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The Freetown Fap Weasel Is Back Calling For Dead Cops Again After Video Of Hoodboogers Harassing New Bedford Cops Making Arrest Hits Facebook


This video of a couple hood dumplings going full dindu nuffin on their homeboy as he resists arrest in New Bedford has been making the fuck the po-lease rounds on the south coast.

It was posted by this guy, David Collazo.

A grown man with a chin strap and a flat brimmed hat who dresses like an extra in a 90’s rap video, and whose life goals include opening up a barbershop and never leaving New Bedford under any circumstances.

Nuff said.

I guess the cops got a call about a man with a gun so they were responding to that. The details don’t really matter. The cops were called to do a job, so just shut the fuck up, let them do their job, and stop being such a queef. I don’t know why the cops even bothered responding to them, since they owe these idiots exactly nothing.

Naturally the fuck 12 crowd was out in full force, but there was one woman in particular who caught my eye because she’s an old friend of SSTG.

Who remembers Betty Demoranville, AKA the Freetown Fap Weasel? She’s the oldest 32 year old skankatron in history, who insinuated that she was going to kill police because they were questioning her about selling drugs in a Walgreen’s parking lot.

Does this look like the face of a woman who does drugs and has a bad relationship with law enforcement?

Yes. Yes it does.

She had the whole ratchet resume:

  • Took regular kid names, gave them to her crotch fruits, and then inserted random vowels where they don’t belong? Check.
  • Claims DCF stole her raw dog trophies? Check.
  • Pursued career where she could dress in her pajamas and pretend she’s a real nurse? Check.
  • Uses “ride or die” filter? Check.
  • Refers to herself as “Queen B?” Check.
  • Perpetually “engaged” since 2016, even though she has no concept of what marriage is? Check.

I can see she’s clearly matured in the last 8 months since we last spoke.

LOL. Just kidding. She’s more ratchet than ever and luckily has taken absolutely no steps towards getting her poon polyps back. She’s still posting about dead cops, calling them pigs, and using the n word like it’s going out of style in ghettorific sentagraphs. And as usual, we’d love to have her on the live show sometime.


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31 Comment(s)
  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    September 20, 2019 at 12:54 am

    Let me preface this post by saying yes I fucking know already. However the the taint is your huckleberry and would 100 emoji….what what!.

  • Berkshire girl
    September 19, 2019 at 3:59 pm

    She has style. She has class. Just kidding, she’s a piece of trash.

  • If beef jerky had a face
    September 19, 2019 at 8:50 am

    It wouldn’t even be this depressing.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      September 19, 2019 at 6:22 pm

      And you win the internet today!……(me golf clapping)

      • Luke Fondleberg
        September 20, 2019 at 2:30 am

        Second!!! The motion carries!

  • Silencio Dogood
    September 19, 2019 at 2:46 am

    Miss Demoranville is the picture of gentile nobility, speaking with the feminine grace of an Emily Dickinson and as one who understands the power of a respectful silence. Where selfies feed her ego, giving her a sense of filtered being, she can be whomever she chooses, setting a refined style for women to follow, her every word important to the world wide web.

  • s pete
    September 18, 2019 at 11:19 pm

    jeez her mother must have done a shit ton of drugs and drank nonstop when she was pregnant!
    that’s not a face that should be adding more drugs to the mix.

  • Gutter Muppet Honey
    September 18, 2019 at 9:09 pm

    Where can I buy that “BITCH SQUAD” hat?

  • Finn
    September 18, 2019 at 9:04 pm

    She is gross and obviously has no life.
    I will be posting comments all day tomorrow defending my and Dick Scratchers honor because we are important people with busy lives.


    • Dick Scratcher
      September 18, 2019 at 10:02 pm


      Make sure you stretch your typing fingers, mate. We are going to comment so fucking hard.

      I would totally whip these imposters asses

      Off we fuck


  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 18, 2019 at 8:32 pm

    32? In what, dog years? Yikes, that face is in no way 32.

