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The Chicopee Herpesaurus Is A Member Of The “Afty Kingz” Gang And Their Facebook Page Is Everything You Dreamed It Would Be And More


The other day SSTG did a blog on the Chicopee Herpesaurus who was arrested after the cops came to her ratchet hole for the 6th time in 2 days to break up a party with a DJ, at 4 AM on Easter morning.

She also terrorizes the neighbors by decorating her front porch with trash that local squirrels procreate in.

And by sleeping with the wrong chudstuffers leading to rival ratchets showing up to challenge her to fights.

Well, we found her Facebook page and it’s everything you imagined it would be.

Dog filter and tittoos. That combination is more deadly than scissoring Michelle Carter in jail.

Keep in mind, this woman gave up a litter of crotch fruits to “live her best life.”

And by “live her best life” she means “make sure everyone at Planned Parenthood is on a first name basis with me.”

Evidently this bootleg gang of Springcopee’s finest calls themselves the “Afty Kingz.”

Not even shitting you. A group of grown adults who abandon their children and terrorize working class families have named themselves the “Afty Kingz.” And they even have a logo too. Because…priorities.

This appears to be the leader of the gang.

Being the King of Springfield is like being the valedictorian of your GED class. You’ll never guess who his favorite sportball team is.

Flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat. Every. Single. Time. Bonus ratchet points for having “savage” custom stitched in gold.

The King of the Afty Kingz finds ratchets who want to whore their apartments out to him so he can set up shop and charge a cover to find out how many Google trophies you can fit in one space without someone getting shot.

That was on Saturday at 7, so it looks like the Herpesaurus decided she wanted to get that money for the Easter vigil.

She’s not just a benefactor though, she’s a promoter.

This is what your typical Afty Kingz party looks like:

Fifty hoodboogers standing in a crowded slophole listening to the same exact song that every single person in Lawrence blares 24/7 in their pimped out Honda Accord. Looks like fun. I think the question everyone there wanted to know the answer to was, “Did this guy take a wrong turn on his way to Panera Bread?”

Usually they start their night off illegally filming the GED express at one of Springfield’s finest burlesque bars.

This is what a culture looks like that entirely revolves around ass.

They also have low key party nights, where a bunch of dudes who look like they’re trying out for an ISIS video work on their freestylin skills.

They don’t just party though. The Afty Kingz also are the official “free muh boi” patrol outside of County Jail. Not being facetious either. They wait outside the jail for their bois to be free.

On top of the Herpesaurus getting arrested for terrorizing the neighborhood it appears as if these grown adults also like to party with and serve alcohol to the underaged.

“A n***** going to catch a case f**** with one of those young male if you’re not going to know there is and they’re going to end up sleeping with them.”

It’s Springcopee. The last thing you’re going to “catch a case” for is letting the 17 year old hoodbooger take you to poundtown because you drank too much Henny.

I saw some people in the comments yesterday who said that we shouldn’t write about slugpumps like this because it’s beneath us and accomplishes nothing. I disagree. People like this terrorize innocent people with their ratchet behavior. They think only of themselves, ruing people’s property, and abandon their own children because they’re self-centered people whose own needs always come first. They should be named and shamed because other people are too afraid to confront them. But we can, and we will continue to moving forward. Better get used to it.


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38 Comment(s)
  • Ray Patriarca
    Archibald Wavell
    April 26, 2019 at 9:57 pm

    Fucking savages !
    And this is what my tax dollars are supporting?
    Non-working assholes who contribute nothing to society. Drink, smoke, fuck and sleep.
    It’s all they do.
    And how do they get away with it?
    It’s because of liberal Democrats and their policies of the last 50 years.
    Look at every city that has been under Democrat stewardship: total shitholes !
    And the neighbors who complained probably vote (D) themselves…. because they cannot help themselves.
    Keep voting Democrat, America !
    The shithole will be coming to you as well…..soon !

  • marilu
    April 26, 2019 at 8:22 pm

    No, please do NOT stop posting about this exact topic.. this is real entertainment! I deleted my FB so I live for these posts since I cant see this magical hoodrat bs on my own anymore

  • Ted Baxter
    April 26, 2019 at 7:56 pm

    Yikes, I’ve seen better heads in the men’s room.

