I had two sources tell me last night tell me that Michael Keegan, head Chudcrip, got taken away in handcuffs Friday after the Taunton Police Department got word of our blog.

You know, the one about the beatdown they gave a mini-ratchet passing off fake money to drug dealers? 

Michael Keegan, welcome to the Turtleboy Graveyard.

This would be my third burial since starting this job and I got drunk to celebrate. Bye Fequeefa.

If you need to catch up on this dumpster fire of a story you can read all about it here:

Video: Three Taunton Chudcrips Jump Potential Night School Prom Queen After She Tried To Rob Them With Xeroxed Dollahs. 

Now we just need to get the rest of these little shits behind bars. Kyle Crotty already has an existing warrant he needs to go away on and Damon Davis is just wandering the streets acting like he owns the place. If you see them call the Taunton Police at 508-824-7522

Now, we’ve all seen The Wire. If you haven’t you need to get on that shit now. It’s the best show ever to grace the television. We know the fake money game from Season One when Bubbles and Johnny do the same thing to the Barksdale crew in the pit. For reference:

Burning real drug dealers gets your ass beat. It sure as fuck doesn’t result in a Facebook war, a xanex-induced apology, and some little ratchet named Ana Galarza thinking she’s famous because of it. She’s a stage ten Hoodsie.
Only in Taunton.

I think it’s fair to say that this group of no-pube Taunton twats ain’t no Barksdale joint.

Ana, who claims she’s on the right path to being a neurosurgeon, took no accountability for her actions, but instead, blamed Turtlegirl for her mom not getting custody of her siblings back.

Wait, but what about the hard ass we saw before she realized the severity of what becoming Turtleboy Famous means?

Because it sure as hell didn’t seem to phase Ana’s sister, Heaven, who was also involved in the beat down/robbery along with their skuzzy friend Ariana Lima.

Look at what Heaven had to say: 

In modern English this translates to “These people robbed me because I’m a drug dealer. If you’re calling me out we can meet. I took my beating because that’s just how it goes when you rob someone for drugs. If you keep talking I’m going to fight again.”

Then this Neil chimed in. Of course his name is Neil. 

I included him, not because he’s important, but because these are what all the bitch-ass kids in Taunton are like. Pimple-faced white kids who think they’re hard. Sweet picture with your Mom, Neil. Does she know that you’re dropping racial epithets in the middle of drug feud?  What a pussy.

Anyways, Ana and Heaven’s mom Chanda Medeiros hangs out with her kids at 11 Everett St in Taunton. That’s a place which is KNOWN for how many heroin ODs get responded to there. How do we know that?

Momma was right in the middle of that fight.

Oh, and look at this little skank’s police blotter: 

Awe. Maybe if your mom wasn’t so busy looking for her next hog to ride, making babies she can’t take care of, and letting her older ones run around like a bunch of prepubescent crackheads, she wouldn’t be having these issues with DCF.

Oh, and speaking of the Garlza mom? Meet Chanda Medeiros: 

If you can’t have custody of them might as well get their names tat’d on your arm.

What kind of a mother has kids running the streets, passing off fake money for drugs, getting their ass beat? One who wants to better Taunton. Give me a break you sloven sausage-casing. Of course you have five kids and lost custody of them! You’re too busy making the city think you’re a good human while your eldest is spitting on police and buying drugs. It’s easier to get their names tattooed on your arm than actually raise them!

Well, seems Kyle Crotty’s mom had to make it known that she was in no way responsible for her son’s actions. Only, she is. She’s an obvious alcoholic and sources say she kicked her son out of the house and let him fend for himself. This cheddar swine spun it to make it sound like he’s a runway. Brett, savage as usual, brought the house down on her. She, and his father Brian, are entirely to blame why this kid isn’t in school, has warrants out of him, and is attacking people during botched drug deals. This woman should be strung up by her feet and forced to wear a sign about what a shitty parent is while people throw tomatoes at her.

Again, it’s time to blow up Taunton and let nature grow over it. I can’t wait until we get the rest of these kids and parents in front of a judge. The are everything that is wrong with this world.