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The Dorchester Narcan Fairy Is Finally In Jail After Getting Arrested A Bunch Of Times Since Her Infamous Car Nap Video, And She’s A Backpage Hooker

The Dorchester Narcan Fairy Is Finally In Jail After Getting Arrested A Bunch Of Times Since Her Infamous Car Nap Video, And She’s A Backpage Hooker

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Last summer we published a blog about a Dorchester Narcan fairy who got woken up next to a male companion while sleeping in a car. But he wasn’t breathing so she ran into the trunk, grabbed the Narcan, hooked him up with the good stuff, and gave him mouth to mouth.

The video was viewed millions of times and had tens of thousands of comments, including this one:

And as it turned out this chick crediting the Narcan fairy with “saving his life,” was actually the Narcan fairy herself.

Well we got a reader email update about her……

Hi Turtleboy! I just wanted to update you on Kristin Hayes, the ratchet junkbox from the Dorchester narcan video. We not only found her on Backpage, pictures and all, selling her ass for drug money. But luckily for us non-impaired drivers, Kristin Hayes was arrested and is now off the road and resting her jaw at Framingham Prison, after being arrested for a D.U.I. and possession of heroin about 4 weeks ago. And since she was out on bail for 2 other open cases, she was held at Framingham Women’s Prison for 3 weeks before the judge let her into yet another program on the taxpayer’s dime. Anyway i for one hope she was really dopesick since she was double dipping on the methadone clinic as well, which just really shows how selfish and rotten she is, since there is a waiting list for people who really want treatment, instead of using the methadone clinic as a parachute in case she cant score that day!I Don’t really care who uses drugs, just do them at home, clean up ur shit properly and for Gods sake, don’t be driving around, putting innocent children and families at risk.

Good God. People pay for this sort of thing? I see a paper bag in the background of the second picture. That’s a good start. Turns out Kristin Hayes has been arrested five billion times and has the Google trophies to prove it….
And yes, she was pulled over and arrested in Falmouth back in September while driving around with drugs on her:
Paul During sounds like a real winner too:
 
Despite that arrest she has apparently been out of jail long enough to update her Facebook page twice. 

And she’s been commenting on Paul’s page in regards to his relationship status, and sounds like she’s gonna give up her backpaging ways when he get out of the can:

As you can see, she posted that a week ago. But from the sounds of her friend, she’s not around at the moment:

Because as the emailer pointed out, she’s finally sitting in a cell at Framingham. Which leads me to ask, is she Facebooking from jail?

I love a Turtleboy happy ending. I just don’t want one from the Dorchester Narcan Fairy.

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22 Comment(s)
  • Jenn Ahl
    January 7, 2018 at 8:55 pm

    Yeah well I wouldn’t give you cpr or try ans save your life. You must be preset bored to post this garbage. Karma babes, karma is a birch.

    • cause and effect no magic
      January 8, 2018 at 5:23 pm

      Or maybe karma is just the effect of the things you cause, as in cause and effect. Either way its a crap gutter story, who is impressed by this “reporting” or “writing”.

      Turtle Boy Sports is beyond dumb.

      MAN JAY-WALKS ON RED LIGHT AND FLIPS THE BIRD AT MOTORISTS! WE HAVE A 7 PAGE WRITE UP WITH VIDEO!!!!

      The internet is full of garbage like that, time for TB close shop and beg to be a substitute gym teacher.

  • Heroin Junkie Prostitute gets arrested again... details at 11.
    January 7, 2018 at 7:04 pm

    Police blotter is filled with this, wouldn’t be worth mentioning if she didn’t look half way decent, drug addict hooker gets arrested again, another non story.

  • Judge Judy
    January 5, 2018 at 7:19 am

    What a pretty girl. I hope she cleans up.

  • vicxh
    January 4, 2018 at 2:17 pm

    I would not. Give her Narcan if she was ODing

  • 71698D/
    January 4, 2018 at 12:12 pm

    Lots of inmates have cell phones. You would be surprised. The guards bring em in and charge them 3xs the price and they pay. Then they got internet and phone access 24 hours a day at 45$ a month. Cheaper than collect calls. They got lots of tricks. And you would be surprised who the people are that help em

  • Addiction is a Choice not a Disease
    January 4, 2018 at 7:40 am

    Ginger Woman National Anthem, I Miss The Misery Halestorm.

    • Ginger who is an Old Pro
      January 5, 2018 at 8:46 pm

      This….. ????? Ginger women 1 in 10 hot. Brunette 5 in 10 hot. Natural Blonde 6 in 10 hot. Brunette or Blonde die job Ginger 9 in 10 hot.

  • Turd Reversalist
    January 3, 2018 at 11:59 pm

    I could add a little to that belly bloat via the colonic method but i would have to coat the Rod o’ Justice and my lower frontal region with flex seal first.

    All kidding aside, it truly is a shame that so many of these junked out girls started out as amazingly attractive specimens. SMDH.

  • January 3, 2018 at 10:25 pm

    When I meet an alcoholic, I praise him or her for being a model citizen compared to junkboxes.

  • Uncle Randy
    January 3, 2018 at 6:35 pm

    I’d stuff her out.

  • Junkbox Euthanasia Stat
    January 3, 2018 at 6:19 pm

    The ‘doctor’ (who looks like a fucken junkbox) on the late night ‘addiction network’ commercial told me that it IS a disease. Therefore we must listen to him.

    • Anonymous
      January 4, 2018 at 11:52 am

      He must be an actor since he is so fake.

  • Citypoint
    January 3, 2018 at 5:13 pm

    Dorchester.
    Proud hometown of the murderer,Kevin Lynch and this oxygen thief

  • Judge and Jury
    January 3, 2018 at 3:44 pm

    All addicts need to be eliminated. They are a waste of air.

    • Jenn
      January 3, 2018 at 5:54 pm

      You clearly know nothing about addiction. Weren’t you taught if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all? Addictive tendencies are a disease… shopping, eating , sex, gambling— need I go on?. There’s an addict or an alcoholic in everyone’s family so why don’t you tell them to die.

      • *
        January 3, 2018 at 6:05 pm

        CANCER is an example of a disease, not dope fiends that shove needles in their arm. Sorry to let you down.

      • kristen
        January 3, 2018 at 6:43 pm

        I’d rather deal with a shopping, eating, sex, gambling, furry whatever addict than a repeat heroin overdosing junkie probably disease ridden and spreading a real disease hooker. Or those they associate with. Like travels with like ya know. We all know an addict in this day in age but a lot of us wrote them off after a certain point.

      • Chip Striker
        January 3, 2018 at 9:48 pm

        Weren’t these junk boxes taught since elementary school not to do drugs?

      • BW
        January 4, 2018 at 7:47 pm

        I’d love to write a long-winded response to this but I have to go mug an old lady so I can feed my shopping habit.

  • Heat Miser
    January 3, 2018 at 3:42 pm

    I’ll give her $20 to eat that cat food by the fireplace. Sorry, people! That’s what I’m into.

    • ElJefe72
      January 3, 2018 at 4:13 pm

      She would probably do that. Maybe for even less than $20, if she’s desperate.

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