  • jacky jackson
    April 26, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    I’ll Fuck up these spic scum. worthless welfare faggots

  • Well, No Shit
    April 26, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    And what is with “these people” that prevents them from having any pride In their surroundings?

    That dapper cholo has impeccably groomed eyebrows and facial hair, nice duds, and I’ll bet his ride is pumped as fuck, but…100% chance that the hood where he lives looks like a fucking trash tornado hit it. It’s ALWAYS that way, and particularly with these people.

    • Well, No Shit
      April 26, 2019 at 2:58 pm


      Fucking autocorrect.

    • chuck
      April 26, 2019 at 3:47 pm

      Because they’re lazy.

      Liabilities (these people) don’t make anything better or nicer, they make it worse.

  • z
    April 26, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    Ok, I’m stumped. I google ““Afty Kingz” and still don’t know what the fuck it is.

    Other than derivative bad music, dog ear selfies and standing like a whore on some railroad tracks with your ass sticking out, I’m stumped.

    I know who the Latin Kings are. Years ago they controlled an apartment complex in town until the Russians moved in. Hispanics are still there, but you don’t hear too much about crap going on in there anymore.

  • Well, No Shit
    April 26, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    It should be legal for productive members of society to kill these mongrels with impunity.

    “Oh, you’re an “AftyKing?” Yeah, not anymore. BOOM.”


      April 26, 2019 at 3:03 pm

      Oh, you thought you was raw?
      Boom! Not anymore
      ‘Cause now you on the floor
      Wishin’ you never saw
      Me walk through that door

    • Bigdaddy
      April 26, 2019 at 5:57 pm

      It means “after hours Kong’s” they run late night parties after the clubs close in apartments they rent from people, so they intern can rent them out to a group of douchbags who don’t know how to make their lives fun and exciting in their own right. Their lives are so pitiful and useless that this is something that can’t be missed.

  • z
    April 26, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    “Flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat. Every. Single. Time. Bonus ratchet points for having “savage” custom stitched in gold.”

    And the Red Sox hat. The Sox know who their fans are. It ain’t old white guys with the money to sit their asses down in the seats and spend stupid prices for beer. That Demo will be dead (I’m part of it) in 20 years.

    It’s guys like this who are the true Red Sox fans. This is the Red Sox present and future. They both deserve each other.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 26, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    Who the fuck would rent to her? Who’s her landlord, Helen Keller?

    • Chick O’Pee
      April 26, 2019 at 3:57 pm

      Who do you think the rental pool is in Chicopee? If the applicant doesn’t have a felony that’s considered a blue ribbon choice

      • Captain Trips
        Vladamir Pullmydickov
        April 26, 2019 at 7:08 pm

        Sad but true. They should move in some tough ass Russians into the building. They’ll clear em out

  • Stick Up Kid
    April 26, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    It might sound sad. Or it might sound funny. But thats what black and brown people do for money.
    You gotta understand the black and brown rage because it is THEIR CULTURE. Otherwise, you are a RACIST. So BOHICA Whitey

    • Ratchet Rollins D.A.
      April 26, 2019 at 2:40 pm

      True dat and believe dat.
      You better learn to respect dey culture cause it will be bolder and bolder and bolder like the homeland.

  • Captain Trips
    Stick It Up Your Afty
    April 26, 2019 at 2:29 pm

    Afty Kings? For real? The only things these idiots are afty is Jussie Smollett’s ‘aft’ hole

    Afty Kings. What a pussy name. I take a shit out of my ‘afty’ and you name a club after it

  • Dem Strategist
    April 26, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    That’s the most beautiful portrait of a family that I’ve ever seen. Now that the kids have been taken away go make another one.

  • Queef Latina
    April 26, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    Takes time to apply the cutsey puppy filters but zero time to apply some Sally Hansen Facial Wax Strips

  • Queef Latina
    April 26, 2019 at 1:31 pm

    Isn’t it thoughtful of their jobs to give them time off to go meet their bois as they are freed from jail?

