Great News: No One Got Shot Today At Everett High School, And Angelo Carbone Is Suing Us For Millions For Talking About His Facebook Post
Great news everyone – no one got shot at Everett High School, or any other high schools in Massachusetts…
ALL CAPS Co-Parent Announces He’s Not Sending His Crotch Fruit To Everett High School Because Someone Shitposted About School Shooting On Bathroom Door
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Everett Mayor Sweatuccine Alfredo Smears Two Businesses On Facebook For Towing Cars During Graduation Because He Was Too Dumb To Figure Out A Parking Plan
This is Carlo DeMaria. After giving up the dream of becoming an extra who pisses off Tony Soprano and…
Gutless Malden High School Principal Chris Mastrangelo Cancels Football Game Against Everett Because Kids Might Get Boo-Boos Against Better Team, But Everett Never Forfeits Soccer Even Though They Can’t Beat Malden
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