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The Dorchester Douche Dumplings have reproduced:
Oh good, they’re doubling down. One step closer to becoming ratchet cement pancakes.
I’m not sure what part of Boston this was filmed in, but it’s right by a check cashing place:
So probably at least 4-5 people have been shot right around here in the last 2 months.
Notice once again how they drive on the sidewalk and the street:
They weave in and out of traffic and obstruct legally registered vehicles operated by licensed drivers who pay excise taxes to pay for the privilege of using our roads:
Bikes up, pants down!
And the only thing gayer than a bunch of grown ass men riding around doing wheelies are grown ass man who do wheelies on scooters.
The guy who filmed it is not one of them. He just documented it. But this guy apparently is:
We don’t want to shake you Zoe Dub. We want you to continue being reckless with your own life so that Darwinism can finally be allowed to take its course.
And once again Zoe Dub was able to rationalize this lawlessness using junior hoodrat logic 101:
“Either y’all get used to it or these kids gonna find other means to take up their time.”
- They’re in their 30’s.
- The fact that you believe that the only two options these winners have in life are drug dealing and riding around doing wheelies, is the most ghettofabulous thing you’ll hear all week.
If you look on Zoe Dub’s Facebook page you will see that he is an out of control teenager who does’t know what he’s talking about.
Just kidding! He’s a grown ass man with a small child who still thinks shit like this is cool.
Look, they’re gonna keep doing this shit because they can. They know that the worst thing that’s gonna happen is going to jail for a couple hours and paying a small fine. You want this shit to end? Drive into them. Roads are for the taxpayers. Roads are for cars. You wanna come on the road? Follows the rules of the road. If you cut me off and I have the right of way, I’m not hitting the breaks. Because the Turtleboy Ratchet Plowing Freedommobile stops for no man.
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Tie a thin rope to two trees on each side of street and run rope across street at about bike height a d decapitate all if them. Problem solved
Whenever these assholes are riding their stolen crotch rockets on 83 in Baltimore I’m always so tempted to “accidentally” open my car door so I can take them out.
Its nice to see people who feel the same as I always have.
The backlash on these punks is coming or already has happened. Look for drivers running them off the road, shootings, assaults, etc. All the ingredients are cooking, just a matter of time until it all pops. The cops will be going after them more too.
Any dude above the age of 14 who rides a scooter is a fucking pole smoker.
I see I’ve been outed. Damn iPhones!
Yeah I’m one of those guys who always bitches for no reason after a snow storm and I’ve got a berm in front of my driveway to clean but I’d have no problem if a plow truck took this lot down and I had to spend an hour shoveling motorcycle parts.
Can you full up the ATV gas tank with a EBT card . . . . asking for a friend
I think this video is from Saturday before the roundup
Buzz kill….
Lol “are you sure this wasn’t a mass commute to work”? Do these shitbags look like they work?
That looks way more fun than what y’all do all week. They probably didn’t start having kids at least until their own student loans were paid off and they probably didn’t retire until their mortgages were paid off so they’ve already paid their dues. 100 100 100
ya hate em cause ya ain’t em,
“That looks way more fun than what y’all do all week.” – I personally plenty of turtle riders that would *smoke* those losers on a legit track. Those wannabe riders never make the first hairpin. #brrrrap
“They probably didn’t start having kids at least until their own student loans were paid off”. Middle school dropouts have student loans? None of those dolts passed the 7th grade. Guaranteed. ALL of them have illegitimate children that they don’t pay for. Guaranteed.
“they probably didn’t retire until their mortgages were paid off so they’ve already paid their dues.” You have to work before you retire. Also, Section 8 doesn’t have mortgages. Try again.
Get Fucked,
Finn
Shh, don’t give the Guv’ment any ideas. Before you know it, there WILL be Section 8 subsidized mortgages
There already is such a thing. You can get Section 8 subsidy/government welfare money to pay a mortgage.
All these excuses and ridiculous logic that they aren’t doing anything wrong because they could be doing alot worse!!??? If you asshats really think that then why are you all wearin masks to cover your identity?????????????
I’ve purposefully swerved into a couple of those #bikelife maggots while driving to work. Their skulls were no match for my truck.
Perhaps it is time for the government to give immunity to any lawfully licensed citizen who is willing to suck up some damage to their eliminate these problems once and for all.
Columbia rd mass ave dot. Tight area traffic wise so prob getting warmed up for summer b.s. people in that area hate anything that ties traffic up worse at that intersection. Cow plow on the front end time!
That’s Dirtchester.
Edward Everett square. Intersection of Columbia rd. Boston st. And Mass. ave.
I don’t even think being in a car is safe at that intersection.
Keep fucking around there,urban terrorists,you’ll be road pizza in no time.
Niggas just doing nigga shit
When one of these asswipes becoming a pavement pancake His mother will say “he was a good boy and was turning his life around “
I think the real tragedy here is most of them are not obeying the state helmet laws!
Those laws are in place so unfortunate drivers don’t have to get brain guts on their windshields after you cut in front of them and they refuse to stop.
Somehow they believe they are dissing the police but what they are only doing is endangering and pissing off law abiding citizens.
Unfortunately riding a dirt bike on a city street is probably just a $50 fine.
Why does Zoe need to hold his pants up? Not much in the crotch area?
Imagine if we had tens of thousands of unemployed refugees (cultural diversity) right now, too.
We would probably win some type of progress award I think.
Great, can’t wait for these assholes to be out in Worcester again.
Suggestion for state & local Police…concertina wire is very effective in stopping wheeled threats. It can be supplied by the national guard at no cost. Simply strech a coil across the street and let nature take it’s course. I’m sure there are many combat engineers that will volunteer to help, you may need BFD to hose the mess down the drain.
Looks like Colombia road by Edward Everett square
Pulling a wheelie in traffic is code for I have a small dick.
I’m going to feel bad for the poor bastard that hits and kills one of these geniuses. It’ll be ratchet throwdown right in the middle of the street on his or her ass by these thugs. Kind of like that unfortunate soul in NYC. Are you sure this wasn’t just a mass commute to work?
“I’m going to feel bad for the poor bastard that hits and kills one of these geniuses.”
Not me. I’m going to celebrate that poor bastard and start a GFM in case he needs Richard E. Vulva.
I’d like a betting pool on the first casualty. Points awarded for :
– City Name
– Major Street Crossing
– Sneaker Choice
– Bike Choice
– Number of previous Google Trophies
I’m probably missing a few key metrics…
-Northampton
-Pearl Street and Pleasant
-Birkenstock
-Trek
-14 all of them related to protests