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The Foreskin Fapnado Took A Break From Sending Dick Pics To Strange Women To Get Kicked Off A Plane From Charlotte And Force Everyone To Evacuate Because He Wouldn’t Wear His Mask 


Matthew Brown, AKA the Foreskin Fapnado, is one of the more notorious ratchets in recent Turtleboy history. Usually this deadbeat Dad can be found sexually harassing strange women on the Interwebz and sending unsolicited dicks pics with a screenshot of a Discover bank account which is clearly not his to good looking women who understandably want nothing to do with them. They reject him and he does this.

He has sent me threatening emails and I considered getting a restraining order against him after he began calling me with threats to come to my house, but it’s like a 20 minute drive to Leominster District Court and he’s just not worth my time.

Anyway, I haven’t heard from him in a couple months until he reappeared this afternoon after he posted a video of himself not only getting kicked off a flight back home from Charlotte and getting arrested for refusing to wear a mask while swearing in front of several crotch fruits, but forcing everyone else on to get off the plane too.

I’ll never support the masks, but I also don’t own the airline. And if I had my flight home delayed because the Foreskin Fapnado wouldn’t put a piece of cloth over his mouth I’d give him the United 93 treatment.

The only satisfying part was watching him get the perp walk in front of a crowd of booing Massholes and others who likely missed their connecting flights as a direct result of this shithead’s insanity.

OMG, I wanna milk those gerber servers so badly.

I can see he shops at the same thrift shops as Josh Abrams.

The best part is he posted it on Facebook assuming people would sympathize with him, but passive aggressively gave people the option to comment if they felt he was being a douchebag, assuming no one would. Turns out everyone he knows hates him and thinks he should announce to the world that he has information that could lead to the conviction of Hillary Clinton so that he could finally disappear from the earth once and for all.

Finally when someone tagged Turtleboy he realized he was about to be famous again and took the post down.

I don’t know who that woman is or how much he paid for her to take that picture with him, but she’ll definitely have a restraining order out against him within the next 3 months. That’s just science.

Something tells me this is not the last time we’ll hear from Matthew Brown. And if he did have his girlfriend on that flight with him let’s hope she got on the plane without him and never, ever sees him again.


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28 Comment(s)
  • Dr. William H Welch
    September 29, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    There is nothing more cringe-worthy and aggravating than seeing another grown man lose control of his emotional constraint and executive functioning. Wear your mask on the flight, it is so very simple.

  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    September 28, 2020 at 10:49 am

    This guy’s is the bad penny…..always showing up again. Yes, you have the right to not wear a mask. However, a business (including an airline) has the right to not serve you. This guy is a self centered whiney bitch. The perp walk was the highlight of this video.

  • North of the Border
    September 21, 2020 at 6:29 pm

    Masked Xanax freak goes apeshit on plane and can’t figure out why da popo hauled his ass off?

    Not exactly Rhodes Scholar material, is he?

    • BULL SHIT!
      September 21, 2020 at 6:34 pm

      I am a Trump supporting conservative. ANd I think in general this guy is an asswipe scumbag. However he did NOT go apeshit. He questioned why he was being asked to leave the plane. “not suitable” is a generic reason. While private proprety and private companies can turn most anyone away, discrimination is not allowed. Also, you can’t force someone to do something they don’t want to do based on an order and deny service.

      Like this cock wipe asshole or not, he is going to sue this airline if he is smart (which I don’t think he is anyways) and win a SHIT ton of money.

      PLus, seriously tell me if you were being kicked off a plane you paid for a ride on and were totally planned to be on, you would just comply and NEVER question the bullshit?

      • North of the Border
        September 21, 2020 at 7:44 pm

        Long story short:
        –We didn’t see the entire situation.
        –Airlines (or any other public conveyance) issues a ticket with terms and conditions, like a contract, the terms of which are enforceable. If he violated the terms of the contract in the eyes of the carrier or their employees, the contract can be nullified (denied boarding, etc.)
        –The safety of the plane, crew, and other passengers superceded his “right to know” why he was being taken off the plane. Hint: when you act like an asshole like that, this is what is known as, “A CLUE.”
        –He can TRY to sue, but no lawyer in their right mind is going to take that case after watching that video. Even as pro se (representing himself), no judge or jury is going to find in his favor.

