The other day SSTG did a blog on the Chicopee Herpesaurus who was arrested after the cops came to her ratchet hole for the 6th time in 2 days to break up a party with a DJ, at 4 AM on Easter morning.
She also terrorizes the neighbors by decorating her front porch with trash that local squirrels procreate in.
And by sleeping with the wrong chudstuffers leading to rival ratchets showing up to challenge her to fights.
Well, we found her Facebook page and it’s everything you imagined it would be.
Dog filter and tittoos. That combination is more deadly than scissoring Michelle Carter in jail.
Keep in mind, this woman gave up a litter of crotch fruits to “live her best life.”
And by “live her best life” she means “make sure everyone at Planned Parenthood is on a first name basis with me.”
Evidently this bootleg gang of Springcopee’s finest calls themselves the “Afty Kingz.”
Not even shitting you. A group of grown adults who abandon their children and terrorize working class families have named themselves the “Afty Kingz.” And they even have a logo too. Because…priorities.
This appears to be the leader of the gang.
Being the King of Springfield is like being the valedictorian of your GED class. You’ll never guess who his favorite sportball team is.
Flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat. Every. Single. Time. Bonus ratchet points for having “savage” custom stitched in gold.
The King of the Afty Kingz finds ratchets who want to whore their apartments out to him so he can set up shop and charge a cover to find out how many Google trophies you can fit in one space without someone getting shot.
That was on Saturday at 7, so it looks like the Herpesaurus decided she wanted to get that money for the Easter vigil.
She’s not just a benefactor though, she’s a promoter.
This is what your typical Afty Kingz party looks like:
Fifty hoodboogers standing in a crowded slophole listening to the same exact song that every single person in Lawrence blares 24/7 in their pimped out Honda Accord. Looks like fun. I think the question everyone there wanted to know the answer to was, “Did this guy take a wrong turn on his way to Panera Bread?”
Usually they start their night off illegally filming the GED express at one of Springfield’s finest burlesque bars.
This is what a culture looks like that entirely revolves around ass.
They also have low key party nights, where a bunch of dudes who look like they’re trying out for an ISIS video work on their freestylin skills.
They don’t just party though. The Afty Kingz also are the official “free muh boi” patrol outside of County Jail. Not being facetious either. They wait outside the jail for their bois to be free.
On top of the Herpesaurus getting arrested for terrorizing the neighborhood it appears as if these grown adults also like to party with and serve alcohol to the underaged.
“A n***** going to catch a case f**** with one of those young male if you’re not going to know there is and they’re going to end up sleeping with them.”
It’s Springcopee. The last thing you’re going to “catch a case” for is letting the 17 year old hoodbooger take you to poundtown because you drank too much Henny.
I saw some people in the comments yesterday who said that we shouldn’t write about slugpumps like this because it’s beneath us and accomplishes nothing. I disagree. People like this terrorize innocent people with their ratchet behavior. They think only of themselves, ruing people’s property, and abandon their own children because they’re self-centered people whose own needs always come first. They should be named and shamed because other people are too afraid to confront them. But we can, and we will continue to moving forward. Better get used to it.
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