ALL CAPS Co-Parent Announces He’s Not Sending His Crotch Fruit To Everett High School Because Someone Shitposted About School Shooting On Bathroom Door


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There’s probably gonna be a lot of kids using words on a bathroom stall door in Everett as an excuse to skip school today.

I’ve seen a lot of things before, but I’ve never seen a parent describe themselves as a “co-parent” in the first sentence of an ALL CAPS run on sentagraph about why his crotch fruit won’t be going to school.

This guy’s freaking out because someone wrote three words on a bathroom stall door while they were taking a smash. Then another unnamed student posted it on Snapface and all of a sudden Angelo is David Hogg. It’s literally just a kid fucking around and writing stupid shit on a bathroom door. Never in the history of school shootings has the shooter announced their intentions on a bathroom stall door. If they wanna kill your kid in school, they’re gonna do it, and they’re not gonna give you a heads up first.

And no, it’s not an epidemic. Your kid has a better chance of getting killed by a pack of coyotes than they do getting murdered in a school shooting.

Angelo is one of those guys who always feels the need to let you know that his kid is autistic too.

Maybe she is, I don’t know him or her. But constantly referring your own crotch fruit as “my autistic daughter” makes it sound like you’re using her autism as a way to victimize her.

Anyway, he’s a real tough guy because of that one time the bully on the bus stole her Game Boy and he gave the bus driver a piece of his mind. Nobody fucks with Angelo from Everett.


His post started making the rounds and the next thing you know the Everett Police got wind of it and made an announcement.

“Not credible.”

Remember in the original post that Angelo said that his kid wasn’t going to school until, “parents are assured by Everett Police that r children r safe.”

Well, now that they’ve been assured has Angelo changed his mind?

Of course not. Because he’s a chick who lives for the theatrics of it all, and doesn’t mind using his teenager daughter to gain the attention he so desperately craves.

According to Angelo when kids scribble words on the bathroom stall door, it’s basically Gospel. Everything written in high school bathrooms ends up happening. Like that time in high school Miguel fucked Bobby J’s Mom. It said so on the bathroom stall door so it must be true.

Didn’t matter to Angelo though. He don’t take no chances.

He don’t see no taylor either.

Bruh, you look like a homeless guy that just hit up the Goodwill store. Save some pussy for the rest of us.

Seemed like he really wanted to make sure that no one sent their crotch fruit to school.

If your kid writes anything like you do Angelo, the last thing they need to do is miss a day of school. Just sayin.

This never would’ve happened back in his day. Angelo nearly killed a man back in 85 when he tried fucking with him.

He didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose him.

The madness of this all is that a bunch of adults were letting their kids skip school because of bunch of other dumbass teenagers were writing dumbass things on Snapface.

It’s even spread to Cambridge and Somerville too.

If there’s a school shooting in Everett tomorrow Angelo’s gonna look like a mad genius and boy will my face be red. If there isn’t, then he’s contributing to the delinquency of a minor and every kid who wants to skip school is gonna post something like this on Snapface in the future.



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44 Comment(s)
  • Ayy Lmao
    November 25, 2019 at 6:46 am

    Is “co-parent” the new “my wife’s son?”

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    November 22, 2019 at 7:03 pm

    He nearly killed his bully before his mother stopped it. I think I saw that in a Christmas story. Go Ralpie!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    November 22, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    Angelo Carbone is a real stunod.

  • Cheddah
    November 22, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    This is one guy I’d hate to be stuck in an elevator with…

  • AngryWhiteDad
    November 22, 2019 at 4:24 pm

    The only thing worse than this guys suit is the “Live Show”.

    But, I concur with the other comment with regards to a white father being an endangered species in Everett. Realistically, his retard kid has no chance in life anyway, might as well let her skip school and decide on what gender she really is, regardless of the nutsack status.

  • don
    November 22, 2019 at 2:40 pm

    i brought my BB gun in 5th grade. these idiot parents are the reason why this is all happening. they are literally getting their own kids killed by spreading all this until a crazy sees it and it gives him something to do that day.

  • Who Wrote This
    November 22, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    Who wrote this?
    “He dont’t see no taylor either”
    First of all, it’s a tailor.
    Secondly, He doesn’t see any tailor.
    Get it together guys!

  • Captain Trips
    Why You Muddah Fuggah You!
    November 22, 2019 at 1:54 pm

    Don’t mess with the paisan! He has a large collection of kitchen knives, wears a goodfellas suit, and subscribes to Shooting magazine!

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    November 22, 2019 at 1:01 pm

    And BTW did anyone else notice the magazine behind him in the photo of him in the suit?


    Maybe HE wrote that shit on the bathroom stall door………………


  • Let me up, I've had enough
    November 22, 2019 at 12:56 pm

    Sorry to be the grammar nazi, however………

    It’s Tailor….. not Taylor.

  • TortugaNiño
    November 22, 2019 at 12:49 pm

    Dude looks like a junkie Yertle the Turtle!

  • Julie the Jarhead
    November 22, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    Is *everyone’s* kid autistic?

    • Go Mustangs
      November 22, 2019 at 12:15 pm

      Julie, where the hell have you been? Did you finally get a job? Let’s hope so after all these years
      Happy Thanksgiving

      • Go Mustangs
        November 22, 2019 at 12:24 pm

        Just a thumbs down doesn’t answer the question. Is it a difficult question?

