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As you know by now it’s Turtleboy Nation vs. the world. All we do over here at Turtleboy Sports is preach the truth because dingleberries of all shapes and sizes have repressed it for too long. And when you preach the truth it tends to rub people the wrong way who hate the police, teachers, small businesses, free enterprise, Patriots, common sense, and sanity. As far as I can tell the hippie boycott is still on, and it continues to be the least effective boycott ever. Nevertheless, I urge Turtleboy Nation to fight back against the hippies and show your support for the positive message we try to send at Turtleboy by doing business with our sponsors. Because none of this is possible without them. A lot of other business owners would turtle under the hippie boycott pressure. But our sponsors are brave men and women who support freedom and sanity. Please, whenever you can, do business with these people. Feel free to send us pictures of you going into these places to let the hippies know that the Turtleboy Sports Revolution will not be stopped. Here are May’s sponsors.

Birkbeck’s Waterfront Grille


Located on Mill Street with a breathtaking view of spectacular Coes Pond, this new restaurant founded by Mike Birkbeck is a Worcester gem. We’ve been trying to get these guys on board the Turtle since they opened because the food is simply that good. If your food doesn’t pass the Turtleboy Jr. challenge, then you’re not allowed to advertise with us. I highly recommend the Chicken Cordon Bleu. I don’t know what they put into it, but I’ve never tasted anything like it. Borderline orgasmic.

Harr Motor Group

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Turtleboy Sports is a Worcester-centric blog. And if I know one thing about Worcester County people, it’s that a lot of you know what you’re doing with cars. That’s where Harr Toyota comes in. They currently have TEN full time positions open, including jobs ranging anywhere from technicians to specialists to accountants to lounge attendants. Know what you’re doing with cars? Need a job? Click here for more information.

Tony Island Hot Dogs

A few weeks back we did a blog on who had better hot dogs – Coney Island or Hot Dog Annie’s. The correct answer was actually Tony Island Hot Dog in Oxford. This seasonal, family owned business actually has REAL hot dogs that fill up a whole bun. They also have TONS of other delicious summertime fun, including mouth watering sausages, grilled cheese melts, and bacon. Tons of bacon. Tell me you don’t wanna head down to the beautiful and easy to get to center of Oxford when you see this. 

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Ann Marie Bartlett, Realtor – Professional Representation of Buyers and Sellers.

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Our primary demographic is the 25-34 range, so we know that a lot of you people out there are looking to buy what possibly could be your first home. She helps buyers and sellers all over Worcester as well as Shrewsbury, Auburn, West Boylston, Paxton, and Holden. When I bought a home I went with a realtor a friend recommended. Well if you’re looking to buy or sell a home and you’re reading this right now then Turtleboy is your friend, and he’s telling you to call up Ann-Marie. Mention Turtleboy and she’ll give you $250 back at the closing table if you list with her.

Julio’s Liquors, Westborough. 

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Have you ever been to this place before. It’s like the BJ’s of liquor stores except you don’t have to pay a membership. It’s ginormous, and the selection of wine, whiskey, and beer is second to none. Even from Worcester it’s no more than a 15 minute trip. Trust me, it’s worth it. It’s like Disney World for adults. People drive hours to get there. They have a blog, podcast, tasting room, smoke shop, gift baskets and many more cool stuff you can check out on Julio’s website. Tell em Turtleboy sent you.

JJM Insurance

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This family owned business in Tatnuck Square is a staple of the community. The Marshall family has been this Turtleboy’s agent since I began driving. Mike Marshall and his father Jim will help you find ways to cut down your monthly payments and decide what you need and what you’re wasting money on. As a matter of fact they started advertising with us after contacting me about ways I can cut down on my monthly car insurance payments. I also get home insurance through them, so they’d be a good fit to couple with Ann Marie Bartlett when you purchase your next home.

Bennie’s Cafe


I had never heard of Bennie’s before they contacted us looking to partner with Turtleboy. But I’ve been back several times because the food is good. The Rueben sandwich is to die for, and they have Keno, tons of TV’s, a full bar, and unlimited free popcorn. Located on West Mountain Street in between Burncoat and West Boylston Streets, I highly recommend hitting this place up if you’re in Worcester, Holden, West Boylton, Shrewsbury, or anywhere really.

Union Tavern


Looking for a place to have some magical good times in the Woo? Look no further than the Union Tavern on Green Street. The drinks are cheap, the crowds are lively, and the atmosphere is second to none. They have two bars and an outdoor patio, just in time for the summer weather.

Pepe’s Restaurant


Located next to the fire station on Franklin Street, the family owned restaurant has long been a Turtleboy favorite. The building they took over is an old mill with an authentic Worcester feel to it. They have still have the building’s original wooden pillars and brick walls, but have since added a bar, an outdoor patio and have live music with bands all the time. Oh yea, and the food is Italian and it’s delicious. Their pizza is next up on the Turtleboy Worcester County Pizza Tour.

Smokestack Urban Barbecue

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I shit you not, you will NEVER taste buffalo wings like the one’s you’ll get at Smokestack. Borderline orgasmic. I can’t say enough about the food in this place. When it comes to barbecue food in Worcester, there simply is no competition. They have indoor and outdoor seating and a full bar. When you get your receipt make sure you write, “Turtleboy sent me.” You’ll thank me later.

