi in uniform:

Oh yea, the bone ranger is blitzkrieging her tampon tunnel like it’s Poland 1939.

This is just the beginning though. You simply MUST check out her Facebook page. This ain’t the kind of chick who takes it down when she becomes Turtleboy famous. This is the kind of chick who will take the Turtleboy badge of shame and turn it into an award. This is the kind of chick whose Facebook page is filled with pictures of her prescription medication and cats:

It’s only a matter of time until she literally bites some poor guy’s vagina miner right off. This chick makes Gabby Hebert look like Gabby Douglas.

She also does a lot of graveyard selfies:

Which is a perfectly normal thing to do.

It’s also not her first bad incident involving a motor vehicle. Like that time she crashed on the highway and posed for a duckface picture with the wreckage:

And here she is posing for a picture with her friend:

Oh man, two Aryan chicks on a couch looking for some Anschluss!! It’s this Neo-Nazis wet dream!! Add one more blond haired blue eyed chick to the equation and you’re gonna have to rename him the Third Dyke.

She apparently poses for pictures like this for the sole purpose of mocking her enemies:

But as you can see, people mostly just laugh at her.

She’s got some fun tattoos, like the “Goddess” tattoo underneath her naval, which is of course surrounded by two M16’s:

And as you can see in her commentary, she’s “earned the title” of Goddess because, 1) she is a Goddess, and 2) it’s her musician name. Unfortunately her boyfriend only allows her to sing music from the motherland. None of that American jazz music!!

She really seems to hate one chick in particular named Lily, and is constantly trying to prove to the world how superior her penis fly trap is:

She’s big into jewelry, and believes she’s filthy rich, which of course makes her better than Lily:

And according to one of her many fans, she “probably made her ex kill himself.” Don’t tell her that though or she’ll go hambeast on you:

I’m getting aroused just thinking of the message we’ll be receiving from her after publishing this blog. Can’t wait to have her on Turtleboy Live.



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34 Comment(s)
  • Goddess :)
    March 21, 2018 at 10:01 pm

    This is Kathryn. Turtle tank why don’t you show what YOU look like? Oh and do a before and after of you getting maced in the fucking face. I’m sure you’d look great, like you must already. Bullying criminals but won’t show your face…… Because you’d get curb stomped you worthless, miserable sad case.

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  • Shocked & Saddened
    August 29, 2017 at 6:39 pm

    Hmm… I still think Gabbi Hebert Kaitbenski is a bigger diseased, mentally ill, delusionary, lying hoe bag. Cant make this BS up way too funny.

  • whwhat
    August 24, 2017 at 8:41 pm

    Those two (Alberini and Schmitt) have got to be cousins.

  • Trumpster
    August 23, 2017 at 6:37 pm

    Welcome to my America!

  • Italian
    August 23, 2017 at 4:40 pm

    if she is Italian like her shirt claims than I hope her Nazi boyfriend knows that most of us are mixed, it happened when the Moorish people conquered Sicily so his little tramp isn’t Aryan like he wishes.

    • Anthony
      August 24, 2017 at 7:18 am

      Watch True Romance again bitch

  • citypoint
    Stan the man
    August 23, 2017 at 2:08 pm

    Tha goddess title must be a sliding scale.
    She’s maybe a hard 4 depending on how many beauty aids you’ve to drink.

  • HoeHunter
    August 23, 2017 at 12:39 pm

    This girl is seriously a psycho, she dated Keegan for like 2 weeks in highschool way before he committed suicide. She always try’s to get guys to pitty her, her address says Sturbridge but this skank is actually from CT somewhere near Hartford. She has always been this way since way back in high school! Complete nut job! Haha Great article turtleboy!

  • Ed Augustus
    August 23, 2017 at 11:49 am

    I just melt when my boyfriend, Bruce Force, dresses up as an SS-Obergruppenfuhrer and takes me by blitzkrieg. You might catch us at in one of the new dog parks. Worcester is a welcoming city. Love Trumps hate! Sorry if your tax bill goes up again, but somebody must pay for that methadone clinic we stuck in your neighborhood.

  • Jake and Elwood
    August 23, 2017 at 11:31 am

    I’m reminded of the scene in the Blues Brothers “Illinois Nazis, I hate Illinois Nazis”. Sturbridge Nazis, I hate Sturbridge Nazis.

  • Nick
    August 23, 2017 at 9:49 am

    I went to school with her XD

  • Mom's Basement
    August 23, 2017 at 9:20 am

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  • bigdaddy
    August 23, 2017 at 9:18 am

    liberals and SJW are all upset and think we need to be afraid of shitheads like these 2?

  • Barry
    August 23, 2017 at 9:13 am

    Is that the dancing Rhode Island cop in the road behind her car?

    • August 23, 2017 at 11:09 am

      I believe the 2 photos of accident including one with officer in road, are both in CT. The 2nd photo with duck face has what appears to be one of those Connecticut State Police unmarked vehicles of gunmetal hues – to left of her vehicle in opposing lane. Noted the divider is a railing, which is commonly seen on CT Interstates. The scene appears to be on I-84, not too far from Sturbridge, MA. Guessing it is in area near Willington-Union.

  • Dr. Josef Mengele
    August 23, 2017 at 8:52 am

    Excellent, I love twins so much.

  • Dominic
    August 23, 2017 at 8:46 am

    He looks soooo Jewish. That nose, his chin. Soooo jewish

  • August 23, 2017 at 8:11 am

    Lily and Kathryn should settle their hide behind the keyboard social media row in a no holds barred steel cage match. End result would be 2 less parasites on line.

  • livesinlowell
    August 23, 2017 at 8:01 am

    We need to get Kathryn and Lily to appear together on turtleboysports live so they can try make amends. And by make amends I mean they just end up hating each other more. Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

  • Turtlehead
    I'm not a Jew
    August 23, 2017 at 6:58 am

    I’d fuck her and make her tell me what an inferior Jew I am.

  • R
    August 23, 2017 at 6:36 am

    Does she like it in the sheiss panzer like Brie the unemployed Antifa babysiyter?

  • They call me Ponch
    August 23, 2017 at 5:37 am

    Skankalicious couch pic

    Marty Walsh’s nightmare

  • August 23, 2017 at 2:01 am

    oy veh-i like your original idea of letting these types battle it out with the antifa nerds

  • Wwy
    August 23, 2017 at 12:57 am

    Americas last 4 presidents was a lot worse than hitler but Jew news runs the t.v that’s why you sound Jew brained’lol hitler==

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    August 23, 2017 at 12:26 am

    I could never get that drunk. Even if I drank all the alcohol in a V-2’s fuel tank.

      August 23, 2017 at 7:39 am

      I bet Eva Braun’s pussy smells better right now than this nasty bitch. No real man will have her so she has to manipulate brainless young boys to do her bidding. She is gross.

    • von Braun Family
      August 23, 2017 at 5:07 pm

      At least one or even two kilometers would suffice hopefully.

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