  • Cheese Hog
    September 18, 2019 at 8:31 pm

    Hi there, I’m a big fat unemployed smelly pig who spends all day sitting at home researching other pigs grosser than me to post about.
    Give me some clicks

    • whine to go with that cheese...hog
      September 18, 2019 at 9:42 pm

      “grosser”….?? really…
      no doubt you feel you have been “wronged” by TB somehow…
      maybe a cock..er cop blocker who has no teeth and is still wearing the same skid marked undies from 3rd grade…
      perhaps a smelly cooch welfare gravy hound in love with a “wrapper”…
      or maybe even an elitist leftist “educator” with Hubble size glasses upset cuz illegals are being treated…like…well..illegals…
      but try harder to bag on this site….bring your “A” game…
      “grosser”….?? lol

  • z
    September 18, 2019 at 8:26 pm

    I can see why UTB gets upset when the MSM steals these stories from this site.
    This story will probably be front page on the WTG but I bet they won’t give TB credit for breaking it.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    September 18, 2019 at 8:24 pm

    Sadly would.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    September 18, 2019 at 7:47 pm

    KFC an MacDonall’s! Where dis?

    • Burlando Castile
      September 20, 2019 at 2:02 am

      You know damn well the only place you can get KFC and McD’s is at a truck stop, Tyrone…and no you can’t use my phone.

  • J
    September 18, 2019 at 7:34 pm

    What’s with the selfie at the free clinic? Note the torn paper roll.

    • Alan Bohdiewicz
      AJ Alphonse
      September 18, 2019 at 8:22 pm

      Getting that STD panel done.

  • busta thymes
    September 18, 2019 at 7:27 pm

    remember when uneducated whites with any number of mental and drug problems just became good ol’ trailer trash rednecks…
    Thank you urban Black folk, for giving these poor bastards options…
    now illiterate white trash can pursue loftier goals thanks to talentless rap musicians..
    now we have ghetto white trash…but with a twist.
    Social activist ghetto chocolate white trash…
    talks rap black, acts rap black…wants to be rap black…and gots to “Fuck tha Police”….
    your welcome urban rap blacks, we gave you something, free of charge…
    our dregs…

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 18, 2019 at 6:09 pm

    “me and my man”

    She has a man? I figured she hasn’t had a man since running through the entire athletic department in high school, then graduating to 2 liters of Hennessy and 3 packs of Newport 100’s per day year-round for the past 14 years

    That face is the face of a whole lotta bad decisions over an extended period of time.

    Wood. NOT.

  • whatevuh
    September 18, 2019 at 5:53 pm

    if you look up the word “skank” in the dictionary, her picture is there . . . .

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    September 18, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    She’s still alive? Hell I figured by now she’d be dead. My eyes hurt after looking at her.

  • Cyril Figgus
    September 18, 2019 at 5:15 pm

    If erectile dysfunction had a face, it would be this fucking cunt.

  • Rawlings Gold Glove Series
    September 18, 2019 at 5:03 pm

    No real point to this post but gotta say, Betty’s face looking an awful lot like my 20 yr old baseball mitt. Yikes!

  • There She Blows
    September 18, 2019 at 5:01 pm

    Ambition in New Bedford has evolved from going to sea to harpoon whales to staying at home and harpooning your arm with meth. Happy hunting.

    • Luke Fondleberg
      September 20, 2019 at 2:34 am

      I believe there was a slight error with the name. I believe it would be more correct as: Thar! She Blows!!!

  • Bob
    September 18, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    Pointless article. Nothing really happened. I’m guessing that the only reason why you posted it, is because someone that commented had been featured in another article. Because besides that, there is nothing here

  • Billy B
    September 18, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    Another burden to society. What a low life group of shitheads

  • z
    September 18, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    Not you, but the “Videotographer”. And what was the point of distributing it to the world?
    I can see maybe you hoping the cops fuck up and you have something.
    But, there’s nothing there. All I hear is babbling by troglodytes and some moron talking about pizza.

  • Corinth Arkadin
    September 18, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    WTF is up with that chick’s face? Is it crushed or is she melting.

    No, I wood not.

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