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Turns Out We Quoted The Ratchet Junkbox From Dorchester Narcan Video In Our Blog And She Called Herself A Hero While Demeaning The People Who Saved Her BF’s Life

Turns Out We Quoted The Ratchet Junkbox From Dorchester Narcan Video In Our Blog And She Called Herself A Hero While Demeaning The People Who Saved Her BF’s Life


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Earlier today we posted this blogwhich included a video from Dorchester in which two junkboxes were found sleeping in their car by neighbors. She wakes up, realizes he’s basically dead, grabs the narcan out of the trunk (because of course she has narcan in the trunk), gives it to him, he pukes all over her, and then she tells the gawkers that this has never happened before.

Anyway, there are over 12,000 comments and counting on this video which has been viewed over 2 million times. And we randomly picked out a couple comments to highlight, including this one:

That’s a lot of likes!! Clearly you rude people don’t know anything about addiction. Oh yea, and Kristin forgot to mention something else – she’s the chick from the video:

“She saved his life.” This soursnatch kid was bragging about her heroics in the third person. She’s the hero because she had narcan in the trunk. Not the guys who woke her ass up before he died and called the cops. She’s the hero. And all those other guys just were “standing around and watching”:

LOL. She really thought she was being sly there. But Turtleboy is always watching Kristin. We are everywhere.

Kristin apparently is from SSTG’s stomping ground of Pembroke, and studied at Suffolk:

Just like a lot of these people she constantly brags about how long she’s been sober:

And she talks about how precious it is to be alive, while voluntarily ejecting poison into her body:

Hey Kristin, ya know what a disease is? Breast cancer. Ya know that thing you marched for in October?

Yea, those women didn’t choose to end up that way. You did. You were just a regular duck faced selfie party girl for years:

Busch Light is a gateway drug. We should probably ban it. Just sayin.

Let me guess – she had a surgery, got prescribed percs by the evil doctor who conspires with “Big Pharma,” got hooked, ran out of cash, and realized heroin does the same thing for cheaper? Yea, that’s the sob story they love to share. Newsflash – I’ve had multiple surgeries and been prescribed pain killers each time, but somehow I managed not to become a junkie. I know, it’s crazy. I liked the way the percs made me feel. But after they ran out I was like, “well, back to normal.” Believe it or not this is actually possible. People who choose to keep taking pain killers after their script runs out are CHOOSING to go down the path of addiction.

It’s just so hypocritical of these slugpumps. Seriously, the nerve of this chick to blame it on the people recording her at her lowest and then in the same sentence say that she “saved his life” because she just so happens to carry narcan in her trunk. I have no empathy for people like this. She’s not a nice person. She shits on people in order to put herself on a pedestal, when she made the choice to be in that situation to begin with. She wrote this when she was sober. These are her thoughts when she’s NOT fucked up.

The guy she “saved” in the video was named Dan. So we looked through her Facebook roster to see if any Dan’s matched this face:

Does this hair look familiar?

How bout those lamb chops?


Yup, this is Daniel Dalton, also from Pembroke.

Danny has been arrested a couple times, mostly for pot:

The video he was in took place on Wednesday at 6:30 PM. But he was posting all over his Facebook page just 9 hours later, including stuff about going to riot fest:

Because I’m sure a place called “riot fast” won’t have a shitload of drugs freely available.

So yea, I have zero pity for these people. It’s not a disease. And even if it was it doesn’t change the fact that she’s just kind of a shitty person to begin with. Blaming the people who saved Danny’s life while glorifying herself in the third person. They obviously both learned nothing from this and they’ll continue to do this until they either, a) die, or b) run for Worcester School Committee and get appointed to the zoning board.



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22 Comment(s)
  • Neville Longbottom
    June 28, 2017 at 11:32 am

    I went to school with these 2 and all I can say is I am not shocked at all.