        Hope l this helps.

        • Oathkeepers vs order takers
          September 21, 2020 at 10:38 pm

          YOu say “long story, we didn’t see the whole situation”.
          He wasn’t rude or abusive. HE was asking why he was being asked to leave. I KNOW you would ask why you were being asked to leave if you were.

          Didn’t someone you hate, Obama say “I don’t know the details but the cops acted stupidly”. Thats the same as “long story, we didn’t see the whole situation, but hey he is bad”

          Also, someday you are going to not want to wear a mask somewhere. ANd maybe that day the cops come and unlawfully arrest you. Now you will have to fight that in court, spend thousands in legal fees and always have an arrest record, even when you beat the charges. All because you refused to follow an unconstitutional order, and add that with the handful of cops that are order takers in stead of oathkeepers.

    September 21, 2020 at 6:09 pm

    Turtleboy, I agree with you 99.9 percent of the time. Onto this specific case, I disagree with you. While this guy is no doubt a ratchet, here is the deal.

    SPECIFICALLY WHY was he arrested? REFUSAL to wear a mask is LEGAL. It is NOT a crime to refuse to wear a mask. Period. The fact that the police, who I also support 99.9 percent of the time, are arresting this guy for not wearing a masks, shows that among the majority of good cops, there are thugs with badgets who are FAILING to uphold their oath to the constitution.

    Turtle, many times you talk about how masks are bullshit. And they are. It is about control. You recently did an article about that fat tub of shit mayor Don HUMUNGOUSon in WASTEFIELD being in a large gathering not wearing a mask.

    If others on this plane are scared of covid, why the fuck are they traveling, mask or not. Wearing a mask and thinking you are 100 percent safe is like thinking you can wear a seatbelt and be 100 percent safe. Plus, lets take this further, if you want to wear a mask, wear one. What the fuck do you care if someone else doesn’t, you have a mask on right?

    Right now it is an “order” from TYRANTS (aka Governors) to wear masks. Even if in the future mask LAWS become a thing, those LAWS will be UNCONSTITUTIONAL. MANY courts are striking down the orders the Governors are making up as they are UNCONSTITUTIONAL.

    This bullshit of police fining and arresting people for not wearing masks has to STOP! It is a threat to freedom. All the while REAL CRIMINALS are being let out of jail due to covid being a potential issue in jail. If masks work, why are criminals being let out of jail? Why not just hand out masks in jail?

      September 21, 2020 at 6:15 pm

      Turtle – you say “’ll never support the masks, but I also don’t own the airline. And if I had my flight home delayed because the Foreskin Fapnado wouldn’t put a piece of cloth over his mouth I’d give him the United 93 treatment.”

      So, Turtle, you would mask up to get something you want? IF EVERYONE on that flight told the airplane, FUCK YOU WE WILL NOT MASK UP, the loss all of their customers and this mask bullshit stops quick when they want money from their customers.

      If EVERYONE on that flight told the police, FUCK YOU WE WILL NOT COMPLY to wear a mask, this bullshit would stop. There are not enough cops to arrest everyone and not enough jails to house everyone.

      Glad to see that even those anti mask people will comply with BULLSHIT UNCONSTITUTIONAL orders so they can get what they want.

      You get what you want for NOW. This bullshit mask control is not going to end.

      Soon enough you will be told GET A VACCINE FOR COVID, A NEW UNPROVEN VACCINE WITH UNKNOWN SIDE EFFECTS for a virus that affects FAR less than 1 percent of people. ANd if you DON’T GET the vaccine? You won’t be allowed to get food or go to work to earn money. You might even be thrown in jail.

      EVERYONE, needs to stand up for each other, good or assholes, against this TYRANICAL BULLSHT.

      GOOGLE SEARCH for the TARGET Retail StoreWE ARE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANY MORE video. About 25 people went to a Florida Target store, removed their masks, played WE AREN’T GONNA TAKE IT on a phone, and paraded around the store telling people to NOT put up with the bullshit any more.


  • Stewardess
    September 21, 2020 at 5:58 pm

    Anyone notice how much thinner he is in the pic with his “current girlfriend? ” I’d bet money that’s an old pic and his current girlfriend was deflated and packed for the flight.