  • Despair
    April 26, 2019 at 1:24 pm

    25k per kid per year for foster care. In all likelihood additional services are needed such as therapy, special ed, etc. Another 25k for mom plus court appointed attorneys, social workers, police constantly responding and we’re looking at a bare minimum of a quarter million per year. Let’s say the average taxpayer pays 10k/year. The consequences of the existence of this one ratchet completely offsets the contribution of 25 hard working contributors to society. Oh, and the family cap on welfare benefits was just overturned.

    • moved out of the ghetto
      April 29, 2019 at 9:39 pm

      You’re not lying…. These are the children who will request an IEP at school for behavioral problems. Since their grades will most likely be low, they’ll get it easily. That costs the state thousands of dollars. Then they’ll bring in therapists who will recommend they see a psychiatrist, and therapeutic mentors. Masshealth covers it all.

  • Fisherman Frank
    April 26, 2019 at 1:09 pm

    All the ladies and gentlemen in this sordid tale seem to be very attracted to anything really flashy, loud, and smelly…the flashier, louder, and smellier the better. Not unlike the largemouth bass.

  • Hart Ford
    April 26, 2019 at 1:06 pm

    It is amazing how the way they portray themselves using the filters is so widely off from the physical reality. Honey you are a wretched beast. Fat, ugly, inside and out. Welfare Disney World= “living her best life.”
    Financed by the breeding of innocent children as a cash crop. How these hefalumps cannot be locked up or sterilized as a threat to the Republic is beyond mystery.
    The illegal hoodboogers that chase this rancid tail cant help themselves. But you can stich up the fetid holes of these easy sole less whores. Time for a Gomorra cleanse.

  • Maria Conchita Consuelo Gonzalez
    April 26, 2019 at 12:44 pm

    Do these clowns think they matter? You are not entrepreneurs or celebrities
    Go raise your children and pay your bills. That is what being a responsible and positive influence on your family is. Not ghetto parties where you infringe on others lives

  • Claude Herringbottom
    April 26, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    You really expect people to pay for your whining about slobs? This is worth a whole 3 cents a month at best.

    • Tony The Tiger
      April 26, 2019 at 12:46 pm

      But yet here you are leaving comments and making sure there is no question you’re a douchebag

      • Richard N Vulva
        April 26, 2019 at 1:21 pm

        Why pay to comment on slobs? People do it daily for free.

    • Joe 6 pack
      April 26, 2019 at 1:31 pm

      The satisfaction of seeing this behavior exposed is priceless. Knowing that my contribution helps these stories see the light of day is priceless.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    April 26, 2019 at 12:39 pm

    If anger and disgust equals racism, then I’m a racist bastard! Im fucking sick of my tax money going to support these slugs.They are one step above jungle natives… I think… Maybe not.. Im sure anyone who speaks out around the hood over this is labeled ” racist”. This is why the working class people in the world hate these mother fuckers

  • Chip Striker
    April 26, 2019 at 12:39 pm

    Party, smoke, drink, reporoduce all night, sleep all day and we pay for it.

    America the beautiful.

  • Said Everyone
    April 26, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    When the wall is built they should also add a bunch of catapult stations to launch these fuckers back when they belong
    They are dying to make this country into their third world shitholes and we say NO. Good job TBS, this is exactly what you should report about

  • Fucking Pussies
    April 26, 2019 at 12:12 pm

    Cut off the welfare to these leeches and start locking them up when do commit crimes and things will change. No more free rides for these losers. Gas, ass or grass, nobody rides for free.

  • SpicTormentor
    April 26, 2019 at 12:09 pm

    we, as tax payers, paid for those tortilla lovers enny and Heinekens.

  • Buckwheat
    April 26, 2019 at 12:09 pm

    What is wrong with belonging to a clubhouse? These youngsters gather once a month to discuss the neighborhood clean up program as well as promoting Springfield’s cultural music initiative. I believe on this occasion the team did an egg coloring followed by a number of sing a-longs. They were on their way to donate a number of recyclables to Chicapee’s Webalos that they had gathered on the porch when the police intervened.

  • capone181
    Total Mahem
    April 26, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    Take out the papers and the trash

    Or you don’t get no spending cash

  • bigdaddy
    April 26, 2019 at 11:42 am

    You really need to add a ratchet to English filter on their posts I didn’t understand a single fucking word that slugpump posted

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