Video: Junkie Broad Passed Out In Car Gets Woken By Dorchester Neighbors, Lover Is Unconscious, Immediately Grabs Narcan From Trunk, Gives CPR, Gets Puked On

Video: Junkie Broad Passed Out In Car Gets Woken By Dorchester Neighbors, Lover Is Unconscious, Immediately Grabs Narcan From Trunk, Gives CPR, Gets Puked On

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Here’s a pretty intense video from Dorchester uploaded to Facebook Live, where a group of dudes comes across a car with two addicts passed out:

Just another day in the life. Thank God they weren’t smoking weed. That’s dangerous. Don’t worry, this video was filmed two days ago. There’s a 99.9% chance they’ve been high several times since then.

How bout when she says, “he normally doesn’t get like this.” Then she immediately says, “There’s narcan in the trunk.” Because what normal functioning member of society doesn’t have narcan in the trunk? It’s wonderful that narcan keeps people alive and all, but what good is it if they just use it as a “get out of death free” card? How does it solve the addiction problem if they always have that crutch in the trunk?

Then she tells everyone “I know how to do CPR” and mounts him like a pony:

Oh yea, she’s never done this before. Never. First time for everything.

Newslflash – if you know how to bring a person who has just OD’d back from the dead, then you have a very serious problem. This chick literally was woken up by a stranger knocking on her window in Dorchester. First she takes the needle, which she probably was given by some progressive do-gooder trying to save the world at the needle exchange, and hides it.

Then she sees him pretty much dead and she didn’t even think. She just reacted. It was routine for her. Two minutes later Zombie Danny was puking all over her finest flip flops.

Videos like this are important because they spread awareness and could possibly act as a wakeup call for someone who was thinking about experimenting with heroin. The men who filmed it saved his life and possibly hers. You saw them at the beginning. They were dead. She at least had a pulse. But who knows how long they were there or how long they would’ve stayed there if those guys didn’t interject. Nevertheless the feelings patrol was up in the comments lecturing everyone about how mean they were:

She saved his life??? What fucking planet are you living on if you think she saved his life. The men filming it saved his life. She was passed the fuck out next to her partner in crime. She “saved his life” by giving him narcan, which ultimately does nothing because his “disease” is gonna make him get high again tomorrow.

Don’t get me wrong, I do somewhat empathize with the FAMILIES of people who have loved ones who are addicted. It’s important to remember that these people were once cute little babies whose parents had hopes and dreams for. They are still human beings and could potentially be redeemed like Chris Herren and the millions of other people who have overcome addiction. But the enabling and excuse making about this “disease” needs to end.

Let me tell you something – I woke up this morning and started reading the comments underneath our blog about the woman with the fake cancer GoFundMe. So many turtle riders sharing their stories about loved ones who lost their battle with cancer. It was powerful man. I spent all freaking morning crying like a baby. Turtle princess even gave me a pity hug. Those testimonials were so strong because the people who were taken did NOTHING wrong. They played by the rules, they ate their vegetables, and they said no to drugs. And they still died. THAT is a disease. These slugrakes in the car made a choice a long time ago, way before they had this “disease,” that this was gonna be their new RECREATIONAL hobby. Because getting drunk and smoking weed wasn’t edgy enough for them. They needed to to push the limits a little more. And this is what they’ve become as a result. So please, get the fuck out my face with your enabling “disease” bullshit.




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13 Comment(s)
  • Chelly
    June 25, 2017 at 9:33 am

    Have you realized big pharma is out to make money, not really help people? This is a perfect example of how these addicts get out of death free to little cost because it benefits narcan companies as well as many others financially and it’s guaranteed to continue on this course.

  • Wabbitt
    June 24, 2017 at 5:29 pm

    This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase junk in the trunk.

    • MrSmiley
      June 25, 2017 at 11:43 pm


  • so
    June 24, 2017 at 1:52 pm

    How about you get the fuck out my face with your addiction shaming bullshit. Yeah cancer is sad and no one asked for it. Yeah, drug addiction is less sad because they DID choose to use it. But you don’t know shit about what happened in their life that led them to that point where they took those drugs and got addicted. Stop comparing who has it harder, cancer patients or fucking addicts. It’s awful regardless, everyones so caught up trying to figure out who has it worse. So why don’t you look past the fact that both are awful and maybe some people wound up into their addiction because of other things they didn’t ask for in their life they were trying to escape from.

    Fuck you for trying to talk down to someone else’s shit like they’re not worthy of help if they want it. Fuck you to the people in the comments who said they’d let that person die like their life is below everyone elses.

    • Wabbitt
      June 24, 2017 at 5:28 pm

      If you were playing “Find the Junkie,” he’s right up there. ^

      • so
        June 25, 2017 at 1:34 pm

        You’re not very bright if you think everyone who doesn’t agree with this article is a junkie. For the record, I am not a junkie nor have I ever done or condone anything harder than recreational alcohol/weed. I just know how to empathize and be realistic at the same time. Some people are just pissed off that anyone would just let someone else die because they’re going through shit or are an addict. That’s messed up, and if you think that’s okay you are clearly also fucked up in the head. Articles like this clearly are just giving idiots like you a platform to say shitty things about how people “below” you should just die, and that’s not a healthy way to think so maybe you should re-evaluate your logic. People are entitled to their opinion that all drug addicts should just die, and I’m entitled to my opinion that that’s fucked up and not everyone in that category just deserved to be put to death rather than getting rehabilitation. In closing, go fuck yourself for assuming just because I don’t agree with belittling people with an addiction that I am too an addict, Idiot.

  • Qc
    June 24, 2017 at 9:52 am

    Guy sounds like Ludacris haha

  • Noseface
    June 23, 2017 at 5:55 pm

    Welp, I guess I will be the first to admit it. Kind of turned me on the way she was straddling him. She’s kind of cute. Pretty face, nice legs.

    • Inspector Gadget
      June 23, 2017 at 9:13 pm

      Glad it’s not just me, the way she climbs on top is so nice, high-five sexy time.

  • The Executioner
    June 23, 2017 at 2:40 pm

    Now they have a pre-developed movie to show on the big screen at their upcoming funerals…some of the past good times they survived. Because believe me, they will both be dead before year’s end. Notice how this is just another day in the life to them…it is normalcy to them. If they have kids, they need to be taken away immediately.

  • Johnny5
    June 23, 2017 at 2:32 pm

    I would have let him die. Obviously not the first or last time this will happen. Oh well.

  • Fed up
    June 23, 2017 at 1:47 pm

    What is wrong with our society that we keep these people alive. I totally agree with Turtleboy that people like that don’t have a disease, it’s more like a mental disorder. They should never get any sympathy from anyone for what they are doing to themselves. Drug addicts are a danger to themselves and to others. We need to bring back mental institutions.

  • Really...
    June 23, 2017 at 1:33 pm

    Looks like someone pushed the Narcan too fast…

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