Thanks To All The Idiot UFC Bros For Driving Down The Money Line By Betting On Conor McGregor

Thanks To All The Idiot UFC Bros For Driving Down The Money Line By Betting On Conor McGregor

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I just wanna thank all the idiot UFC bros who are betting on Conor McGregor tonight for driving the line so far down. McGregor is currently sitting at +285 which it the most outrageous betting line in the history of sports. This fight tonight is a freak show. A fun exhibition. It’s not a real fight. Conor McGregor used to box. He quit because he wasn’t good enough to make money off of it. Now he’s fighting the undefeated best pound for pound boxer in the world, who looks like he’s in Tom Brady age 40 shape. I don’t care if McGregor is 12 years younger and 20 pounds heavier. None of that matters. Edwin Rodriguez was 15 pounds heavier than Andre Ward when he fought him. Didn’t end well for poor Mr. La Bomba. And he’s an actual world class Worcester boxer.

McGregor doesn’t box. Floyd boxes for a living. Floyd doesn’t knock people out like he did back in the day, but that’s because he’s fighting actual boxers who normally fight conservatively because they’re going against the best. Pacman, Canelo, Cotto – Mayweather gets other boxers to fight HIS fight. So he beats them on points and it’s wicked boring and we all feel like we just got robbed.

McGregor isn’t gonna do that. He’s a MMA guy. He’s gonna leave himself wide open, do something stupid, and Floyd will knock him out. If it goes past five rounds I’ll be shocked. Don’t get me wrong, it would be AWESOME if this woman beating piece of human garbage got the first loss of his career in a freak show. But the only way that’s gonna happen is if Floyd intentionally throws the fight in order to set up the payday for the rematch, which he’d win, and then the third fight, which he’d also win. I don’t think Floyd is that smart though.

So yea, I’m betting everything I own on Floyd at -350. Thank you to all the morons who made this easy pay day possible.



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11 Comment(s)
  • FuckfaceMcFaggot
    Fuckface McFaggot
    August 27, 2017 at 4:03 pm

    Oh shut the fuck up and stop being a whiny little bitch

  • M.
    August 27, 2017 at 12:10 pm

    Lol, Floyd is a human piece of garbage because of a guilty PLEA. McGregor is what? All those racist comments, but let me guess McGregor is a morally perfect citizen. Fuck out of here. But yea you were right about McGregor losing. LOL at all these UFC, or white supremacist clowns thinking mcgreggor had a chance. Floyd played with him like a “little boy” in the ring.

    • Lt Dan
      August 27, 2017 at 2:08 pm

      You sir, are the clown if you think any of that “racist” banter was anything but fuel for pay per view buys. It got you to care didn’t it?

      Also, Rogan has been saying all along Mayweather was going to destroy him. Wtf are you on about?

      • True Reality Speaks
        Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
        August 27, 2017 at 2:33 pm

        I said Rogan was a toadie for the UFC crowd. Have no idea what that clown said about this fight.

        • Chris Seith
          August 27, 2017 at 2:59 pm

          And youre the troll living under my ballz between the sack and asshole. Taint a word you can say.

  • Jfxitd
    August 27, 2017 at 3:13 am

    LMFAO@these ufc people

    Next up, a backyard wwe impersonator vs an olympic wrestler

    How the fuck did anyone bet on mcgregor

    • Tyrone
      August 27, 2017 at 9:04 am

      Young kids who don’t know any better do.

  • don
    August 26, 2017 at 10:02 pm

    mayweather hits and runs like a little girl. mcgregor is used to getting hit in the face with barely any gloves on. i say conner wins in third round.

  • True Reality Speaks
    Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
    August 26, 2017 at 7:02 pm

    Listening to MMA toadies like Joe Rogan, it’s no wonder kids today haven’t a clue what a real fighters is. Ali, Frazier, Foreman, Sugar Ray, Marvelous Marvin, Tommy Hearns, even Tyson … Neither Mayberry’s wife beater or the Thick Mick could even stand in the ring with those other guys without wetting their panties.

  • 49-1
    August 26, 2017 at 5:27 pm

    All this time I thought you were a truly smart human, unfortunately your just another goof who can’t see what McGregor is all about, McGregor with the KO victory inside 6 rounds.

  • TortugaNiño
    August 26, 2017 at 5:23 pm

    Anyone who assumes “Money” Mayweather is above taking a dive and blowing his record to settup two more HUGE paydays is completely oblivious to how much that man loves his bank account. If hyothetically he were 51-1 after 3 with mcgreggor he would still have no problem flaunting the 49-0 record he accomplished while dominating the boxing world and probably be extremely boisterous as to the money he made during this spectacle “post retirement”. Love him or hate him the guy cant even read and hes the smartest man in sports.

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