Teacher Fired For Twerking On Spring Break In Mexico Is Shocking For Many Reasons

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The Sun – A PRIMARY school teacher lost her job after this raunchy video of her twerking in a bikini on holiday 400 miles away from her school went viral and was spotted by angry parents. The 24-year-old said she was forced into quitting her job after footage of her grinding on top of a judge and thrusting her cleavage into his face during a beach dance competition. The explicit display took place while she was on an Easter break in Cabo San Lucas, a popular holiday spot in Baja California, a 15-hour drive and ferry ride away from the school in the northern Mexican state of Sonora where she had taught for three years.  Egged on by friends, she agreed to take part and ended up winning and claiming the top prize of $260 dollars. Last night the teacher, named only as Miss Clarissa in local press, blasted her former employers at the prestigious fee-paying Cumbre del Noroeste Institute and said they should “get with the 21st century.”  She told Mexican newspaper Reforma, where she identified herself as Carla: “I knew there were mobile phones but I never imagined this would go viral and anyway, I’m not doing anything bad. “It was a dance competition, something like this doesn’t define me as a person, it was my free time and we’re in the 21st century.

This once again brings up the age old debate about teachers – do they ever stop being teachers? Are they always on the clock? Because if so, yea, this is gonna be a problem. But if they’re on vacation, don’t they have a right to do what they want so long as they’re not breaking any laws?

This is a tough one because I feel like teachers are attacked like no other profession really is. They’re held to a higher standard than the President, but they’re not paid like it.

But on the other hand, it’s kind of a complicated topic. I mean, you gotta be realistic about this. If you’re a teacher, then your job is to teach kids effectively. And if I’m a 11 year old kid watching my teacher do this, there is a 0.0% chance I would ever be able to learn anything in this class for the rest of the year. Do you understand what this would do to a boy who’s probably already treating his body like an amusement park? Things would never be the same again.

And no, that’s not the fault of the boy. It’s a scientific, biological fact. Plus, it’s 2016, how did Miss Clarissa not see this one coming? You know people are gonna have their iMachines out. You know, the booty is ting. You know once everyone finds out that the chick who was having her ass smacked on camera is a teacher that it’s gonna got viral. You gotta be smarter than that.

And when she said, “this doesn’t define me as a person,” I had to laugh out loud. Of course this defines you as a person. You could volunteer at the homeless shelter and save the whales during your free time, but chicks who do this on stage at spring break are attention seeking ho-bags. Once again, this is a scientific fact. This video will be what defines you for the rest of your life.

Here’s the only thing that surprises me – it’s in Mexico. This is a country where everyone knows the police will readily accept a bribe from you to get out of pretty much anything. This is a country where drug lords dig tunnels out of prisons and the guards look the other way. This is a country where corporations move to because there are no rules or laws and you can pay workers 41 cents an hour to make SUV’s.

I’m kind in shock that people there actually give a shit about how their teachers behave at spring break. I mean, I could understand this happening in Shrewsbury and everyone would be all hot and bothered about it. But it’s Goddamn Mexico. I didn’t even know they had mandatory public schooling there, never mind concerned parents who wanna protect their sons from premature boners. So I guess the moral of the story is that this Turtleboy learned something today.

The bottom line is that when you are an employee somewhere, you represent the brand, even when you’re not working. When Aaron Hernandez was arrested for murder the first thing the Patriots did was cut ties with him. He hadn’t been proven guilty yet, but a company has the right to disassociate itself with an employee who could hurt their image. If this school doesn’t wanna be associated with ass smacking and delicious curves, then that’s their right. Welcome to the 21st century Miss Clarissa.



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25 Comment(s)
  • Dom
    April 12, 2016 at 12:42 pm

    To some extent, most people are held to a certain standard in their private lives when social media gets involved, not just teachers. Last year, the company I work for made all 800 employees sign a social media clause that was added to the employee handbook. It basically stated that if a post you make or a post someone makes about you becomes public (goes viral), you can be terminated if it is offensive or against the company’s culture.

    • BobnMic
      April 13, 2016 at 3:55 am

      Dom – that makes total sense I swear. But when do you call people out there that have to sign a fucking contract about not doing stupid shit on the internet and being stupid? I mean did Joe Blow show his tangling participle on fucking tweeter?

      I mean – did common sense get fucking assassinated by enemies and all the news media outlets missed this fucking wonder of this world story?

      This should be a non-issue. But of course it is not. So I digress. We are fucked.

      • BobnMic
        April 13, 2016 at 4:00 am

        I’m going back to being goofy. I’m better at that.

  • Wabbitt
    April 12, 2016 at 12:01 pm

    Fuck it – I’m moving to Mexico.

  • Reddog
    April 12, 2016 at 2:27 am

    One of the best videos ever made. The last real Van Halen album

    • BobnMic
      April 12, 2016 at 2:55 am


      • BobnMic
        April 12, 2016 at 3:00 am

        CLASS DISMISSED!!!!!!!!