  • Captain Kirk
    September 21, 2020 at 4:23 pm

    Is this even a life form? Bones? Spock? Sulu..no not you..Kahn?..Mudd?

  • Bob Saget
    September 21, 2020 at 3:58 pm

    This week’s funniest!
    Irate mom smashes Fuck-Stick’s nose with a milk bottle!

  • Q 20
    September 21, 2020 at 2:04 pm

    Damn, Matthew got chunky during Quarantine.

  • King Richards Faire
    September 21, 2020 at 1:43 pm

    Clearly the elevator does not go to the top floor.

  • Snowflake Hunter
    September 21, 2020 at 9:54 am

    Imagine being SO DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION that you post what would normally be an embarrassing moment for just about anyone with half a brain on the net? This shitbag is such the norm for millennial assholes from MA. I’m sure his parents are proud! Assuming they aren’t gorillas.

  • Boston Irish
    Gov Charle Biden
    September 21, 2020 at 9:40 am

    Hope the cops roughed him up, helped him fall down the stairs

    • RINO Hunter
      September 21, 2020 at 2:19 pm

      I wish the MA State Troopers did that to your perverted groping Son Governor

  • Cheddah
    September 21, 2020 at 9:08 am

    It’s funny that you brought up Josh Abrams.. I remember reading about this asshole in the past but after reading this post, I think this cocksucker might even be worse than Bitch Tits..
    I am too annoyed by the fake mask hysteria, but when it comes to finally boarding my flight and getting to my destination on time, I’ll be obedient as anyone can be..
    Anyone who causes a disruption leading to a schedule interference for their own selfish needs should be beaten severely. Man or female..
    If you have certain medical conditions that could possibly interfere, keep that shit in-check. Be responsible.
    Also.. just noticed he wears fake diamond earrings still. Do doucebags still wear those??? Awful.

  • bill fleming
    September 21, 2020 at 8:49 am

    Judge to dimwit ” This ain’t Boston no bail ninety days”

  • SRR
    September 21, 2020 at 8:26 am

    I agree Masks are more muzzle and less mask.
    On a plane where the air is questionable at best and without the “virus” you are subject to inhaling the anal emissions of total strangers I would cover my Nose and mouth regardless.
    Matthew Brown is obviously just a Self centered, egotistical Jackass ( my apologies to any 4 legged donkeys for the comparison to this loser) The unmitigated gall of this insufferable, micropenised moron that he feels so entitled to delay Everyone else on the plane just because he didn’t want to cover his ugly mug shows just how vile a person he is.
    He posts copies of Bank statements in a feeble, pathetic attempt to find a woman that will tolerate him for his money while simultaneously calling women “whores” the very definition of someone whose company you pay for shows his true nature.
    Wouldn’t!! Not for a Billion dollars not just because He’s physically unacceptable but his Soul, the very essence of Matthew Brown is Selfishly Filthy. He reminds me of Every Democrap I have met lately.

  • Mom’s Basement
    September 21, 2020 at 7:46 am

    Every single comment on his Facebook was from a lady. Damn he’s smooth!

  • Mastiff squint
    September 21, 2020 at 7:20 am

    Ban the moron from flying for life with all airlines. He can thumb.
    Maybe the world will get lucky and he gets picked up by the next female serial killer to hit the headlines.

    • Matthew Brown's Left Breast
      September 21, 2020 at 9:47 am

      I could see him getting picked up by Dean Corll or Jeffrey Dahmer…

  • Judge dread
    September 21, 2020 at 6:36 am

    Let me know if I am the crazy one here… but last time I checked the easiest to go from one airport facility to another was I dunno, air travel.

    why do these idiots keep fucking it up for the rest of us?

  • Guinea Geisha
    September 21, 2020 at 4:05 am

    He just doesn’t give a flying fuck.

  • Judge dread
    September 21, 2020 at 2:46 am

    So what do these people want? Faggot shit or social justice or LQTA+ P pedos… it sounds to me like they wanna start normalize raping kids….

  • Free to breathe
    September 21, 2020 at 1:36 am

    Good for him no one should wear a little Jew hat on their faces. They just want to look normal.

  • Y
    September 21, 2020 at 1:02 am

    Masks are gay.

    • Richard Simmons
      September 21, 2020 at 2:30 am

      Then I bet you’re sashaying down the street in yours huh Gaylord?

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