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We’d be remiss if we didn’t point out that 72 years ago today the Greatest Generation stormed the coast of Europe in what would be the beginning of the end of Adolf Hitler and the Nazis. Although there were five beaches at Normandy, none presented the dangers that Omaha beach did. Because of the steep cliffs the young men who jumped out into the water were walking DIRECTLY INTO machine gun fire, through land mines, and eventually had to scale the cliffs and kill Nazis in hand to hand combat, all while they held an overwhelming strategic advantage. Simply insane to think about how scary that would’ve been.
On that note I just wanted to thank God this happened 72 years ago instead of today. Because make no doubt about it, if this happened today we’d be up the creek without a paddle. How many times have we written blogs about 19 year olds doing stupid things and the butthurts whine about us picking on “children?” How many times have we written about loser college kids crying about feeling “unsafe” at the safest place on earth like Hampshire College, Yale, and the University of Missouri, because of imaginary racism, poop swastikas, Trump chalk, and Turtleboy blogs?
And how many times have we heard that you are whatever gender you say you are? The Greatest Generation would’ve laughed at us, Ya know why people weren’t having issues with “gender identity” and other made up bullshit in 1944? Because we were trying to stop the Nazis and the Japanese from taking over the world. They didn’t have time for those shenanigans.
On Dennis, Callahan, and Minihane they’ve been debating about how this generation of losers would respond in a similar situation today. Minihane insists that they’d all take up the call of Uncle Sam, just as they did when Pearl Harbor was bombed.
We’d have THOUSANDS of young men saying that they identify as women so as to avoid the draft. You’d have social justice warriors talking about how we should be trying to seek peace with the Nazis and Japanese. You’d have disillusioned idiots telling us how we should actually be modeling our society after the Nazis because they have great healthcare and don’t tolerate speech that is “unsafe.” You’d have whiny naniburgers on the homefront complaining about rationing and having to get a job in the “war-industrial complex.”
World War 2 was probably inevitable because of the economic conditions that led to the political rise of people like Hitler, Mussolini, and the Japanese military. Eventually they were going to attack us. All I’m saying is that we were SO FREAKING LUCKY that the Japanese decided to bomb Pearl Harbor in 1941, rather than 2016, because they clearly fucked with the wrong generation.
Last thing is this. A lot of people say things in the comments about “libtards” and really enlightening stuff like that. Newsflash – the brilliant President who navigated us through the greatest military conflict in world history was the original big government “libtard.” So was the guy who finished off the Japanese with not one, but two atomic bombs. As a matter of fact World War 2 was big government at it’s biggest. There were curfews, rationing, a draft, MASSIVE government spending, federally created jobs by the thousands, federal recognition of labor unions, and many, many more things that increased the power of the federal government. And it single handedly brought America out of the greatest economic depression in our country’s history. It just shows that there is nothing inherently wrong with liberalism. There’s just something wrong with what it has become amongst those liberals who seem to always be in front of microphones.
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