Tag: Granny McStickyfingers

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I’m Not Saying This Elderly Sea Hog Who Robbed A Falmouth Small Business Of $400 Worth Of Clothing Is Granny McStickyfingers But If It’s Not Then There Is A Geezer Epidemic On Cape Cod

Uncle Turtleboy / December 7, 2020

Over the weekend a small business in Falmouth got robbed blind and the person they’re looking for probably isn’t…

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Granny McStickyfingers Is Back And She’s Robbing Bourne Non-Profit Consignment Shops Owned By Lesbian Woman She Previously Sexually Harassed

Uncle Turtleboy / August 15, 2019

Who remembers this blast from the past? That would be Mary Gelsthorpe, more commonly known as Granny McStickyfingers, the…

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Granny McStickyfingers Didn’t Show Up For Court, Got Arrested, And Her Mugshot Is Electric

Uncle Turtleboy / March 29, 2018

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