Social Justice Warriors

Thank God D-Day Invasion Happened 72 Years Ago, Because We’d Be So Screwed Today


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We’d be remiss if we didn’t point out that 72 years ago today the Greatest Generation stormed the coast of Europe in what would be the beginning of the end of Adolf Hitler and the Nazis. Although there were five beaches at Normandy, none presented the dangers that Omaha beach did. Because of the steep cliffs the young men who jumped out into the water were walking DIRECTLY INTO machine gun fire, through land mines, and eventually had to scale the cliffs and kill Nazis in hand to hand combat, all while they held an overwhelming strategic advantage. Simply insane to think about how scary that would’ve been.

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On that note I just wanted to thank God this happened 72 years ago instead of today. Because make no doubt about it, if this happened today we’d be up the creek without a paddle. How many times have we written blogs about 19 year olds doing stupid things and the butthurts whine about us picking on “children?” How many times have we written about loser college kids crying about feeling “unsafe” at the safest place on earth like Hampshire College, Yale, and the University of Missouri, because of imaginary racism, poop swastikas, Trump chalk, and Turtleboy blogs?

And how many times have we heard that you are whatever gender you say you are? The Greatest Generation would’ve laughed at us, Ya know why people weren’t having issues with “gender identity” and other made up bullshit in 1944? Because we were trying to stop the Nazis and the Japanese from taking over the world. They didn’t have time for those shenanigans.

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On Dennis, Callahan, and Minihane they’ve been debating about how this generation of losers would respond in a similar situation today. Minihane insists that they’d all take up the call of Uncle Sam, just as they did when Pearl Harbor was bombed.


We’d have THOUSANDS of young men saying that they identify as women so as to avoid the draft. You’d have social justice warriors talking about how we should be trying to seek peace with the Nazis and Japanese. You’d have disillusioned idiots telling us how we should actually be modeling our society after the Nazis because they have great healthcare and don’t tolerate speech that is “unsafe.” You’d have whiny naniburgers on the homefront complaining about rationing and having to get a job in the “war-industrial complex.”

World War 2 was probably inevitable because of the economic conditions that led to the political rise of people like Hitler, Mussolini, and the Japanese military. Eventually they were going to attack us. All I’m saying is that we were SO FREAKING LUCKY that the Japanese decided to bomb Pearl Harbor in 1941, rather than 2016, because they clearly fucked with the wrong generation.

Last thing is this. A lot of people say things in the comments about “libtards” and really enlightening stuff like that. Newsflash – the brilliant President who navigated us through the greatest military conflict in world history was the original big government “libtard.” So was the guy who finished off the Japanese with not one, but two atomic bombs. As a matter of fact World War 2 was big government at it’s biggest. There were curfews, rationing, a draft, MASSIVE government spending, federally created jobs by the thousands, federal recognition of labor unions, and many, many more things that increased the power of the federal government. And it single handedly brought America out of the greatest economic depression in our country’s history. It just shows that there is nothing inherently wrong with liberalism. There’s just something wrong with what it has become amongst those liberals who seem to always be in front of microphones.


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25 Comment(s)
  • Finnish Goalie
    June 7, 2016 at 2:01 pm

    To be fair, there were editorials and articles back in late ’41 that stated that the youth of the age wouldn’t be up to the challenge facing the country.

    The story of the current generation not being worthy is as old we’ve be recording history and before that too.

    • Practical
      June 8, 2016 at 6:22 am

      Some of the jokers here don’t realize the military is made up of the age group they claim to despise so much. You don’t have massive military membership in time of peace when conscription isn’t law. That’s why it’s voluntary.

  • Adam
    June 7, 2016 at 11:45 am

    I don’t think its fair to criticize all Millennials. Our military is the most powerful on earth right now, and its all volunteer, much of that made up by millennials. I am one. There is still a back bone in this country, its just not present on college campuses unfortunately.

