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So today was the “million student march” where kids all over the country held protests to demand free college tuition, a forgiveness of accrued debts, and a $15 an hour minimum wage on campus. The Worcester State chapter was priceless. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the future of America:
I swear they ordered pizzas before this and made signs out of the boxes. All of them are hilarious, but the Sunshine Kid is so business in this picture. He’s got “Eradicate Capitalism,” and “Build Socialism.” Then he’s got the international symbol for communism, anarchy, and peace. Don’t tell him that communism is a state controlled system of oppression and anarchy is the exact opposite of that. And neither is very peaceful. It will only confuse him. As hilarious as the Nicholas “Sunshine Kid” Choquette is, he’s also a huge asshole. This is what he posted on Veteran’s Day of all days:
“Fuck the troops. Don’t support the troops.” Nuff said. I’ll let the veterans respond to that one. Oh yea, and if the Sunshine Kid and Boom-Boom want free college, they can start with Boom-Boom’s salary:
Anyway, it’s no surprise that this was the crowd that got behind this hilarity. The “leader” is Keeley Mullen, and she for some strange reason decided to go onto Fox News today for the Neil Cavuto show. It was one of the most painful things I’ve ever had to sit through:
I almost wanna cry. She’s got a family Neil. This poor girl had no shot. You knew which direction this was going the second he asked her how she planned on having all this free stuff paid for:
How are we gonna pay for all this? Never saw that question coming!!! LOL. I mean, what did she think she was gonna get asked when she went on Fox News? Who prepared this girl? How did she become the leader? Wait, don’t answer that. Pray for Keely.
Look, I’m not an economics guy, and I’m certainly not a Fox News guy. I can’t stand watching Fox News because they yell over each other too much. It’s uncivilized. And I can’t stand listening to people debate economics because it’s boring as shit. But this seems like a pretty simple concept. Plus it’s fun to watch hippies realize that everything they’re pushing for is hilariously dumb.
She said that the 1% should pay 90% in taxes to pay for all this stuff. LOL. Gee, that sounds like a great plan. Except for the fact that common sense tells you everyone will be fighting to be in the top 2% instead of the top 1%. Then the top 1% will move to another country where they don’t have to pay taxes like that, and there will be a new 1%. After a while it will be Keely and the Sunshine Kid that are the 1%. At least that’s what my non-existent background in economics tells me.
Gotta love her fallback solution to all of Neil Cavuto’s doomsday scenarios though – mass movement of people in the streets. More cardboard signs always fixes everything!!!
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