Everett Mayor Sweatuccine Alfredo Smears Two Businesses On Facebook For Towing Cars During Graduation Because He Was Too Dumb To Figure Out A Parking Plan


This is Carlo DeMaria.

After giving up the dream of becoming an extra who pisses off Tony Soprano and gets whacked for mouthing off at the Bada Bing club, he decided to run for Mayor of Everett instead. He’s held the position for many years now and excels at the art of ribbon cutting

Handing out awards with his name on it.

Brushing elbows with powerful people who are taller than him.

Receiving awards for being able to read at a third grade level

Riding bicycles

And doing interviews about new bike lanes, or whatever the latest big news out of the metropolis of Everett is.

And he always stays fresh with a recently dry cleaned suit, unless of course he’s posing for pictures of himself raking leaves.

Well, Mayor Sweatuccine Alfredo evidently went to the Everett High School graduation last week and wasn’t happy to find out that a bunch of people trespassing on private property had their cars towed. Naturally he took to Facebook to lash out at the business.

So the Mayor of a city, who gets his money largely from tax dollars paid for by local businesses, is using his official Mayor Facebook page to smear two of these businesses for legally towing a bunch of people who took up spots that could be used by customers? I know two businesses that won’t be getting their ribbons cut this year by Ricky Ravioli.

Tony Tortellini actually used words like “ashamed,” “disgusted,” “insupportable action,” and says the business owners acted “senselessly and ignorantly.”

Hey Louie Lasagana, here’s an idea – figure this shit out ahead of time. Ya know, because you’re the Goddamn Mayor. How bout the next time I’m in Everett (God willing it never comes to that) me and 30 friends park in your driveway and leave for a few hours? You know there’s a graduation, you know parking is tight, and you know you run the city. So figure out a friggin plan instead of whining like a bitch on Facebook about it afterwards.

And did this juicy gelato really say that these businesses, “will be spoken to?” Are they gonna have to go to their room and think about what they did too?

Oh, and if you live in glass houses, maybe don’t throw stones. Especially if you were recently accused by four women of sexual harassment.

In 2014, The Boston Globe reported that Everett Mayor Carlo DeMaria allegedly groped a woman who came to his office for help. Among three other women who accused DeMaria of sexual harassment was a city employee who said the mayor asked her for oral sex. DeMaria denied the accusations and remains in office after winning re-election unopposed in 2017.

He’s the Italian version of Jasiel Correia.

He also sat by and did nothing as teachers in Everett demanded the removal of the most corrupt superintendent ever. Finally he jumped on the bandwagon when the now disgraced superintendent was charged with indecent assault and battery on several school district employees.

Everett sounds like a great place to get groped!!

Dude kept going at it in the comments with people who rightfully pointed out that it’s not the business owner’s fault that dumbasses parked in their lot.

If you think you have problems now, wait until the casino gets there. Maybe next time send out an email telling people where to park instead of crying about it and using your platform to shame local business owners who pay your salary.


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41 Comment(s)
  • Vinny Russo
    June 18, 2019 at 8:19 pm

    Don’t forget about the city employee who got caught dealing drugs at the post office and now has a 120k a year job with the city of Everett. I heard it’s 10k in an envelope if you want a job. Typical Everett

  • The Name Game
    June 17, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    “Sweatuccine Alfredo.” North, that’s worthy of entry into the TBS Moniker Hall of Fame!

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    June 17, 2019 at 4:08 pm

    Flounder, from Animal House, hasn’t aged much at all.

  • randiguy2006
    June 17, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    Meh, dick move to tow those cars.

    • Meh 2
      June 17, 2019 at 8:03 pm

      So next year for the Graduation we will utilize your PRIVATE DRIVEWAY and see how fast you become the next DICK of this City….

  • The Name Game
    June 17, 2019 at 2:15 pm

    Carlo DeMaria, Mister Mayor, magnificently manages his mammoth Mannie Macaroni man-boob mammaries.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    June 17, 2019 at 9:55 am

    Limerick of the day:-

    There once was fat, sweaty Mayor
    Who groped all the girls for a dare,
    But one very tall gal,
    Was a tranny called Al,
    Who had much, much more way down there.

