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New England Revolution Tie Their Way To MLS Title, Proves That Soccer Sucks And If They Win This Doesn’t Count As A Championship

Turtleboy / November 29, 2014

Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Check out more hot takes from Dubsism   So apparently the New England Revolution are playing for the MLS Championship. This…

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Worcester Guru JL Explains Why Soccer Is Not a Sport But Golf Is

Turtleboy / June 25, 2014

Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Turtleboy has gone mainstream. Check out our blogs for WEEI.COM’s Dennis & Callahan’s Producer’s Blog.   Is…

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Portugal Diving Euro-Weenies Reminded Us Why America Will Never, Ever Embrace Soccer In Yesterday’s 2-2 Tie

Turtleboy / June 23, 2014

Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Turtleboy has gone mainstream. Check out our blogs for WEEI.COM’s Dennis & Callahan’s Producer’s Blog.   I…

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12 Reasons Soccer Is The Worst And Won’t Ever Catch On In America

/ April 28, 2014

Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   Reblog from the other blog we merged with.  Last night I was watching…

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