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The Freetown Fap Weasel Is Living An Ultra Productive Life Taking Bathroom Selfies, Threatening To Sue Uncle Turtleboy, Can’t Stop Threatening To Kill Police Officers

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Earlier this week, SSTG blogged about this Emoji Ebonics fluent crypt-keeper from Freetown who took to the Facebook machine to air her displeasure with a couple of narcotics officers bothering her in the Walgreens parking lot because, well…..


‘Nuff said. Apparently she didn’t take too kindly to the blog, despite seemingly admitting to living in a drug house, which is definitely worse than anything written about her thus far.


Ok then.  Presumably after Diego’s blue magic wore off and she was able to work the Google machine again, she expressed just as eloquently her extreme displeasure at the blog written about her and her crazy crackhead hi-jinx.


Per usual, the heat fell right onto our fearless leader, who didn’t even write the blog in question. Thanks for your concern, Betty, but I can assure you the boss’s kids are just fine, considering their parents were magically able to maintain custody by not replacing all the blood in their bodies with sweet sticky black tar until they could pass for a Walking Dead extra on set.


Funny how that works. I think we’re in trouble, though, guys, because this lawsuit is going to be a doozy. I shudder to think of the formidable legal team this slag hag is going to be able to assemble, given her ultra productive life doing things like stumbling around the streets looking like Skela-whore, taking random midday shopping trips to the drug store in nearest walking distance, and videotaping police officers from the safety of her section 8 crack den while threatening to kill them, again.


I don’t know that I’ve ever witnessed someone so surprised that the cops drive Fords. I guess that’s what happens when you’re always too obliterated to notice the make and model of what you’re getting shoved in the back of in cuffs. Go figure.


When she’s not playing junked out Unabomber from the window of a third floor slum apartment, she’s begging for sex, and subsequently plotting her next act of infidelity,



So that’s time well spent.


She is really a force to be reckoned with. Betty, if you’re reading this, why don’t you come on Turtleboy Live this weekend? We can discuss your upcoming slam dunk litigation, and hell, if you want to, you can even discuss Uncle Turtleboy’s kids. Lord knows you probably know more about them than you do your own by now.


19 Comment(s)
  • Betty is nasty
    April 15, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    Betty is also a racist. She recently got banned fron Facebook for talkibg about how black peopke smell, shes glad she aint black. Etc etc. I have screenshots.

  • Ma, I think she's The One
    January 30, 2019 at 12:31 am

    She’s creamy and dreamy.
    Got that “come hither” look in her eye and knows how to dress for success.
    Wanna do bum stuff with her when she’s high AF. Then I wanna do it when she’s sweatin and jonesing in bondage. Make her safeword a phrase. “I want to go to rehab”. Guaranteed, even if she remembers it, she’ll never say it.

  • juror seven esq.
    January 27, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    Are you sure you have the name right? Is it Betty de Moranville or Betty de Moron ville? I’m thinking it’s the latter.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    January 26, 2019 at 10:43 am

    She should let her mustache grow in. Schwing!

  • Gutter Muppet Honey
    January 25, 2019 at 10:09 pm

    I thought Bettys selfie was a pop up ad for a free Obama phone.

  • Ungawah
    January 25, 2019 at 9:20 pm

    Once again Im blind! Just when I got my sight back, you featured here again…. Lucky for me I have a Braille keyboard. Good God my eyes! Please.. No more…

  • Petey Buliware
    January 25, 2019 at 9:07 pm

    You people are assholes. Betty is the real deal, she is good peeps. Her boyfriend is a tool, beats her mercifully. Wish she would leave him but what can you do. She blows all her bread on the fucker and all he does is eat her food, smoke her rock, and hit on her friends. But come on, Bets is as solid as they come. She got a really great since of humor too. She is mama bear with her kids though. Why u saying dcf, she neva lost her kids. Get your facts straight! (luv yah honey, told u Id do it)

    • The angry taint
      The angry taint
      January 25, 2019 at 9:47 pm

      you fucking loser, if you think she is good you need to lock yourself in the bathroom and rinse your mouth out with a loaded handgun

    • Wouldn't fuck her with your dick
      January 27, 2019 at 2:12 pm

      Tell that cunt to speak English. “Fawkin cops blah blah”

  • Dr Fingerbanger
    January 25, 2019 at 8:30 pm

    She might be the ugliest and nastiest thing I’ve ever seen. She looks like a cartoon character with AIDS

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    January 25, 2019 at 7:32 pm

    She needs to go away. Really, she needs someone with a brain to give her some good advice. She’s as stupid as she is nasty. My Lord she is disgusting. I bet she howls at the moon.

  • Fword fword fword
    January 25, 2019 at 7:03 pm

    Does she think cops buy their own duty vehicles?

  • Burger
    January 25, 2019 at 6:30 pm

    DeMoranvilles are known for 2 things, hard drugs and incest.

  • Wade Boggs Taint
    January 25, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    Dear God,
    Please let DCF take her kids so they have some chance at life.
    I want to be able to laugh at her rachetness but I can’t. She’s as pathetically sad as those abused dogs in the Sara McLaughlin video. What kind of future can you have when you peaked out of the womb and have been careening downhill ever since.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    January 25, 2019 at 4:18 pm


  • Burkhalter
    January 25, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    Begging her man for sex??? Jesus Christ she’s lucky he still has a sick after sticking it in that hole…. Im surprised there’s enough penicillin available to kill it.

  • Betty’s Toilet Selfie
    January 25, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    Those selfies make me sad.
    Those are the most depressing pictures I’ve seen since that one with the starving African kid being sized up by the vulture.
    Everything pictured in all of those selfies has a grand total value of about eight dollars.
    Poor, worthless, losers like Betty, even though they can be fun to laugh at, should stay out of sight of normal people because they fill us with sadness when we’re done laughing.

  • Really Nasty
    January 25, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    Ugly’s back, Vera De Milo style.

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