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The Dorchester Douche Dumplings have reproduced:
Oh good, they’re doubling down. One step closer to becoming ratchet cement pancakes.
I’m not sure what part of Boston this was filmed in, but it’s right by a check cashing place:
So probably at least 4-5 people have been shot right around here in the last 2 months.
Notice once again how they drive on the sidewalk and the street:
They weave in and out of traffic and obstruct legally registered vehicles operated by licensed drivers who pay excise taxes to pay for the privilege of using our roads:
Bikes up, pants down!
And the only thing gayer than a bunch of grown ass men riding around doing wheelies are grown ass man who do wheelies on scooters.
The guy who filmed it is not one of them. He just documented it. But this guy apparently is:
We don’t want to shake you Zoe Dub. We want you to continue being reckless with your own life so that Darwinism can finally be allowed to take its course.
And once again Zoe Dub was able to rationalize this lawlessness using junior hoodrat logic 101:
“Either y’all get used to it or these kids gonna find other means to take up their time.”
- They’re in their 30’s.
- The fact that you believe that the only two options these winners have in life are drug dealing and riding around doing wheelies, is the most ghettofabulous thing you’ll hear all week.
If you look on Zoe Dub’s Facebook page you will see that he is an out of control teenager who does’t know what he’s talking about.
Just kidding! He’s a grown ass man with a small child who still thinks shit like this is cool.
Look, they’re gonna keep doing this shit because they can. They know that the worst thing that’s gonna happen is going to jail for a couple hours and paying a small fine. You want this shit to end? Drive into them. Roads are for the taxpayers. Roads are for cars. You wanna come on the road? Follows the rules of the road. If you cut me off and I have the right of way, I’m not hitting the breaks. Because the Turtleboy Ratchet Plowing Freedommobile stops for no man.