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Things Took A Turn For The Sexy When The Attleboro Scissorsaurus Messaged Desk Girl, Says She Missed Court Because Of Time Zones, Fills Out The Form

Uncle Turtleboy / February 3, 2018

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Reader Emails

Snaggle Snizz, Selling Morning After Pill On FB, Screams At Desk Girl And Threatened To Sue Us Because She Was Just Trying To Help Other Chicks Filled With Unwanted Chode Nectar

Uncle Turtleboy / August 5, 2017

While everyone is battling over pussy on this gray Saturday…. here is something to lighten the mood.  Want to advertise…

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Nudniks

Peabody Portagee Blicka Squad Defend Fast And Furious Dead Friend, Threaten North Shore Turtlebabe, Blow Up Our Inbox

Uncle Turtleboy / April 12, 2017

Pro Tip: Don’t poke the turtle. Chances are, someone out there doesn’t like you very much and they will bring…

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