    Would also like to mention that FDR basically crashed our economy. Production of bombs, ships, firearms, that we don’t sell to anyone else is not a successful economic model. Production of exports is. A republican controlled congress had to pass two Acts in 1946, which massively cut taxes, to stop the country from slipping back into recession. Kennedy and Reagan both modeled their successive economy boosting policies on these Acts.

  • Deb McNamara
    June 7, 2016 at 10:58 am

    As the daughter of a then 18 year old sailor who was stationed at Utah Beach on D-Day, thank you
    Their are too few remaining veterans from WW II, and yes it was the greatest generation.

    • Practical
      June 7, 2016 at 1:43 pm

      What about the guys that died keeping the country in once piece?

    • Practical
      June 8, 2016 at 6:19 am

      Oh right, I forgot how many Johnny Rebel wannabees we got skulking around here.

  • Too Bad
    June 7, 2016 at 10:55 am

    Too bad we didn’t listen to Patton and finish the job by steamrolling over those Godless commies while we had the momentum and a monopoly on the bomb. Instead the useful idiots of Boris have destroyed our culture from within by wrecking the family, decimating our Christian religion, and promoting homosexual propaganda. Those reds drink vodka for a good reason, and Worcester is smart to avoid fluoridation of the water supply because it’s a pinko plot to sap us of the vitality of our bodily fluids. I drink only bourbon and rain water.

    • Wwy
      June 8, 2016 at 1:03 am

      Your getting thumbs down because Jews brought communism to Christian Russia and now you see them do the same in America, Hitler was a liberal who began the state of Israel by sending Jews to Palestine. Not too much truth these people never heard of operation paper clip. But most here are dumb Americans.

  • Love, Me
    June 7, 2016 at 9:51 am

    Aside from the fact that, if WW2 happened in 2016, it would be a bunch of world leaders with itchy trigger fingers hovering over the nuke buttons, I think there are plenty of young men and women who would proudly serve and kick ass for our country. The SJW’s on the home front would be killing it, too – they’re already raising chickens, growing their own food and upcycling their grandparents’ clothing when they’re not looking for something to be offended about. See? They do serve a purpose, after all! 😉

  • Chris From Georgia
    June 7, 2016 at 9:17 am

    With today’s SJW’s we would be speaking German on the East Coast and Japanese on the West Coast. A sad commentary.

  • ProfessorM
    June 7, 2016 at 7:23 am

    My sons original name was supposed to be Truman. I changed my mind because every time someone asked, I would tell them and they would go, “oh, like “The Truman Show” with Jim Carrey?” And I would go, “no, you know, like the fucking President?”….. So we changed our mind… Lol.

  • Sal Monella
    June 7, 2016 at 5:19 am

    We are potentially running up to WW III now so you will see what happens. The cackling hag and her gang make money on war, not peace. She is too stupid to let her greed stop her and may lead us into a major conflict. Running guns into Libya for ISIS was small potatoes.

    The SJW crowd are cowards and will be the first casualties of any war, in particular a civil war if it ever comes to that. They are too stupid to realize their selfishness is leading to their death. The good thing is this: in a generation or two their flawed genes won’t be in the gene pool anymore.

    I don’t see a shining knight to save us right now but I am prepared to save my own ass. Very sad to see the Country I love destroyed by a Manchurian candidate but that’s what has happened.

  • BobnMic
    June 7, 2016 at 5:06 am

    Great article as usual. And I am one who throws that around the word “libtard” often only to describe the current mindset of those exact people you are talking about that can not be counted on at this time compared to what the greatest generation did.

    My interpretation of the ideology of politics currently is it has virtually done a 180 on both sides since WWII and I believe that if Jack Kennedy was President today he would be a republican as well as Presidents Roosevelt and Truman.

    • Jon
      June 7, 2016 at 3:49 pm

      Haha. You’re the first person I thought of when he said that.

