The Fact That Joe Mixon Gets To Play Football At Oklahoma After Knocking This Chick Out, But OU Expels Students For Racism, Shows That Domestic Violence Isn’t A Big Deal

The University of Oklahoma saw the tape of Joe Mixon knocking a woman out and gave him a scholarship. They saw a bunch of frat boys saying racist things and they expelled them. This are SJW values.

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Everyone cares about “racism” and “sexism,” but no one cares about domestic violence. That became even more apparent when this tape of Oklahoma Sooners star running back Joe Mixon knocking the fuck out of a woman named Amelia Molitor was released a couple days ago:


First of all, women need to keep their hands to themselves. I’m not gonna pretend like this isn’t a problem, and this woman is without fault. But according to her Mixon wandered into this place drunk (it was 2 AM), and called the guy she was with a homophobic slur (he’s gay). She got lippy with him and got in his face before slapping him. It’s not an excuse for laying her hands on Mixon, or spitting on him, or whatever. We believe in equality at Turtleboy Sports, and there’s too many chicks out there who think they can go around slapping people with zero consequence.

But on the other hand, this ain’t equality. Joe Mixon is a division 1 football player and an NFL prospect. He also has a penis. Equality is meeting force with force. What happened in that video had nothing to do with equality. She open hand slapped him in the face, and he responded by knocking her the fuck out with with a closed fist right to her skull. He hit her a million times faster than she hit him. At no point was he ever endangered by her, nor could he argue that he feared for his safety.


The reason that domestic violence isn’t taken seriously is because the a) public accepts it, and b) the media and social justice warriors have convinced us that mean words are worse than actual physical violence. You saw that tape. It’s fucking HORRIFIC. That dude countered her with a punch to the face faster than Floyd Mayweather. He walked over to a table with a little gay guy and a blonde chick for one reason and one reason alone – to knock someone out. He didn’t even blink when she slapped him. The punch to the face was instantaneous. And why? Because she allegedly said something that hurt his feelings. Therefore it’s not a big deal.

Any normal person watching that has the same reaction we did. But this is big time college football, which apparently is more important than preventing domestic violence:


Ending the threat? How much of a pussy do be threatened by a little blonde chick? Do you pansy asses need a safe space?


Shirlene McColley is like the poster child for battered women. “I once hit a man and he taught me a lesson I will never forget.” What. The. Fuck? She basically just said that men can punch women in the face to “teach them a lesson” and 41 people looked at this and said, I’m gonna go ahead and hit the like button.


People like this exist? So it’s not a big deal because her bones were broken when they hit the table, and not as a direct result of him punching her? I’m pretty sure her head wouldn’t have moved towards the table if he didn’t punch her in the first place. But hey, Dakota has been in a “lot of fights,” which makes him an expert. He’s never had his face broken by a punch, and I’m sure he’s gotten in lots of fights with future NFL running backs.

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Newsflash – she can say the n word as much as she wants (she didn’t). You’re not allowed to knock someone out because they said a word you don’t like. Sure, it makes her a less sympathetic victim, but she is “allowed” to say whatever words she wants to say. This comment represents everything that is wrong with society. We bend over backwards to make sure people aren’t using “hate speech” because it might hurt someone’s feelings. But you can knock a woman out and it’s OK because hurt feelings are worse than broken bones.


What’s he supposed to do? I dunno, leave? Nah, can’t do that. Gotta stand your ground against this drunk chick.

Look, Turtleboy has been slapped in the face by drunk college coeds more times than you can imagine. Literally 30-40% of Patterson dormitory at UMass gave Turtleboy a palm sandwich across the face at some point in 2001. Not ONCE did it ever cross my mind to knock them out. Not even close. It’s not that I wasn’t raised to not hit women (I was), it’s that there should be some kind of instinct that keeps you from doing that. Something internally that tells you that this just ain’t right.

Trust me, if you get slapped in the face by a chick it certainly can be humiliating. But you just gotta take it. For now. That’s when you start plotting your revenge. Find out who they are, air their dirty laundry, make flyers, post them all around campus, find out where their dorm room is, lean a bucket of cold water against their door when they’re home, and then knock on the door and run. The water goes EVERYWHERE!! You win!! That’s how you get your revenge the Turtleboy way. Not by knocking some chick out.


Of course the real fucked up part is the fact that Oklahoma coach Bob Stoops and school president David Boren saw this tape two years ago when it happened. And they STILL let him play football. Yet the University of Missouri forced their President to step down over alleged racial incidents on campus that all turned out to be hoaxes.

It’s basically the same thing the NFL did with Ray Rice. Because domestic violence against women just isn’t a big deal.  The NCAA hasn’t done shit either. But they would punish a school like Oklahoma if Joe Mixon signed an autographed football and raffled it off for charity.

Domestic violence certainly isn’t as bad as racism, that’s for sure. Why? Because SJW’s don’t cause a ruckus about domestic violence. As we saw with State Rep candidate Moses Dixon, you can beat the shit out of a woman, get arrested for it, have a restraining order taken out against you, and you’ll still be supported by “progressives.” Just ask Maura Healey.

To prove just how much more schools like Oklahoma care about racism than they do about violence against women, all you have to do is look at the incident two years ago where a couple frat boys were expelled for leading a racist chant on a bus:

Those guys suck. Turtleboy opposes racism. But nobody got their face broken in half in that video. Here’s what University President Boren said after watching the Mixon video:

“We hope that our students will all learn from those standards, but at the same time, we believe in second chances so that our students can learn and grow from life’s experiences.”

Here’s what he said after watching the frat boy video:

“It was unbelievable that this could have possibly occurred with UO students. Sooners are not racists. They’re not bigots. They are people who respect each other and care about each other.”