    • Wabbitt
      April 12, 2016 at 12:02 pm

      Reddog and Bobnmic… not down with the Van Hagar..

  • BobnMic
    April 11, 2016 at 9:35 pm

    ” I think of all the education that I missed.
    But then my homework was never quite like this.
    Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
    I’m hot for teacher.
    I got it bad, so bad,
    I’m hot for teacher.”

    Van Halen – 1984

  • Del Griffith
    April 11, 2016 at 8:36 pm

    That’s wifey material right there

  • Jake from State Farm
    April 11, 2016 at 7:49 pm

    Isn’t social media great? Even better when you know how it works. When will people learn

  • Fatfingr Lou
    April 11, 2016 at 7:32 pm

    And I had Sister Mary Elephant, Sister Mary Mengele, and Brother Bourbon

  • wtatnuckgangsta
    April 11, 2016 at 7:27 pm

    I blow snot rockets while running in a sports bra. Running causes my butt to jiggly wiggly. It’s too hot to wear a shirt sometimes. Good thing I’m not a teacher. Can’t we just make computer programs to teach kids now? Human error is too common and those Weekly Readers always told me robots were going to take jobs. I win in software. booyah. Paychex. Suckers. …I’ll be twerking in Mexico now.

  • Reddog
    April 11, 2016 at 2:44 pm

    I imagined in my mind that the girl in the video was fiestylawyerlady.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      April 11, 2016 at 3:03 pm

      Maaaaan…. lmao!! I’m not even offended. Imagination can go a long way! Lol… Although I doubt I would bring someone’s face to my ass in that fashion, she almost broke his nose!

  • Reddog
    April 11, 2016 at 2:43 pm

    “Hey! You scratched my anchor”

  • Triple Lindy
    April 11, 2016 at 1:35 pm

    “I like teachers. When you do something wrong, they make you do it again.!”
    Thornton Mellon, Back To School

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      April 11, 2016 at 9:48 pm

      Classic movie. Favorite line from the hot tub scene, “now that’s what I call marine biology”. With Oingo Boingo, Dead Mans Party playing in the background.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    April 11, 2016 at 11:23 am

    Were do I submit my resume to be a judge?

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    April 11, 2016 at 11:20 am

    When I read the title I silently prayed you would post the video… I’m a horrible human being!! LOL! On a serious note, I kind of feel bad for her. She made a bad decision and lost her job for it, kind of sucks. Yes, she’s more than likely the person she presents herself to be, but I really don’t want to judge her unless I know her. We all do stupid stuff and wish we didn’t. She’s just dumb enough to do it for the whole world to see. Perhaps she should pick one person who can keep a fucking secret and be a whore for that one person. It’s a safer choice. You can do as you please and no one knows… HOPEFULLY! I would never be able to go up on stage an do some shit like that because I have self respect and don’t want the world to see me half naked putting my ass in some mediocre guys face. She needs to learn that kind of behavior needs to be behind closed doors.

    I’m not saint, FAR FAR FAR FAR from it… but she needs to understand that because of her position, she doesn’t have the freedom to do as he heart desires. She is supposed to be a role model, and although she was on vacation, like you said she can’t be that stupid. She has a sexy body and is flaunting it, did she really think no one was going to record it?? Like i said, you want to be a bad girl, please do it silently and not with multiple people, one secret person who is not connected to your daily life should suffice and make sure that person wants secrecy as well so you don’t end up on the internet having strangers jerk their cock to your dancing.

    I don’t agree with her losing her job, but I would feel awkward if my child’s teacher was caught doing this. Not because I would see it as wrong, immoral, or blah blah…but because I would look at her differently. She would no longer be “the teacher” but instead the “teacher who shook her ass for a Mexican judge, $260, and some free taquitos with a side of lime.”

    Live and let live! What works for one, may not work for all…but life is short. Her being a hoe in public doesn’t really affect anyone but herself. If this is how she wants to live, and she’s willing to accept any repercussions, then so bet it I suppose.

    I wish the video wasn’t such shitty quality…………lol. On a side note, that isn’t twerking. Twerking is when a woman can move her ass with just hip movement. Booty bouncing is when a woman can use her ass muscles to make her ass bounce up and down. She was simply dancing with a hint of booty shaking. Still entertaining!

  • Cloves not a racist, just ask him
    April 11, 2016 at 11:19 am

    I’d definitely lecture that teacher on the intricacies of foreign policy…. if you know what I mean

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      April 11, 2016 at 11:22 am

      Don’t wear a sombrero when you do it, she will knock that shit right off!!

      • TargetPractice
        April 11, 2016 at 7:03 pm

        Is that what they call condoms in mexico?

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          April 11, 2016 at 7:16 pm

          Maybe not but I think you’re on to something! 🙂

          • Wabbitt
            April 12, 2016 at 11:56 am


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