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The Dorchester Douche Dumplings Have Reproduced And Taken Over The City Of Boston

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The Dorchester Douche Dumplings have reproduced:

Oh good, they’re doubling down. One step closer to becoming ratchet cement pancakes.

I’m not sure what part of Boston this was filmed in, but it’s right by a check cashing place:

So probably at least 4-5 people have been shot right around here in the last 2 months.

Notice once again how they drive on the sidewalk and the street:

They weave in and out of traffic and obstruct legally registered vehicles operated by licensed drivers who pay excise taxes to pay for the privilege of using our roads:

Bikes up, pants down!

And the only thing gayer than a bunch of grown ass men riding around doing wheelies are grown ass man who do wheelies on scooters.

The guy who filmed it is not one of them. He just documented it. But this guy apparently is:

We don’t want to shake you Zoe Dub. We want you to continue being reckless with your own life so that Darwinism can finally be allowed to take its course.

And once again Zoe Dub was able to rationalize this lawlessness using junior hoodrat logic 101:

“Either y’all get used to it or these kids gonna find other means to take up their time.”

  1. They’re in their 30’s.
  2. The fact that you believe that the only two options these winners have in life are drug dealing and riding around doing wheelies, is the most ghettofabulous thing you’ll hear all week.

If you look on Zoe Dub’s Facebook page you will see that he is an out of control teenager who does’t know what he’s talking about.

Just kidding! He’s a grown ass man with a small child who still thinks shit like this is cool.


Look, they’re gonna keep doing this shit because they can. They know that the worst thing that’s gonna happen is going to jail for a couple hours and paying a small fine. You want this shit to end? Drive into them. Roads are for the taxpayers. Roads are for cars. You wanna come on the road? Follows the rules of the road. If you cut me off and I have the right of way, I’m not hitting the breaks. Because the Turtleboy Ratchet Plowing Freedommobile stops for no man.

34 Comment(s)
  • Brian
    February 27, 2018 at 9:31 pm

    Tie a thin rope to two trees on each side of street and run rope across street at about bike height a d decapitate all if them. Problem solved

  • Lisa
    February 27, 2018 at 8:49 pm

    Whenever these assholes are riding their stolen crotch rockets on 83 in Baltimore I’m always so tempted to “accidentally” open my car door so I can take them out. 

  • Alex De Large
    February 27, 2018 at 8:23 pm

    Its nice to see people who feel the same as I always have.

  • Scott
    February 27, 2018 at 5:20 pm

    The backlash on these punks is coming or already has happened. Look for drivers running them off the road, shootings, assaults, etc. All the ingredients are cooking, just a matter of time until it all pops. The cops will be going after them more too.

  • Randy Randlemann
    February 27, 2018 at 4:33 pm

    Any dude above the age of 14 who rides a scooter is a fucking pole smoker.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Finn's dumber than Hugh Jass
      February 27, 2018 at 6:50 pm

      I see I’ve been outed. Damn iPhones!

  • Release the plows
    February 27, 2018 at 3:50 pm

    Yeah I’m one of those guys who always bitches for no reason after a snow storm and I’ve got a berm in front of my driveway to clean but I’d have no problem if a plow truck took this lot down and I had to spend an hour shoveling motorcycle parts.

  • whatevuh
    February 27, 2018 at 3:44 pm

    Can you full up the ATV gas tank with a EBT card . . . . asking for a friend

  • Joe Momma
    February 27, 2018 at 2:52 pm

    I think this video is from Saturday before the roundup

    • Hughbo Mont
      February 28, 2018 at 1:39 pm

      Buzz kill….

  • Mark Lederer
    February 27, 2018 at 2:51 pm

    Lol “are you sure this wasn’t a mass commute to work”? Do these shitbags look like they work?

  • Ya hate em cause ya ain’t em
    February 27, 2018 at 2:48 pm

    That looks way more fun than what y’all do all week. They probably didn’t start having kids at least until their own student loans were paid off and they probably didn’t retire until their mortgages were paid off so they’ve already paid their dues. 100 100 100

    • Finn
      February 27, 2018 at 3:56 pm

      ya hate em cause ya ain’t em,

      “That looks way more fun than what y’all do all week.” – I personally plenty of turtle riders that would *smoke* those losers on a legit track. Those wannabe riders never make the first hairpin. #brrrrap

      “They probably didn’t start having kids at least until their own student loans were paid off”. Middle school dropouts have student loans? None of those dolts passed the 7th grade. Guaranteed. ALL of them have illegitimate children that they don’t pay for. Guaranteed.

