Swingers In Hardwick Are Using A State Trooper’s Car To Bang On And They’re Posting It To Love Voodoo

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A turtle rider came across some interesting photos on a swingers website called And once, again it involves the Massachusetts State Police. Except this time they’re just being used by some swingers out in Hardwick…

Well, that’s just lovely right there. No clue who this fine gentleman is, but he’s definitely not a state trooper. Evidently he wanted this turtle rider to go to town on his wife, but he got phased when he saw the MSP. His bio says he is a general contractor out of Worcester, and his name is Dave. But all I know is that state trooper’s cars are NOT for exchanging love juices. They’re for enforcing law and order, and possibly selling weed.

Either way, these fucking fetish people man….they take it too far. Look, I’m all for getting your rocks off, but there’s gotta be boundaries. And you can’t be clam jammin outdoors on top of state property like this. Even if you are in Gilbertville.

More importantly I think it’s important to alert the trooper whose vehicle this is that some unholy things are taking place on top of his squad car. My question is, does he or she know about it? I’m thinking no, simply because the thrill of standing doggy outside on top of a state police car gets these juice monkeys hot like they’ve never been hot before. And if that’s the case the trooper probably has a right to know. So yea, if you’re a Massachusetts State Trooper living in Hardwick, you’ve got swingers fucking on your car. Might wanna do something about that. Just sayin.

31 Comment(s)
  • KEV
    April 11, 2018 at 12:09 am


  • Rhubarb
    April 10, 2018 at 7:58 pm

    A contractor…as in he contracted syphilis

  • Rhubarb
    April 10, 2018 at 7:49 pm

    Leaha was a brunette?

  • Stevo
    April 10, 2018 at 7:04 am

    State cops used to have respect from even low life & street punks. Now, seems much of the respect is gone for various reasons. This is a good example.

  • Leigha's Dog
    April 10, 2018 at 12:05 am

    Got room for one more? Woof!

  • Squirtleboy
    April 9, 2018 at 11:31 pm

    Squirtle boy has been taken for years you poser

  • Steve
    April 9, 2018 at 10:14 pm

    Rip Tom Pety (Spike.). We got another bad ass another trouble maker. Ohh I’m scared ain’t you boys scared. Got a man with a dog collar on (ring). Throw ol Spike a bone.

  • The Background Heckler
    April 9, 2018 at 10:08 pm

    Photo appears to have been taken at Fleet Section Devens, judging by the pockmarked pavement with spray paint on it.

  • Magules13
    April 9, 2018 at 9:46 pm

    Why do all swingers look like that guy?

  • Dick N Thamud
    April 9, 2018 at 9:45 pm

    Taxpayers are getting fu**ed by the MSP on a daily basis, so what’s wrong with citizens fu**ing on one of their cars? Seems fair to me, and didn’t cost anyone a single penny, either!

  • whatevuh
    April 9, 2018 at 8:59 pm

    Hardwick . . . if you get divorced, is she still your sister? Asking for a friend

  • NR
    April 9, 2018 at 7:06 pm

    Well…I hate to say it but, there’s probably lots of juice being exchanged on and in a troopers vehicle. Just sayin’.

  • GingyKidd
    April 9, 2018 at 6:28 pm

    Dude looks like Bill Nye the Science Guy.

  • Wink wink
    April 9, 2018 at 6:25 pm

    I’m friends with a trooper who would totally, 100%, no doubts let me do this to his cruiser. I’m going to assume that’s what happened here. If these people are on lovevoodoo the trooper probably watched and proceeded to pound her too. Troopers take their cruisers home because they usually work quite far away from home.

  • I’ve got a job for ya Leigha
    April 9, 2018 at 6:22 pm

    Has anyone asked if this is Leigha Genduso trying to get her job back?

  • Clitty Litter
    April 9, 2018 at 6:13 pm

    Bathroom selfie: check
    Dik pik: check
    Pushing the envelope until you end up on TBS: 10-4 you Som’ bitch pile O’ monkey nuts!

  • WOW
    April 9, 2018 at 4:43 pm

    Drunk guy hold knife to his own neck and says he is going to kill himself.
    Cops blast him with a couple rounds in the chest.

    Video of actual shooting been posted on web then taken down

    • Chris Seith
      woop woop
      April 9, 2018 at 6:30 pm

      Reminds me of what we thought happened in Russia or Brazil, well America.

    • NR
      April 9, 2018 at 7:10 pm

      More to that story I’m sure. But hey…we all know about the assault knives in London…maybe they’ve infiltrated here.

    • Tom
      April 9, 2018 at 7:23 pm


  • roberti
    April 9, 2018 at 4:39 pm

    Can it get any worse for State Police?

  • Chris Seith
    woop woop
    April 9, 2018 at 4:31 pm

    If I ever get pulled over by one of these jokes Im gonna laugh in there face and tell them to suck my dogs dick. Fuck the mass police and any cop in a union. They are worse than lice or tape worms and twice as disgusting.

    • MrSmiley
      April 9, 2018 at 5:30 pm

      Stop kidding yourself. Be a good little pillow biter and say yes sir no sir with your hands on the steering wheel as usual hardo.

      • Chris Seith
        woop woop
        April 9, 2018 at 6:27 pm

        Listen toad stool theres no princess to save these fucks are all the same young or old. 100000 dollars to watch a road then 150000 dollars to not watch a road. Im no hardo and i dont get pulled over plus im white and am related to politicians and all my friends are cops so even if i just show the ring and i on my way.
        So i do laugh. But out loud and in your face.

        • MrSmiley
          April 9, 2018 at 7:23 pm

          Anybody can be anyone online. It’s amazing! Toad stool and princess reference was a nice touch. Should use your real name though you know because you’re sooo connected and all… Not scared of no troopaaah right?

        • Kevin Fleury
          Richard Cranium
          April 10, 2018 at 12:01 am

          Went to Webster’ an looked up huuuuge fahkin cunt….. BOOM, there you were……eat a bag of dicks cool guy.

          • Chris Seith
            skull boner
            April 10, 2018 at 6:25 pm

            Well I guess your right fife, me my politician relatives and cop buddies are going to look up your ip and make you blow the new speaker of the houses husband by the hooker door while baker tells them to get back to work.
            PS I’m glad you found me in the dictionary, because i could find you in the thesaurus. Oh well sorry my little homonym .

  • I worked my butt off to get to where I am
    April 9, 2018 at 4:12 pm

    Oh wow I see Trooper Genduso is back on duty working hard to move up the totem pole.

  • Sure I’ll sign up for OT
    April 9, 2018 at 4:06 pm

    Please the trooper knows……probably on an OT shift sitting right behind the steering wheel jerking his limp little nightstick while emptying his steroid shrunken balls watching these two

  • Mayor Lynch
    April 9, 2018 at 4:04 pm

    Using my picture in your deviant online rag without my permission?!? I’ve got screenshots! I have them on my thumb drive of 1000 lawsuits. And I’m going down to the courthouse on Monday to file my next suit against you! Unless you take down these pictures, remove any article that contains my name, and write a story that says, “Kevin is a handsome boy, an excellent snow shoveller, and not fat at all.”

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      April 9, 2018 at 8:03 pm

      Why Mayor Why?

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