Two kids in the frat video were expelled. Joe Mixon was given a full scholarship and the University paid for his lawyers. Boren believes in second chances for people who punch women in the face. He doesn’t believe in second chances for people who sing racist songs. Then again, maybe if those racist frat boys were five star linebacker recruits then Boren would believe in second chances for them too. This is America in 2016. These are our values.

P.S. It sounds like Joe Mixon has really “learned from his mistakes.”


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18 Comment(s)
  • BigBoa
    March 23, 2017 at 5:32 pm

    Does anyone know if there have been conclusive statements as to how the bones were broken? It’s amazing when people justify this saying the bones were broken by the table, not his fist, so it’s no big deal. And he claims she “hit him like a dude”. Really? Then perhaps this guy has no business on an NFL playing field…

  • Brandy
    January 2, 2017 at 10:20 pm

    Hope he goes to the NFL and gets his face smashed in.

  • David
    December 21, 2016 at 8:00 pm

    I hope Ms. Molitor sues Fuckboy Bob Stoops for every penny he is worth. I wonder how Carol Stoops would like it if someone punched her in the face. Not too well.

  • David
    December 21, 2016 at 7:05 pm

    Joe Mixon is a piece of lowlife SHIT who should be raped in the ass and then have his dick and balls cut off and fed to him.

  • Chris
    December 21, 2016 at 2:25 pm

    If she had been a man and slapped him like that, no one would be batting an eye. We have women demanding to be allowed to fight in the infamous try but we’re still going to sit here and use the sexist line, “Women are weak, they can’t “hurt” a man.” So in our “gender equality society” women can assault men without fear of consequences because they’re “the market sex”, did I miss something here about the point of feminism?? Are we equals or are women special flowers in need of protection?? It can’t be both. If you want equality with men, you get treated like a man, period. Next time don’t hit someone who can clearly break your face. Any man would know this instinctively.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    December 19, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    I don’t know why but imagining Turtleboy being smacked in the face made me laugh. Not in a, “haha you deserve it” way but in a “haha I bet you asked to see her tits” kind of way! That kind of smack is worth it though… don’t lie!

  • Okoutlaw
    December 19, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    What the hell does football have to do with it. If he was a engineering scholarship student would you feel the same? Would we even know that this happened. Mr Mixon was wrong to hit her thats for sure but after seeing the video my opinion of the young lady has changed. Did the others see the same video I did? Am I the only one who paid attention to anything other than the punch? Am I the only one who saw her give Mixon the come here signal so she could confront him further? Big time mistskes were made here by all involved. I think it’s time to move on. Hopefully all involved have learned a lesson here. It’s a shame that the gender lines have become so blurred that women think they can act like a man and men can’t just walk away. I wonder if Kaitlen Jenner hit me if it would be ok to return the favor or would I get roasted for it????

    • Caitlyn Jenner
      December 19, 2016 at 10:11 pm

      If he was an engineering scholarship student this wouldn’t have been an issue because the college would have kicked him out. Period. However, if you’re the kind of person that thinks this is blurred gender lines than you’re a special kind of “what the fuck is wrong with you.”

  • Trapped in Worcester
    December 19, 2016 at 5:20 pm

    C’mon, they’re only making excuses for Mixon because he’s black.
    If this was some white kid they’d be all up in arms. Just like Moses Dixon.
    Funny how they have similar last names.

  • Religion of Peace, strikes again in Berlin
    December 19, 2016 at 4:21 pm

    Another fem-boy, woman beater coward. Double-standard for sure, the cops arrest him ? She has a good civil suit case anyways. Am sure he’s broke, except for the money that’s given to him on the side. She should sue everyone concerned in this, including the school too.

  • TomBrady'sSoftBalls
    December 19, 2016 at 4:13 pm

    Don’t forget the racial double standard here too. College admins love torching white college frat boys at the stake and cover up and celebrate the black athlete

  • True Reality Speaks
    Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
    December 19, 2016 at 4:11 pm

    Would he have swung if it was a 250 lb guy shoving him the way she did? Yeah – I doubt it. Facking pussy.

  • Holly
    December 19, 2016 at 2:43 pm

    People need to learn to keep their hands themselves but it doesn’t excuse this pos from his choices. He probably had a good idea that someone would save him and clearly didn’t appreciate what he was risking..or her face. It’s always a game until you’re on the receiving end of it…sickening on so many levels….

  • Paul Larson
    December 19, 2016 at 2:02 pm

    Winners don’t hit women… Winners write letters to the T&G! Here is a letter and a rosewood engraved pen I found:

    Worcester Telegram & Gazette

    Dear Mr. Larson,

    July 2, 2012


    Your letter to The People’s Forum has been selected as the Letter of the Week.
    Your engraved rosewood Telegram & Gazette Letter of the Week pen is enclosed. We hope you enjoy it.

    Chris Sinacola
    Editor of the Editorial Pages

    Of course now the T&G is just an apologist for the undemocratic Democratic Party!

    Paul Larson

    • Seriously?
      December 19, 2016 at 2:14 pm

      You must really be the life of the party, Paulie boy. “Hey girl wanna see my rosewood pen? It’s engraved…”

      • Turd Burglestein
        December 19, 2016 at 5:31 pm

        That same pen can be had for a merev$3 if you go to the Pen Island website.

    • AJ
      December 19, 2016 at 4:21 pm

      What a colossal piece of shit this kid is. Prepping himself pretty well, wouldn’t be surprised to see him get drafted and wash out of the NFL quickly. Johnny Manzel and Aaron Hernandez come to mind when you see what an animal this kid is.

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