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The City Paid $475,000 To ACLU Lawyers Who Will Pocket That Money Because They Get Off On To Watch Drug Addicts Die

The City Paid $475,000 To ACLU Lawyers Who Will Pocket That Money Because They Get Off On To Watch Drug Addicts Die

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Good news taxpayer – the City of Worcester just wrote a check for $475,000 to a bunch of asshole lawyers who represented a bunch of crackheads pro bono:

It’s all this woman’s fault:

Disgraced former School Committee member Tracy Novick. A woman who Turtleboy overthrew in a peaceful revolution at the polls in November of 2015. This useless pile of SJW garbage used her connections at the ACLU to sue the city for passing a common sense resolution banning panhandling. Because apparently panhandling is free speech.

Except it’s not free speech. It’s an illegal, unlicensed business. A business that pays no taxes. A business is not up front with customers about what the money is going towards. A business that illegally involved walking into traffic and holding up normal people who are on their way to and from work. If a panhandler accepted your money and gave you a hot dog in return, they could be arrested. But they can pocket your money, give you nothing, and then go down to the supervised heroin clinic and get high in front of a doctor. This is the world SJWs want us to live in. Madness.

Once again this also shows how useless and outdated the ACLU is. They used to be a good organization that fought for civil liberties. Now they just sue the police and fight for crackheads and child molesters.

But where was the ACLU two weeks ago when overly qualified attorney Margaret Melican was denied a position on the zoning board because she admitted to reading Turtleboy Sports? How did they let this gross violation of free speech go unchallenged? Oh that’s right, the local ACLU is run by this useless blob of bacon grease:

Chris Robarge – professional SJW. Hates Turtleboy with every ounce of his soul while allegedly pretending to be a champion of the First Amendment. This is why the ACLU is full of shit. They’re not really a free speech organization. They’re a radical left wing group with lots of money and nothing but time on their hands. And the fact that they’re willing to go to bat for drug addicts and not decent, law abiding people like Margaret Melican tells you everything you need to know about them.

Of course the best part about this is that the junkboxes won’t see a dime. The lawyers made a shit ton of money off of this because Ed Augustus was too gutless to stand up to them. Now the lawyers will go on a nice vacation and the crackheads will overdose and die with the money they beg for. If the ACLU had any class they’d make an announcement that they were donating that money to drug prevention programs or homeless shelters. But they’re not gonna do that because at the end of the die the ACLU just wants these people to die while they cash the checks.




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14 Comment(s)
  • Billy Badass
    July 7, 2017 at 8:16 pm

    Ok so I’ve read a lot of comments and realize most of you are pissed about your tax dollars being used to pay for this. Ok I understand this, but where is all your rage towards the government giving billions upon billions of dollars in corporate welfare to the most profitable companies in the world?? I mean 80 billion a year to Exxon mobile trumps a 500k lawsuit (and no pun intended with the use of the word trump. It was just the right word to use).

  • Inspector Gadget
    July 1, 2017 at 8:20 am

    It’s all about billable hours, nothing to do with civil-rights. We need an ACLU to sue the ACLU.

  • SJWHater101
    July 1, 2017 at 7:20 am

    Fuck the ACLU/SJWs! This is blasphemy that they sued the city and won! How the fuck can these assholes or their asshole lawyers look themselves in the mirror at night knowing they’re part of the problem?! And fuck the McGovern Crime Family for doing business with these assholes and not making a stand!

    • Realist
      July 1, 2017 at 5:50 pm

      What? What does this have to do with McGovern?? Another clueless Sheep!

      • SJWHater101
        July 2, 2017 at 12:20 am

        Augustus and company forked over almost $500k of taxpayer money so junkies can beg for cash! And you’re dense enough to ask what the McGovern crime family has to do with this?!

  • Jafreese
    June 30, 2017 at 8:22 pm

    I’m gonna start offering $20, but only if they can give me a receipt

  • FatFingr Lou
    June 30, 2017 at 8:17 pm

    I’m still working out the details for a crypto-currency specifically for drug-using panhandlers…something that can be used universally among the demographic. I’ve been following Shark Tank and The Profit for ideas, but the packaging, presentation and distribution still needs work.

    The mining of the Shitcoin is a regular event in the backyard, and Muttly has been a great earner for 15 years. A yellow Worcester trashbag might seem like a adequate safety deposit box, but it requires the use of “fiat” currency, and again, the difficulty of getting the “coin of the realm” into distribution.

    Maybe I’ll just present the problem for resolution by the sharper minds of our Mayor and Congressman, if someone could assist with delivery addresses?

  • FatFingr Lou
    June 30, 2017 at 7:51 pm

    Maybe some DA with half a brain can look into RICO/IRS codes.

    The regular panhandlers are organized, and as a previous poster noted, are not paying taxes. Maybe they are? Prove it. Should be public record.

  • BlackandWhite
    June 30, 2017 at 5:19 pm

    Park Ave and Chandler is the worst. UGH! I say no more narcan to enable. Let natural order take care of things.

  • JoeMomma
    June 30, 2017 at 12:42 pm

    If you can’t arrest them for panhandling just arrest them for loitering.

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Kevi bashed in my skull
      June 30, 2017 at 1:43 pm

      Most loitering laws have been overturned as unconstitutional. Same with vagrancy. Besides one of the elements of loitering involves hanging around with no apparent purpose. These people are exercising their free speech


  • Realist
    June 30, 2017 at 12:10 pm

    Wow, And I thought a Federal Judge ruled on this case using recent Supreme Court decisions as a barometer. I guess that must have been “Fake News” though! Election season I guess!

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      June 30, 2017 at 8:27 pm

      In the short time it took you to type your smarmy little comment, feeling pride that the bad guys won another one – 100 more Democrats turned into Republicans. For reasons similar to the subject of this blog. Or they just decided to finally have an original thought.

      Doesn’t it ever get tiresome that you are always on the wrong side of history? Your violent “Resistance” movement is just more bread and circuses to keep you slaves distracted by shiny objects. Carry on with your childish and treasonous behavior, though. As Obama was to gun sales, so is your behavior to Americans taking their country back.

      • Realist
        July 1, 2017 at 5:46 pm

        Did you say something? I wasn’t paying attention!

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