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The Big O Groupie Mafia Says That Turtleboy Got Turtleboyed With EBT Joke

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So yesterday one of the Turtleboy’s wrote this blog about a local rapper named Big O, who purported to be paying for an expensive steak dinner in Boston using an EBT card:

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Big O and his legion of followers were none too pleased about this. Here’s what he had to say about it:

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Alright first of all, the fact that he’s calling Jim McGovern a stand up member of the community only confirms for me that this guy has no problem sucking off the public tit. Secondly, I don’t get it. So this is all just a joke? This is all just an identity and brand he’s going for? An unemployed 30 year old rapper balling on straight cash while using his food stamps from time to time? That’s what’s hot on the streets right now? I guess Turtleboy is old.

Apparently Big O has a cult like following, and the Big O Groupie Mafia was out defending their man’s honor:

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Well actually, it is our business. If he’s using EBT cards when he doesn’t need government assistance, that’s the definition of our business. Because where do you geniuses think that money comes from? The magic government tree? Ya see, some of us actually pay taxes, and we don’t seem to get much in return because so much of it goes to folks like the “fictional character” Big O. And I know this sounds crazy, but we think that money would be better spent on schools, roads, and public safety.

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Oh, the EBT card isn’t even active? Cool story. Here’s my question – why would an able bodied man in his 20’s EVER have an EBT card? See, that’s our beef right there. As you know from the blog since you’re obviously wicked good at reading, we understood that a high rent steak house in the Back Bay wouldn’t actually take EBT. We get that. But why does have even possess an EBT card? Why do we live in a country where able bodied men get free food from the government? We already have unemployment and a million other safety nets. But food stamps are for single Moms with dependent children, the elderly, and disabled, not 30 year old rappers.

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And he speaks to kids at the library? Well why didn’t you just say so? Clearly this man is building a brand and image that is a great role model for children.

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Oh that’s right, it’s all just a joke. Silly Turtleboy. Just an image he’s going for. Because nothing sets a better example for kids than pretending to be an unemployed drug dealer collecting from the government while driving around in a BMW.

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Yes, that’s actually exactly why people are mad. Because a lot of people work 50-60 hours a week and don’t have anything as nice as Big O.

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Ummmm, it matters when Turtleboy and other taxpayers are the one’s financing it. Just sayin. 1oo, 1oo, 1oo!!!

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True that!!!

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So like, did Turtleboy get Turtleboyed again? Because if so, we still don’t get it. You’re telling me that this guy makes money by giving the illusion that he is a welfare abusing drug dealer? Is he actually on board with Turtleboy and agrees with us that food stamp abuse is a problem? Is he just doing this to build awareness that this is commonplace? How exactly do you monetize that brand? Was he planning on baiting Turtleboy with this, knowing we’d write about it and in doing so bring him new followers? Because if so, we have to tip our cap to Big O. Still doesn’t explain why a Worcester Academy graduate possesses an EBT card that is only a couple years old. But nevertheless, our beef was never with Big O. He’s just doing his thing. Our beef was with a system in which you can go down to government subsidized housing projects and see people driving Escalades with new rims.


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18 Comment(s)
  • Saharah
    May 22, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    Hey lookit, me an my friend was told if we click on Turtleboy we would get paid by Greg Hill and a radio station for writing in.

  • titi ho
    May 22, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    another ebt ape pickin’ my pocket…can’t wait for trump to put these losers on turnip farms.

  • wheremyebtat?
    May 19, 2016 at 9:45 pm

    “He is actually WONDERFUL for our community.” (Stephanie Merchant)

    Since Stephanie Merchant does not appear to be “of color,” what community is that exactly?

    As far as “Big O” saying this is just an entertainment persona, etc., here’s an old saying – “Avoid even the appearance of evil.”