      “they probably didn’t retire until their mortgages were paid off so they’ve already paid their dues.” You have to work before you retire. Also, Section 8 doesn’t have mortgages. Try again.

      Get Fucked,

      • M
        February 27, 2018 at 5:38 pm

        Shh, don’t give the Guv’ment any ideas. Before you know it, there WILL be Section 8 subsidized mortgages

        • Linda
          February 27, 2018 at 10:50 pm

          There already is such a thing. You can get Section 8 subsidy/government welfare money to pay a mortgage.

  • Joey Butffuuko
    February 27, 2018 at 2:45 pm

    All these excuses and ridiculous logic that they aren’t doing anything wrong because they could be doing alot worse!!??? If you asshats really think that then why are you all wearin masks to cover your identity?????????????

  • Bernadette Meehan
    February 27, 2018 at 2:35 pm

    I’ve purposefully swerved into a couple of those #bikelife maggots while driving to work. Their skulls were no match for my truck.

  • Mmmmmm....I just do this cuz I like the way the vibrations feel on my nutsack
    February 27, 2018 at 2:31 pm

    Perhaps it is time for the government to give immunity to any lawfully licensed citizen who is willing to suck up some damage to their eliminate these problems once and for all.

  • Donkey617
    February 27, 2018 at 2:31 pm

    Columbia rd mass ave dot. Tight area traffic wise so prob getting warmed up for summer b.s. people in that area hate anything that ties traffic up worse at that intersection. Cow plow on the front end time!

  • citypoint
    February 27, 2018 at 2:26 pm

    That’s Dirtchester.
    Edward Everett square. Intersection of Columbia rd. Boston st. And Mass. ave.
    I don’t even think being in a car is safe at that intersection.
    Keep fucking around there,urban terrorists,you’ll be road pizza in no time.

  • Joe Shmidlap
    February 27, 2018 at 2:14 pm

    Niggas just doing nigga shit

  • bigdaddy
    February 27, 2018 at 2:13 pm

    When one of these asswipes becoming a pavement pancake His mother will say “he was a good boy and was turning his life around “

  • WTF
    February 27, 2018 at 2:10 pm

    I think the real tragedy here is most of them are not obeying the state helmet laws!

    Those laws are in place so unfortunate drivers don’t have to get brain guts on their windshields after you cut in front of them and they refuse to stop.

  • WTF
    February 27, 2018 at 2:04 pm

    Somehow they believe they are dissing the police but what they are only doing is endangering and pissing off law abiding citizens.

    Unfortunately riding a dirt bike on a city street is probably just a $50 fine.

  • I have a little penis so I ride a scooter
    February 27, 2018 at 2:01 pm

    Why does Zoe need to hold his pants up? Not much in the crotch area?

  • Ramon
    February 27, 2018 at 1:54 pm

    Imagine if we had tens of thousands of unemployed refugees (cultural diversity) right now, too.

    We would probably win some type of progress award I think.

  • None
    February 27, 2018 at 1:51 pm

    Great, can’t wait for these assholes to be out in Worcester again.

  • TJB
    February 27, 2018 at 1:47 pm

    Suggestion for state & local Police…concertina wire is very effective in stopping wheeled threats. It can be supplied by the national guard at no cost. Simply strech a coil across the street and let nature take it’s course. I’m sure there are many combat engineers that will volunteer to help, you may need BFD to hose the mess down the drain.

  • Ryce
    February 27, 2018 at 1:46 pm

    Looks like Colombia road by Edward Everett square

  • Logic
    February 27, 2018 at 1:32 pm

    Pulling a wheelie in traffic is code for I have a small dick.

  • Joe Mama
    February 27, 2018 at 1:17 pm

    I’m going to feel bad for the poor bastard that hits and kills one of these geniuses. It’ll be ratchet throwdown right in the middle of the street on his or her ass by these thugs. Kind of like that unfortunate soul in NYC. Are you sure this wasn’t just a mass commute to work?

    • Finn
      February 27, 2018 at 1:51 pm

      “I’m going to feel bad for the poor bastard that hits and kills one of these geniuses.”

      Not me. I’m going to celebrate that poor bastard and start a GFM in case he needs Richard E. Vulva.

      I’d like a betting pool on the first casualty. Points awarded for :
      – City Name
      – Major Street Crossing
      – Sneaker Choice
      – Bike Choice
      – Number of previous Google Trophies

      I’m probably missing a few key metrics…

      • Mom’s Basement
        February 27, 2018 at 4:07 pm

        -Pearl Street and Pleasant
        -14 all of them related to protests

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