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The Sun – A PRIMARY school teacher lost her job after this raunchy video of her twerking in a bikini on holiday 400 miles away from her school went viral and was spotted by angry parents. The 24-year-old said she was forced into quitting her job after footage of her grinding on top of a judge and thrusting her cleavage into his face during a beach dance competition. The explicit display took place while she was on an Easter break in Cabo San Lucas, a popular holiday spot in Baja California, a 15-hour drive and ferry ride away from the school in the northern Mexican state of Sonora where she had taught for three years. Egged on by friends, she agreed to take part and ended up winning and claiming the top prize of $260 dollars. Last night the teacher, named only as Miss Clarissa in local press, blasted her former employers at the prestigious fee-paying Cumbre del Noroeste Institute and said they should “get with the 21st century.” She told Mexican newspaper Reforma, where she identified herself as Carla: “I knew there were mobile phones but I never imagined this would go viral and anyway, I’m not doing anything bad. “It was a dance competition, something like this doesn’t define me as a person, it was my free time and we’re in the 21st century.
This once again brings up the age old debate about teachers – do they ever stop being teachers? Are they always on the clock? Because if so, yea, this is gonna be a problem. But if they’re on vacation, don’t they have a right to do what they want so long as they’re not breaking any laws?
This is a tough one because I feel like teachers are attacked like no other profession really is. They’re held to a higher standard than the President, but they’re not paid like it.
But on the other hand, it’s kind of a complicated topic. I mean, you gotta be realistic about this. If you’re a teacher, then your job is to teach kids effectively. And if I’m a 11 year old kid watching my teacher do this, there is a 0.0% chance I would ever be able to learn anything in this class for the rest of the year. Do you understand what this would do to a boy who’s probably already treating his body like an amusement park? Things would never be the same again.
And no, that’s not the fault of the boy. It’s a scientific, biological fact. Plus, it’s 2016, how did Miss Clarissa not see this one coming? You know people are gonna have their iMachines out. You know, the booty is ting. You know once everyone finds out that the chick who was having her ass smacked on camera is a teacher that it’s gonna got viral. You gotta be smarter than that.
And when she said, “this doesn’t define me as a person,” I had to laugh out loud. Of course this defines you as a person. You could volunteer at the homeless shelter and save the whales during your free time, but chicks who do this on stage at spring break are attention seeking ho-bags. Once again, this is a scientific fact. This video will be what defines you for the rest of your life.
Here’s the only thing that surprises me – it’s in Mexico. This is a country where everyone knows the police will readily accept a bribe from you to get out of pretty much anything. This is a country where drug lords dig tunnels out of prisons and the guards look the other way. This is a country where corporations move to because there are no rules or laws and you can pay workers 41 cents an hour to make SUV’s.
I’m kind in shock that people there actually give a shit about how their teachers behave at spring break. I mean, I could understand this happening in Shrewsbury and everyone would be all hot and bothered about it. But it’s Goddamn Mexico. I didn’t even know they had mandatory public schooling there, never mind concerned parents who wanna protect their sons from premature boners. So I guess the moral of the story is that this Turtleboy learned something today.
The bottom line is that when you are an employee somewhere, you represent the brand, even when you’re not working. When Aaron Hernandez was arrested for murder the first thing the Patriots did was cut ties with him. He hadn’t been proven guilty yet, but a company has the right to disassociate itself with an employee who could hurt their image. If this school doesn’t wanna be associated with ass smacking and delicious curves, then that’s their right. Welcome to the 21st century Miss Clarissa.
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