Great News: No One Got Shot Today At Everett High School, And Angelo Carbone Is Suing Us For Millions For Talking About His Facebook Post
Great news everyone – no one got shot at Everett High School, or any other high schools in Massachusetts…
ALL CAPS Co-Parent Announces He’s Not Sending His Crotch Fruit To Everett High School Because Someone Shitposted About School Shooting On Bathroom Door
I discussed the topic of this blog on last night’s YouTube Live show and uploaded it to the podcast. Click…
Wal-Mart’s Fiasco, Over A Back To School Shooting Sign On Gun Case, Is The Most Savage Prank Ever And Only Idiots Were Offended
If you thought the company fucked this up – you’re an idiot. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at…
