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Thanks To Our Blog The Oxford Police Have Identified The Dudley Mom Who Threatened To Break Her Child’s F’n Jaw In Walmart Parking Lot For Crying

Thanks To Our Blog The Oxford Police Have Identified The Dudley Mom Who Threatened To Break Her Child’s F’n Jaw In Walmart Parking Lot For Crying

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Two days ago we shared this blog showing a video from the Oxford Wal-Mart parking lot of a mother threatening to break her crying child’s “fucking jaw” if they don’t stop. Right around the 52 second mark:

Well, for all the butthurts who like to pretend like Turtleboy doesn’t deliver results, this one’s for you:

We got their names within an hour of posting it but never did a follow up. Largely because we couldn’t find either of them on Facebook, which makes it way less fun. The mother’s name is Tammi Wilson and the guy’s name is Eric Spitz, and they live on Barry Ave in Dudley. Two more assholes who had Turtleboy justice delivered upon them.

Look, we’ve all been mad at our kids before. I’d LOVE to share what I’m really thinking with Turtleboy Jr. the next time he freaks out because I won’t let him decorate the stairs with toothpaste. But I can’t. Because he’s a kid and I’m an adult. And because he’s a kid he is by nature a complete moron. It’s not the person he really is though, and eventually he’ll grow out of it. In the meantime it’s my job to discipline him without completely losing my cool. Pretty simple.

But apparently many disagree:

Let’s see the video? What kind of savage doesn’t read Turtleboy? We understand the Oxford PD didn’t post it because they said it was too disturbing, but there’s no excuse for anyone from Massachusetts to not read Turtleboy at this point.

Oh yea, telling a crying child you’re gonna break their fucking jaw is just a “bit extreme,” says Butch with the shared Facebook page. Perfectly normal way to parent.

There was a lot of the “kids nowadays” stuff going on:

Yea, the world would be a better place if we all spoke to our kids like rival gang bangers selling in our territory. Definitely.

Good point Marian. When you see a woman threatening to physically abuse her child in a Wal-Mart parking lot it’s best to just let her go about her business. That’s the responsible thing to do.

Anyway, another day, another scumbag exposed and brought to justice. The Oxford Police know who she is and will take it from here. Glad we can be of service, as usual.

 

 

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10 Comment(s)
  • Father of the year
    July 8, 2017 at 9:37 am

    This is terrible parenting. Not following through on a threat takes away all credibility.

  • Hanginpossum
    July 8, 2017 at 9:33 am

    All anyone needs to do is tell their kids that if they don’t behave Santa won’t bring them presents then back it up by giving them nothing but coal in their stockings on Christmas Day. It’s effective and it saves money.

  • Dirt McGirt
    July 8, 2017 at 9:11 am

    I call bullshit. $200/month sounds pretty cheap for extorting someone over kiddy porn. If it really was hush money then it would make no difference at all where anyone lived. Mainstream pornsites pander to all kinds of fetishes so the tags and titles can be rather disturbing but the participants are still actors.

    Some dude in Puerto Rico was arrested and charged with kiddie porn and was headed towards conviction until the defense was able to track down the actress who was over 18 during all production. In that case a pediatrician testified on behalf of the prosecution.

    • Dirt McGirt
      July 8, 2017 at 9:58 am

      Oops. Wrong story. Two browsers open at the same time both on turtleboy sports

  • S.R.R
    July 7, 2017 at 9:25 pm

    Normally I write a lengthy commentary on a story but this time I can sum it up by saying; Great work Again Turtle boy and Turtle Riders!!!! Good to know people still care!

  • Rachel C
    July 7, 2017 at 4:23 pm

    Please note that this woman is not their mother. She is the girlfriend of their father.

    • July 7, 2017 at 4:31 pm

      I am shocked this isn’t even the kids mother and she is speaking to that kid that way. I hope the mother of the child never let’s her around that kid again.

  • PatrioticFather
    July 7, 2017 at 4:16 pm

    Punching your kids is wrong, full stop. When my daughter came home with a bunch of nonsense in her head from the government school about all races being equal, faggots and trannies being normal, and the Holocaust being real, sure, I felt like knocking that crap out of her with my fist, but I maintained control. After a few hours of telling her like it really is, she didn’t believe their lies anymore.

  • The Executioner
    July 7, 2017 at 3:43 pm

    Dudley…figures. TBS guessed Webster and that’s as close as you can get and still get it wrong. Dudley Dudewright’s are just as bad as Webduh’s.

  • July 7, 2017 at 3:00 pm

    split decision-don’t think the mom was right with her threat,but as others have pointed out it was just that-too much nanny state nowadays-but if there’s been any physicality it is someone’s duty to step in-enter the cops,who don’t have an easy job by any stretch! the appropriate sentence for the mom should be anger management/parenting classes

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