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The other day we published this blog about some Taunton clamstain who had posted on Facebook about how she and her daughter kicked the shit out of some other hoodrats…..
“Im so aggy my baby got put in that position.”
Remember that quote. Because Mom messaged Turtleboy over the weekend….
Wait….so she’s saying she wasn’t there because the cops blockaded her driveway? Sure thing lady. You seem trustworthy. Lots of responsible mothers do duck faced selfies with their teen daughters and post them to Facebook immediately after getting in a street fight with some rival teen moms.
She also told us to “do our research.” And when ratchets tell us to get our FACKS straight, we always do. Turns out the Taunton Gazette reported on this incident:
A brawl involving as many as two dozen people on Granite Street Wednesday night led to the arrest of two women, one of whom police say goaded her teenage daughter into fighting a 13-year-old girl. Patrolman Andrew Pacino, in his report, says when he arrived at 11 Granite St. just after 8 p.m., in response to a call that someone with a baseball bat was attempting a forced entry, there were as many as 25 people outside fighting. Despite sounding his patrol car’s siren and activating its overhead lights, Pacino said it had “no discernible effect on the crowd.”
The melee, he said, seemed to center around two fighting females. Pacino says he pushed his way through the crowd and managed to grab one of the girls, who turned out to be 13. Pacino says as the fights continued he noticed two women who appeared to be instigating the action and ignored his orders to disperse. After they were arrested and placed into cruisers, Pacino said, the mood of the crowd became calmer. Both women were charged with disorderly conduct. They were identified as Amanda Beard, 40, 37 Somerset Ave., and Kimberly Dumas, 34, 5 Granite St. Police also are requesting a court summons be issued to Beard’s 18-year-old daughter Myranda Quindley, who will be charged with assault and battery on a child under the age of 14.
Pacino said interviews with those involved indicated there’s been a history of bad blood between the two extended families, with women and teenagers sometimes cursing at and threatening one another.
“I’m so aggy my daughter got put in that position.”
Yup, she was “put in that position.” By her all-star mother:
Pacino says as the fights continued he noticed two women who appeared to be instigating the action and ignored his orders to disperse.
Nothing says loving mother quite like a grown ass woman reliving her ratchet childhood vicariously through her daughter and making her fight a girl who’s 18 years old and likely has physical advantages over your 13 year old girl. Not that the other trashbag Mom is any better. We just can’t find her on Facebook. If you named your daughter Myranda with a Y, and you encourage her to fight 13 year old junior ratchets because you have a beef with her mom, you’re obviously a ratchet tornado yourself.
I can’t help but feel bad for Trashley’s daughter though. She’s got no shot at life. At this point she’s 13 and the damage is done. She’d need a miracle to grow up to be anything except for your run of the mill Taunton trashbag. Her only hope is DCF, and when they’re your only hope you’re REALLY fucked.
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Who really knows the truth. Just because the police said it doesn’t mean it’s right. As we all know police sometimes say whatever they want to say and get half-ass stories. Now as a mother myself I would try to deescalate the situation before it came to blows. But if I walked outside and saw a group of girls jumping my daughter absolutely I would jump in. And I don’t know what mother would not. There is no way you would see your daughter being beat up by several females and you would just say oh let me call the police and hope your daughter doesn’t get seriously hurt by the time they get there. Now reading this I don’t know who is right and who is wrong. As a mother she should have behaved better but if her story is true, where girls just we’re on top of her daughter, like I said I can’t say I would do different. And even though I said sometimes police give false a description of what happened. This just seems to different than the mother explained. So I’m not saying the police are correct but the stories are so far different I feel the mother is lying.
“She was always afraid of getting in a fight.” Right, because that’s a totally normal fear for a 13 year old girl. Totally.
And here I am, all proud of my 15 year old because she passed chemistry and drivers ed. Apparently I should be taken duck face selfies with her, and encouraging her to fight others.
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Eugenics is the answer.
Remember folks, Spay or Neuter your ratchets.
Or this happens.
You’d think after the whole Leigha Genduso fiasco that people would stop urging Turtleboy to “get their FACKS straight”. That’s usually the first comment that will lead to a very public fall from grace… and I am warming up my popcorn for the fun comments.
Ashley Dumas,
You’re an utter failure as a mother.
As a mother, you should be teaching your daughter self-control, grace, humility, and how to empathize with the people around you. I don’t mean you should be a walking punching bag – but it’s clear who the instigators were in this story.
The 2 of you act like animals. What’s worse is, you’re proud of your behavior and insist on taking selfies of your gross behavior. I’d call you a pig – but pigs are much more manageable and well behaved. You’re more like a disgusting, useless, uneducated twat who has nothing better to do except show her daughter a glimpse into her own future.
You’re an illiterate whore and your daughter is turning out JUST LIKE YOU. Good luck with that.
Get Fucked,
Finn
What a shitty parenting style, what normal parent takes a duckfaced selfie with their 13 yr old immediately after them getting into a fight ?! What 34 yr old mother instigates a fight between a 13 yr old and an 18 yr old ? Seems like the “mother” is more of a ratchet friend to her daughter than an actual parent. Pretty fucking pathetic honestly, she should not be allowed to raise children. That girl needs an actual mother not a “mother” that acts like her friend and coaxes her into behaving like a zoo animal.
The problem in the past has been the man turning us against one another. We have been unable to see the truth, because we have fighting for ten square feet of ground, our turf, our little piece of turf. That’s crap, brothers!
Please shut your fuckin cockwasher, because you’re as smart as the shit I took thismorning.
Fuckin idiot
Hello Boppers
Looks like Bret dropped the ball……made an error…
Stay tuned Boppers
Cyrus, your Warriors quote isn’t working. Can you dig it?
All the way back to Coney
What an idiot. Apparently she has read the comments on the last story as she “answered” each question as to why she didn’t alert or go to her daughter. Yet, is too stupid to realize that of course TB is going to find out the truth. She probably had her cellphone out filming the melee. Someone had to film it. You’d probably see and hear her goading her kid. Just 2 ratchet moms raising the next generation of ratchets.
Can you say ^^LOSER^^….
Watch the hero/victim card be played.
FB: My baby girl didn’t even break a nail whopping ass of an 18 year old.
Courtroom: But-But your honor, the 18 year old jumped on my baby girl who is a minor.
Nothing says trash more then a parent taken a (duck lips) photo with their child.