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      November 22, 2019 at 3:42 pm

      seems that way doesn’t it? I think I was austistic as a kid until my mother smacked me in the head and said knock off your stupid shit or I’ll slap the shit out of you again, Just an excuse now for kids to act like assholes…IMO

  • Everett and Malden Species
    November 22, 2019 at 11:41 am

    We should leave this guy alone he is protected federally. He’s an endangered species. One of the few white guys left in Everett. Take a ride through if you don’t believe me

  • hartf811
    Hart Ford
    November 22, 2019 at 11:31 am

    Is there education in Everett? Never has been. Who knew?

  • Team Bristol!
    November 22, 2019 at 10:39 am

    Bring back Bristol girl.
    I always felt like she had an insiders perspective of all things ratchet and that’s missing now.

    • randiguy2006
      November 22, 2019 at 11:38 am

      What happened to Bristol?

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    November 22, 2019 at 10:36 am

    Control your emotions or they will control you.

    Chinese Proverb

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Li Phuk
      November 22, 2019 at 5:38 pm

      Or you go re-education camp, right Lee?

  • power shitposter
    November 22, 2019 at 10:34 am

    those who write on bath house walls
    roll their shit in little balls
    and those who read these lines of wit
    eat those little balls of shit

  • poorfamiliesrgross
    November 22, 2019 at 10:21 am

    He should auction off that kitchen for $20. Lifestyle’s of the poor and smelly.

    • Robin leach
      November 22, 2019 at 11:08 am

      What are you some kind of fucking interior designer? Please elaborate on the issues you have with the kitchen. Of all the things in this article you choose to go after what may or may not be his kitchen…..I bet you eat corn on the cob the long way.

      • phaggot!
        November 22, 2019 at 11:23 am

        What’s wrong with the kitchen? It’s cheaper than a bums toilet paper expenses. If that’s all he can afford at his age, he should kill him self. After he daddydicks you you phag homo queer poor phag. go fuck your fat mother.

        • Tough guy
          November 22, 2019 at 1:04 pm

          Wow, you are a real internet tough guy. So worked up over nothing. I bet you drive a lifted pick up with mudder tires, compensation for your baby dick. You probably have a hot plate and dorm room microwave/refrigerator in your studio apartment and call that your kitchen. But nothing will change the fact that you can’t satisfy a woman because you are packing a shiitake mushroom as a prick.

          • bitchtits
            November 22, 2019 at 3:36 pm

            We get it. His kitchen is nicer than yours. Cry somewhere else bitchtits.

          • icdirtykitchens
            November 22, 2019 at 9:26 pm

            Um bro’. that kitchen is from the 70s its pathetic. do you think these hillbilly hogs wear clean underwears? me either.

      • row
        November 22, 2019 at 5:19 pm

        Ahhhh ya the kitchen is hideous you asswipe. Poor ass fuxboy nickle back bitch.row

  • ncfoothillbilly
    November 22, 2019 at 10:19 am

    I smell a conspiracy here…
    Theres a ‘Shooting’ magazine behind him in the pic of his 1985 used car salesman suit. /s

    • WTF
      November 23, 2019 at 6:40 pm

      Not to mention the brand tag on the cuff of the suit. It’s the suit version of the Bulls hat.

  • hank
    November 22, 2019 at 10:05 am

    DiS guY Iz wiCkEd SmaHT. I Nos dAt BecAws I ReeD wHat hE rite And IT tRue cuZ InTErnEt sHoWed me.

    Everett parents

    Instead of putting fluoride in the water, how’s about they put some sterilization solution in the “best” cities and towns?

  • Sad
    November 22, 2019 at 10:03 am

    Why pick on this guy? This blog is going down hill fast. I used to really enjoy this blog, but leave the innocent people alone.

    • randiguy2006
      November 22, 2019 at 2:55 pm

      TB used to rail against those in power.

      Now its disolved into:
      1. Search social media for people less fortunate
      2, Write blog making fun of them.
      3. Feel superior.

    • Now what
      November 22, 2019 at 3:29 pm

      I agree. This guy did nothing wrong. He coparents. He’s divorced. Who cares? NOT A RACTHET!

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Old Tom Morris
        November 22, 2019 at 5:52 pm

        Anyone who writes “better safe then sorry” is a ratchet. Angelo is fair game.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    November 22, 2019 at 10:02 am

    I get being concerned, but this guy is just looking for attention. obviously he took to the social media to show himself as some kind of a responsible hero. When in reality he’s no more than a neanderthal thug. I got news for him there are no merit badges for father of the year. He’s the kind of neighbor everyone dreads to live next to. I’d like to know where we got that styling suit though

  • Spic Tormentor
    November 22, 2019 at 9:22 am

    No surprise that this guy produced a retarded kid

  • Dr. Fill
    November 22, 2019 at 9:20 am

    Another dick article by TB. They are coming fast and furious lately.

    This father has every right to be concerned and has done nothing inappropriate. He should be commended for being in his daughters life and caring… Especially being that she is special needs.

    Fuck off Turtle Dick. You really turned to shit.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      November 22, 2019 at 9:50 am

      Anyone who leaves the tag on the sleeve of their sport coat is a giant chud and should never be taken seriously.

    • Just Wondering
      November 22, 2019 at 12:26 pm

      Is your blog better? Where do we read that?

  • Summers Eve
    November 22, 2019 at 8:37 am

    I usually work for smelly vaginas but in this case…ahhh, who am I kidding, this guy is a smelly vagina. Bon appetit

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