  • wtatnuckgangsta
    May 19, 2016 at 6:25 pm

    Is there a bigger story to all this? I kinda quit reading once it got to personal attack junk because it’s just boring and won’t get anything done. I came back and it was still kinda meh. Mosaic is a national brand that Worcester jumped on. So, you can’t break that but that was this blog’s big thing. In fact, next semester, I’m getting free coffee and yoga from them at a Wesleyan church with a Mosaic part that’s totally cool. They want to make a better world but Worcester is a toxic dump even for positive things. The problem is Worcester, not the rest of the country. Worcester is a catty shit hole. Let it die unless it wants to dump its baggage and do something. Why can’t you be nice and happy? Why is cynical humor so funny for you? Why are you out to get your fellow Worcesterites? Why does Worcester have so much fucking baggage. Chill out. ….Now, trash thee.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      May 19, 2016 at 7:32 pm

      You’re not worth it.

  • Real Nigga
    May 19, 2016 at 5:29 pm

    Big O, the unemployed millionaire is a bitch ass nigga.

  • RSoxGuy
    May 19, 2016 at 4:56 pm

    So many people with absolutely ZERO shame now a days. Have some self respect. have some fucking pride. Some losers will do and say anything to “make it”. have some fucking integrity you fools.

  • Livesinlowell
    May 19, 2016 at 3:25 pm

    turtleboy better get another grave plot dug for the graveyard.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    May 19, 2016 at 2:36 pm

    The fact that this man even has a girlfriend is beyond my comprehension. If I was single I would not touch him with someone else’s vagina. Women today and their low fucking standards.

    A real man is successful, smart, funny, a good father, with a little bit of that dangerous, I get down and dirty with no fear, and that manly fuck you up if I have to put you in your place kind of guy and attractive…. and muscular in some way… and easy going, down to earth, care free, no nagging, lets do it all before we die, and lets just live and be free kind of man…What the fuck? This is a long list thank God I’m not single. I’d be an old bitch with cats.

    Not some grizzly looking bottom feeder with no future beyond EBT and free housing guy like Big O. Yucky! If you are reading this big O, you killed my ovaries, they died.

  • Angus W. Mann
    May 19, 2016 at 1:07 pm

    TurtleBoy voted for Obama. Nuff said!

  • Linda-Linda-Linda
    May 19, 2016 at 12:58 pm

    Is Stephanie Merchant Trigglypuff’s long lost sister??????

  • Pablo
    May 19, 2016 at 12:25 pm

    He went to the library and spoke to kids, lol. About what?! I’m sure there’s a high demand for 30 year old wanna be rapper speaking to the youth of America. He could just stand there silently and the kids will get the point..stay in school or this will be you. Here’s my question, if this is a fictional made up character as he claims….why wasn’t the character at least good. So the best he could do, was flash some 50’s, 20s, an old benz, a keno ticket and a EBT card, lol. You couldn’t at least rent a rari or a lambo, or even find one to stand next to for 30 seconds, lol. He’s the true definition of a fu*ck boy. Also, his fans are saying he’s getting free publicity and going to make money….HOW….like really how. All we are doing here is making fun of him….I’m certainly not going to pay him to write 16 bars for me, lol.

  • blunt man
    May 19, 2016 at 12:18 pm

    this nigga dun sell drugs his family funds his lifestyle fake thug and faker person

    • Mojo JoJo
      May 19, 2016 at 5:37 pm

      What the fuck did you just say? English is a language you should learn.

    • Real Nigga
      May 19, 2016 at 5:42 pm

      He’s a fake, fat fuck!

  • joe
    May 19, 2016 at 12:07 pm

    Hey Turtleboy Do some research on the food stamp program and the number of college students receiving benefits…you will be blown away.

  • Jzz
    May 19, 2016 at 11:50 am

    mr o is a drug dealing loser, and he doesn’t speak to chi golden he DEALS Drug to them, if he’s such a great rapper why doesn’t he make a paycheck and stop living off government assistance, does he also get free Worcester housing along with his food stamps

  • KimberlyS
    May 19, 2016 at 11:47 am

    I know I’ve always held drug-dealing, unemployed, gangsta people in the highest of esteem. Too bad my parents never let me go to the library and hear them speak!

    What’s with the “1oo”, anyway? What does that mean?

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