  • Kristen
    June 26, 2017 at 10:58 pm

    Dan is a great guy who made a stupid decision to dabble in a dangerous drug. He made a mistake. Let him move on instead of blasting him like this. I’ve known Dan since highschool. He’s a smart guy, a talented musician and an old soul. I don’t know the girl. But she did save his life. Shame isn’t working here. This article is disgusting.

  • Susan
    June 26, 2017 at 2:36 pm

    A far as the comment addiction is not a disease well I have news for you it is a disease if it’s treatable then it’s a disease just like anyother disease been there done that got treatment have clean for 10 years now so eat your words

    • Johnny5
      June 26, 2017 at 2:49 pm

      so if you get a papercut and treat it with a band-aid, the papercut is a disease? GTFOH idiot

  • Tess
    June 24, 2017 at 11:30 pm

    I will be the first to say that I do not believe addiction is a disease; I also believe it is a choice. I do not associate with users nor do I ever comment on any type of public article. I choose to keep my opinions to myself, however this struck a nerve in me.

    I have known Kristin my entire life, we are distant relatives and come from a good, normal family.

    She has chosen the wrong path, and began that journey years ago now. To be honest, it truly is a miracle she is still with us. She is well aware that breast cancer is a disease because her mother passed away from it when she was only 10 years old. Losing her mothers guidance is a MAJOR factor in how she chooses to live her life now.

    Kristin has tried for years to reach a sober lifestyle. I think we all, at this point, know someone, or have lost someone, who has gone through the same battle.

    You make many accurate points in this article, but personally attacking someone you generally know nothing about, besides creeping through her Facebook, is wrong. What do you honestly think this article and whatever other comments are being posted about her online are going to do?

    They are going to push her even more to use, and probably use more than she ever has before, and not come back from it this time.

    She was a good person before drugs started controlling her life. That good person is still somewhere in there.

    I’m sure the author of this article is a good person too, but writing something so cruel was a mistake.

    • MrSmiley
      June 25, 2017 at 1:57 pm

      No one is pushing her to use, if she gets stressed by people talking about her maybe she should avoid polluting people’s neighborhoods in the first place. She lacks the WILLPOWER to get sober. Disease or not if she doesn’t see it fit to stop she won’t..

      • Tess
        June 25, 2017 at 6:54 pm

        I never said anyone was pushing her to use. I am absolutely not supporting addiction in any way. You are correct that her decision making right now is very poor, and yes she is polluting someone else’s neighborhood. You My comment was solely focusing on a poorly written article which was based off of Facebook creeping, and a video of someone at their all time low. If it was a relative of yours I’m sure you wouldn’t be posting unnecessary negative comments about them either.

        Not here to argue- I just think it’s important to put yourself in someone else’s shoes sometimes.

        • Johnny5
          June 26, 2017 at 2:08 pm


          lets be real…the world is a better place without people like these 2 fools in it.

  • Mr.real
    June 24, 2017 at 8:22 pm

    Wow you people are children this country is fucked for people like you folks i know a few faces here they were normal ppl fell into dark Times no one deserves that disease these ppl will all die soon but no one seems to care just take a video of half dead ppl ruin there lives and maybe of you’re lucky theyll be dead by the holiday…think before you do things ppl come om

    • DD
      June 25, 2017 at 12:18 pm

      Mr. Real get your ass out there and fix these addicts, go on… show us all how it’s done!

      You complain “no one seems to care” caring won’t stop them, if it did the tears of their families and friends would have been more than enough. Their isn’t anything anyone can do, short of locking them up with no access to drugs. When they get out it all begins again. There are so many programs, shelters, opportunities, treatments…. they’re not interested.

      “think before you do things ppl come om” It’s the addicts and the apologists like you that have some thinking to do.

  • They call me Ponch
    June 24, 2017 at 5:42 pm

    Me like em the softball build!
    And she can save me if I overindulge.
    And I can puke on her.
    And morning/puke breath is OK!
    I gots a ring for this broad!