    Dick Scratcher, aged 35 and a half.

  • Fred Marks
    Les Grossman
    June 17, 2019 at 9:54 am


    Were these two parking lots of businesses closed for the day?

    If so then he has a point. Why not just let the cars park there instead of towing them? What was gained by towing them?

    • Pissed off
      June 17, 2019 at 11:55 am

      I thought employees of the City were not allowed to post on social media? How much are you being paid for this post? Are you getting a an extra bonus in your check this week?

      The lot is a PRIVATE LOT. I don’t know what is so hard for anyone to understand that.

      I understand the frustration that it was graduation night. Again, if this was the case, then every single driveway, which is PRIVATE PROPERTY, would’ve been free to anyone to park in. Rules are rules for a reason.

      There are bigger issues in the City of Everett than going on your own personal page and stating that a PRIVATE LOT towed cars LEGALLY.

      For the record, there is a grace period for towing, the 1st week it starts. This is the only grace period. Other than that, no grace period. In years past, the police would patrol towing areas alerting residents to move their vehicles before towing began, this has stopped.

      Could it be that we are down one officer daily, because our fine Mayor feels the need to have said officer in his office daily?

      I’d love to know if any other city/town Mayor has a police officer for their own personal use.

      Any other city/town Mayor have a car allowance of a 1,000/month?

      This whole City needs a clean sweep from top to bottom of all that are in office, from the Mayor all the way to the School Committee.

  • Mike Litoris
    June 17, 2019 at 9:30 am

    He wanted oral sex? Did he have midget body builders available to hold up his enormous belly to find his dick?

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    June 17, 2019 at 9:17 am

    Casual Observations
    1) Everett HS is an absolute disgrace. 80% Graduation rate? The state should take over this fucking abomination.

    2) Unlike the Springfield Mayor who *mandated* free parking at the MGM, this assclown did shit. Parking at Encore is $42 a day.

    3) Anyone taking bets re: DeMaria on the dole per Wynn?

  • Jake Gittes
    June 17, 2019 at 5:06 am

    Forget it Uncle Turtleboy, it’s Everett

  • Garcia Vega
    June 17, 2019 at 4:33 am

    Bit the casino has rented floors upon floors of parking garages in the city for their employees, forcing a few thousand more monthly pass customers out to fend for themselves! Why work on a city you can’t park in? Why shop there? Why go there at all? Something tells me this Gabrone has a deal for the cut of all vehicles towed. The guy is an opportunist. Yet he keeps getting elected.

    • Massholio
      June 17, 2019 at 7:12 am

      Hmmm I thought businesses had to have adequate parking to get a building permit. Why is this eyesore exempt from all the bullshit most businesses are subject to?

  • Chip Striker
    June 17, 2019 at 3:03 am

    Wonder if the envelopes he got from the Casino were as fat as him.

    Everett is a shithole, it’s a city that looks a lot like a toilet after Latin America takes a shit.

  • Professor Dumbledore
    June 16, 2019 at 10:41 pm

    I’m guessing this Mr. Moreira has had problems with the new owners of the private lot too. He owns the Square Deli and utilizes the back of his sub shop, which is in said private lot, to park his vehicle as well as his employees vehicles. Another Kiss Ass to the Mayor of the Dirty E…

  • Jack
    June 16, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    “Mayor Poseur”, no surprise!

  • Joann
    June 16, 2019 at 10:02 pm

    Sorry but if you think it’s bad now, just wait till Casino opens.
    The Mayor should of asked Private businesses if their lots could be used for graduation.
    Since signs were not clearly visible. Those that were towed should be refunded by the city.
    Quealy has a bad habit of towing from private lots without permission too.
    Furthermore every resident in this city should have a visitors pass. There are many circumstances that arise after city hall hours.

  • Someone who knows the truth
    June 16, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    How come there is no mention of his new yearly allowance of his own personal car allowance??? 12,000/year 1,000/month…council voted it into his budget….do we know of any other Mayor that has their own personal police officer in their office on the daily??? This takes away one police officer from the City of Everett…how does this Mayor avoid all corruption charges??? Someone needs to be thoroughly investigated….