Car Heaven


I once had a friend with an old Trans Am that he decided to keep on his lawn for what seemed like an eternity. So we started to decorate it for holidays. On Thanksgiving we put a nice harvest spread all over it, and for Christmas we glued Santa to the hood. Apparently once we started gluing dog biscuits to eat the neighbors finally had enough because it became the watering hole for neighborhood dogs. Finally the town of Auburn took it away at his expense. Meanwhile all he had to do to avoid this call up the good folks at Car Heaven who would’ve paid him top dollar to take it off his hands.

Attorney Michael Erlich


My favorite part of the hippie boycott is when they call up a defense attorney and tell them they’re boycotting them. You know what the best way to boycott Michael Erlich is? Don’t get arrested. But in life sometimes, shit happens. You have two glasses of wine with dinner and come across a police checkpoint. Next thing you know your life is flashing in front of your eyes. Mike has a solid reputation as one of Worcester’s finest defense attorneys, and constantly updates his Facebook page with stories about checkpoints, his opinion on cases in the news, and testimonials from his clients. I hope you never need his services, but if you do, you’re in good hands.

North End Motor Sales


These guys have been doing business in northern Worcester for decades. They’re constantly getting new inventory for pre-owned cars because at the prices they sell them they move very quickly. Currently they have no Prius’s in stock, so the hippie boycott is negligible. If you’re looking to buy a quality used car from a reputable dealer, North End Motor Sales is where you wanna go. And quite frankly, anyone who buys a brand new car is a sucker should contact me about purchasing my world famous Nantucket horse ranch.

Scavone Plumbing


I told our marketing consultant to contact Frank Scavone about advertising on Turtleboy because he’s come through in the clutch for me so many times before. My water heater shit the bed, which resulted in a very stinky Turtleboy family. I called up Frank Scavone, left the basement door unlocked for him, and magically came home to a brand new heater installed. The best part was the price. I had called Roto-Rooter a couple days before and the estimate they gave me was three times as high. If you ever have problems with your pipes or water heaters then give Scavone Plumbing and Heating a call, and tell him Turtleboy sent ya.

Attorney Anthony Salerno


Another reason I find the hippie boycott of our sponsors hilarious is that they’re purposely missing out on some of the best goods and services from in and around the Woo. I almost feel bad for them. For instance, Tony Salerno is a former State Trooper, and as such has an intricate knowledge of the rights of the accused. So if one of these hippies got pulled over after having a few at the latest protest, why would they boycott someone who could get them out of a jam? I guess they’d rather go to jail. Oh well, I know I always keep my Salerno BAC App handy before I ever think about driving.

Invidium Spa and Salon


Just thinking about Chris Robarge calling up this place and telling them he’s not coming there anymore makes me laugh out loud. Located in the same building as Pepe’s at 274 Franklin Street, Invidium Spa and Salon is a great place to get your hair did and walk out feeling fresh as a daisy.

The Buzz Barber Shop


Turtleboy’s of all shapes and sizes were born and raised going to Kay’s barbershop. But after a while I only got the fresh cut from Heather. One day I came in and found out she was gone and had opened her own shop, but they wouldn’t tell me where. Then one day I went into JJM Insurance and saw The Buzz. I peaked inside and what do you know? I found her! Anyway, I’ve been going back ever since. For dudes it’s not just about the haircut – it’s about the atmosphere and the conversation. Sorry ladies, they only do dude haircuts, which actually makes the thought of Joyce McNickles calling them up and threatening not to go there all the more hilarious.

Anyway, it means a lot to us when you go to these places. The fact that they stick around in the face of the bullying from the protesters speaks a lot about their character. This is America and they have a right to advertise with whoever they choose. They picked us not only because they believe in freedom, but because they realize supporting Turtleboy is better for business than boycotting it. If you’d like your business to join the freedom brigade, then send us an email at


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4 Comment(s)
  • Johnny Jizz
    May 23, 2015 at 4:30 am

    All of these businesses suck ass!

  • oneopinion
    May 22, 2015 at 8:07 pm

    I’ve been doing business with North End Motors long before TB was blogging. For my first purchase I got a great deal on the hottest quality pre-owned car of its day; a Ford Probe GT. Back then the West Boylston Street Stop and Shop still seemed new, Block Buster was crushing people with late fees, and North End had a tiny fraction of the inventory that you see today. I have had nothing but good experiences with them since then. It’s been great to watch them grow.

  • G-Love478
    May 22, 2015 at 3:40 pm

    I’ve had the chicken cordon bleu from Birkbeck’s and you’re right, it’s AMAZING!!!!

  • Woody
    May 22, 2015 at 1:47 pm

    Julio’s Liqours is in actuality the best liquor store on the planet. And they have cigars. And they have fine chocolate. And they have high quality olive oil. And they have delicious cheese to go with the 4bazillion kids of wine they carry. AND they carry WORMTOWN Brewery beer. Like nobody else gets to sell that retail.
    Finally, a liquor store that doesn’t suck.

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