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Video: All-Star Mom In Oxford Wal-Mart Parking Lot Threatens Crying Child That She Will “Break Your F’n Jaw” If They Don’t Stop Crying

Video: All-Star Mom In Oxford Wal-Mart Parking Lot Threatens Crying Child That She Will “Break Your F’n Jaw” If They Don’t Stop Crying

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Here’s a video of a delightful lass in the Oxford Wal-Mart parking lot trying to deal with a fussy child in the backseat. Notice her parenting methods around the 52 second mark when she tells the child “I’ll break your fucking jaw”:

Anyone know this winner or where she’s from? My money’s on Webster. Can’t be Southbridge because they’d go to the Sturbridge Wal-Mart. Could be Charlton, Oxford, Dudley or Auburn, but, yea…….probably Webster. If you do know who they are please send us a name so we can work our magic.

If she’s willing to do this in public to her kid, just imagine what she does behind closed doors. Trashbag parenting. Look, I understand kids can be a pain in the ass sometimes. I live with the devil himself – Turtleboy Jr. But you’re the adult. And under no circumstances is it ever OK to tell a kid you’re gonna break their fucking jaw. This is why kids grow up to be assholes – because it’s cyclical. They’re raised by animals and then they become animals.

Hey, here’s an idea – if your temper is so short that you can’t help but threaten to break your own child’s jaw, then close your penis fly trap down until further notice. Or at the very least use the tried and true Turtleboy birth control method – the chest.


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8 Comment(s)
  • Stephanie
    July 6, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    See if Walmart has security cameras and get her plate, file with DCF for sure. What a fucking trashbag

  • iknowwhoyouare
    July 6, 2017 at 7:53 am


    There you have it… famous walmart mom of 3

  • Hey, here’s an idea
    July 5, 2017 at 1:42 pm

    “Hey, here’s an idea …”
    Here’s another idea as well…get the plate number and call the police next time.

    • Wabbitt
      July 5, 2017 at 6:13 pm

      Exactly. Not much to go on here.

  • bigdaddy
    Mike Barnicle
    July 5, 2017 at 11:31 am

    CNN is not fake news Believe me I now a thing or 2 about fake news

  • Pennsrant
    July 5, 2017 at 10:16 am

    Are you sure it’s not the one in Worcester? Cuz there be all kinds of low-lifes there.

    • whatevuh
      July 5, 2017 at 9:07 pm

      The Walmart in Worcester is like walking into a foreign country, like Ghana or Haiti

      • Nemo Me Impugne Lacessit
        July 5, 2017 at 9:53 pm

        Yeah but you’re in this country smart ass – what’s your point? Evidently you seem to be shopping there, but for some reason do you feel superior to these folks from “Ghana” or “Haiti”? What kind of people are from these countries by the way?

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