  • Shaddup, ya Fat Fuck !!
    June 16, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    What a fk’n buffoon !! Can imagine working for this big mouthed dunce ?? A bloated mammoth slobbering at the pasta trough, lifting his greasy, wheezing snout occasionally to gulp down some air and grappa. What a pandering laughingstock !!

  • MILFmanJack
    June 16, 2019 at 9:01 pm

    All guineas are fucking assholes. Every fucking one of them. I wonder how many trays of zitti this fat greaseball dago scumbag can demolish in one setting.

    • whatevuh
      June 16, 2019 at 10:17 pm

      But, they are all tough guys aren’t they?

  • Jon O'Neill
    June 16, 2019 at 8:20 pm

    Everett has been riddled with corruption since the 60’s. I was raised in the Elm St / Washington Ave. block, and it was pretty much out in the open.
    Businesses have it tough today. It always feels like the taxes go up, and the support from officials goes down. This fat waste of space needs a wake up call.

    • Dr. Cardiac
      June 16, 2019 at 9:06 pm

      He is one or 2 cheesburgers away.

  • Willie Fistegash
    June 16, 2019 at 8:16 pm

    How the fuck does this gabagool run unopposed there is no way Everett is still more than 50% Italian.

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    June 16, 2019 at 7:49 pm

    Wow, a picture with Mr. Frosty.

    Was that photo taken on a trip to Washington? After all, there have been no ice cream truck sightings in the Commonwealth for years, and Eddie’s face is on milk cartons…

  • SickOfEverettBS
    June 16, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    His daughter was part of this graduation ceremony. If it was any other year, he wouldn’t have said a thing.

  • jamal khashoggi's healed stump
    June 16, 2019 at 7:29 pm

    nice bitch tits fatso

  • Steve Wynn
    June 16, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    Wait’ll you get a load of the parking and traffic shit storm coming for you fat boy. Bada bing! Bada boom!

    • Mahty
      June 16, 2019 at 10:22 pm

      Stevie didnt I beat you for 99 police details per week alone for the Boston part of 99 plus plum cushion jobs for well connected union and family types . I can only imagine what the fat wop beat you for. Whose laughing now.

  • Inside Info
    June 16, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    He’s a peach compared to the mayors of Medford and Malden.

  • H Goringen
    June 16, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    When I hear the word ‘community ‘ I reach for my revolver.

  • fordsnharleys
    June 16, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    Why doesn’t he just pick up the towing charges? I guess it’s best to uber in crowded areas. Shuttle busses from a municipal lot would have been another solution.

    • Massholio
      June 17, 2019 at 2:43 pm

      Money only goes one way– into his pockets not out.

  • Massholio
    June 16, 2019 at 6:51 pm

    Since the Dems are all Mayors for Life they kinda think they’re all more kings than elected officials and that they actually own everything in their shithole cities. They own the illegals and successfully thumb their noses at the federal government. They can ban automobiles by decreeing several hundreds of square miles can be used for what they say: bicycles, ric shaws or whatever the king decides. So not surprising he thinks he owns all the private property in his realm including everyone’s parking lot. Pretty sure the king’s building inspectors will show up to send a message to the insubordinate subjects,I mean, “non community “minded people

  • hank
    June 16, 2019 at 6:05 pm

    What a tub of gabagoo.

  • Aspiring Baby Daddy
    June 16, 2019 at 6:03 pm

    Dear(est) North Shore,
    You have the cutest voice and laugh, and absolutely own the nickname game.
    Will you put a baby in me?
    Love always,

    Aspiring baby daddy

  • AOC Yeah You Know Me
    June 16, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    What is this fat fucks carbon footprint? How many cows are killed for his appetite every year.
    Look at the size of his bitch tits like you know.

  • hartf811
    June 16, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    Why is this fat fuck in office? Hasn’t the Great Guinea Westward Migration to Saugus (and if they win the lottery, Lynnfield) drained Everett of all the Parmesan Eaters, replacing them with the Dominican EBT crime wave from Santa Domingo? How did this “Pizza the Hut” get elected. Sucking down Tacos non-stop?

  • Klancy
    June 16, 2019 at 5:17 pm

    Send him up to Beverly for a Fish sandwich at the Rainbow Chowder house. I’m sure they have plenty of parking.

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