  • Inspector Gadget
    June 24, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Let’s break this shit down:

    Who’s in control here? If you said nobody or Lindsay, you are correct!

    How so, you ask?

    Who’s in the drivers seat, Lindsay.
    Who dosed light enough to wake-up, Lindsay.
    Who had the presence of mind to hide the needle, Lindsay.
    Who had the presence of mind to get the narcan, Lindsay.
    Who most likely anticipated this shit and had the narcan on standby, Lindsay.
    Who administered the narcan like it’s a regular thing, lindsay.

    Don’t let Lindsay fool you, she’s dosing light and either playing along to keep her man in arms reach and alive or she’s far worse and slumming for fun as a codependent.

    Let’s play deathpool. Her man’s expiration date already past due, but by Halloween this year. Her expiration date, that’s harder she’s smart enough to go easy until she runs into a dose of carfentanil then she’s done give her to Christmas 2018. Gives me no pleasure to make this morbid prediction, it’s the game their playing, it’s between them and god.

  • Hannah
    June 24, 2017 at 9:34 am

    Ya let’s rag on this poor girl. Isn’t this cyber bullying ??????? This girl is a very good friend of mine and this is the result of addiction. So writing this article is hilarious to me because it has nothing to do with a solution to addiction nothing to do about anything like that except ragging on a poor girl who did save her friends life and I do think it’s fucked up that he will just sit around on record. The guy knocked on the window and woke her up but they still sat around. Just saying don’t bully people leads to suicide right ???? – Hannah Watson

    • TortugaNiño
      June 24, 2017 at 2:44 pm

      The hannah pictured in the article? So your the hideous half shaved head chick this junkie was just posting about being missing right? And your impeccable record of life choices that led to you being in that situation and getting such an awful haircut warrants me giving a shit abour your opinion? Fuck off!

  • Kegger
    June 24, 2017 at 9:32 am

    The people I feel for here are the kids parents and. Family . I also feel for the taxpayers myself included . We will ultimately be on the hook for either their incarceration or their medical care .

  • Fed up
    June 23, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    I think Turtleboys description of taking drugs is perfection. That’s the reason a normal person doesn’t become a drug addict. It’s a choice not a disease.

  • Inspector Gadget
    June 23, 2017 at 7:38 pm

    Looks like Lindsey Lohan in the middle pic, she has much in common with Lohan. Started getting a chubba until I saw those thick thighs… hoping Lohan has a sex tape somewhere I can watch for 2 or 3 minutes.

  • Phil
    June 23, 2017 at 7:17 pm

    I was raised a Christian and I feel pity for the stray sheep.
    I’m not condoning their lifestyle, but I believe in the recovery of lost sinners.

  • Big Raymond
    June 23, 2017 at 5:03 pm

    I apologize for this post, but the song seemed too perfect in my mind, it’s an 80’s thing you wouldn’t understand.

    You’re a junkie and your beau gone too far
    ‘Cause you know it don’t matter anyways
    You can rely on your car-trunk narcan
    You can rely on your car-trunk narcan

    It’s a bitch girl but it’s gone too far
    ‘Cause you know it don’t matter anyway
    Say narcan but it won’t get you too far
    Get you too far

    Don’t you know, don’t you know
    That it’s wrong to take the life that is given you
    So far gone, on your own
    You can get along if you try to be strong
    But you’ll never be strong ’cause

    You’re a junkie, and you’ve gone too far
    ‘Cause you know it don’t matter anyway

    (Is she a ginger mate? thought so!)

  • WHAT?
    June 23, 2017 at 4:52 pm

    I had a situation where I had copped some dynamite shit. I was on the greatest trip of my life when these bastard EMT’s shot me with Narcan! I told them to fuck off. They tried to tell me that I was turning blue with my face in the toilet bowl. YA, like I believe that.
    Those EMT’s should mind their own business and not try to interfere in other peoples lives!

    Beverly Johnson-Puller

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