      It is true though, far too many people who comment on this site tend to stick all liberals into the same bunch. Most of us “libtards” are normal, productive members of society – the idiot assholes are just the ones TB writes about…because nobody wants to read about the normal liberals who don’t do stupid shit.

      what I’ve been saying for a long time, is to leave the politics out of it, when the story has nothing to do with being a republican or a democrat. If the story is specifically about something political, that is different, obviously. When it comes to stupid people doing stupid things though, or stupid situations, or dangerous situations – political affiliation shouldn’t matter! What matters is being constructive and working together to find a viable solution to whatever the problem may be.

      There are quite a few ‘regulars’ on here who I’m sure would agree with me on that.

      • BobnMic
        June 8, 2016 at 3:02 am

        Well Jon I have been done with my political rhetorical forth right and label making and reversed only to opinions and maybe an attempt at humor. I have pissed off a few people on here that are good people to want to read then express. And pissing those people off was never my goal.

        So no more “libtards” in my comments either – I’ll just stick to the subject at hand, offer an opinion then move on. It’ll be conservative however.

        This is going to be a tough election this November. As much as I do not like Hillary – fucking Trump keeps saying stupid things! If this keeps up I might not vote at all…

  • Wwy
    June 7, 2016 at 1:16 am

    America took the nazis in,South America took the Italians and Austrians and also some Germans. Now today we are allied with al-Qaeda in Syria. We’ve become a spitting image of 1930-45 Germany. I know the truth is unpatriotic,lol. Let’s help the retard “patriotic Americans” ……..we’re #1, feel better,lol.

    • Bill P.
      June 7, 2016 at 6:49 am

      And if anything should ever happen that would require ultimately picking a side, you’ll be the moron on the sidelines screaming, ‘but, but, but America took in the Nazis!’ and ‘but, but, but, we’re allied with al-Qaeda!’ and ‘but, but, but, we’ve become a spitting image of 1930-45 Germany!’ And you’ll be too stupid to realize that while you stand screaming on that soapbox of vanity and ideology, you’ll be the first one killed. But that’s okay, at least you died with your principles in tact, right? lol.

      • Wwy
        June 7, 2016 at 11:00 am


    • John
      June 7, 2016 at 11:31 am

      America took in the Nazis and is allowed with Al’Queda??? Are you straight up retarded?

      • Practical
        June 8, 2016 at 7:31 pm

        Werner von Braun and the Hajis against the Soviets.


  • Wwy
    June 7, 2016 at 1:00 am

    The Russians defeated the nazis. The banks in America funded hitler,this was 72 years ago when 52% of America were German. This is why America is so uneducated as a whole,we have no clue about WW2.

    • Bill P.
      June 7, 2016 at 7:00 am

      And while you’re busy chanting about things nobody cares about, but that you think are important, the person whom I perceive as the enemy- because I’ve the fortitude to pick a side- comes up behind you and chops your head off. lol.

    • Itinerant Engineer
      June 7, 2016 at 9:29 am

      Soviets wouldn’t have been able to do shit without lend-lease and American material support. They did do the bulk of the actual fighting but without our help Operation Barbarossa probably would have been a Nazi success. Instead we bankrolled Russia, they won in Stalingrad, Kursk happened, and then they steamrolled the Wehrmacht all the way to Berlin. Now go loosen up your tinfoil hat and read a book that doesn’t have the Alex Jones Conspiritard medal on the cover.

  • CJWoo
    June 6, 2016 at 11:30 pm

    “You’d have social justice warriors talking about how we should be trying to seek peace with the Nazis and Japanese.”

    Sorry to burst your bubble, TB, but that was already happening in the late 1930’s and early 1940’s. A good chunk of the American public prior to Pearl Harbor didn’t want to get involved in any war on any side, and some (including Charles Lindbergh) wanted the US to align with Nazi Germany.

    • Bill P.
      June 7, 2016 at 6:56 am

      But you see, nobody cared about those people then. Because like Lindbergh, their voices were never lent any real credence. It was more entertaining than anything else, and was pretty much wholly ignored. Sadly, that wouldn’t happen today.

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