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The Haverhill Hog Jockey Berated Desk Girl, Called Cops On Tons Of Turtle Riders For Talking About Her eBay GoFundMe Scam, Refuses To Fill Out Blog Removal Form

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Yesterday I blogged about this Haverhill Hog Jockey who started a bogus GoFundMe after making up an obvious lie about being scammed on eBay out of Patriots tickets.

Obviously she’s lying since her story makes no sense, but let’s suppose she did get screwed out of tickets by buying off of some shady dude on the Internet. How is that everyone else’s problem? This is NOT something you start a fundraiser for. It’s a Goddamn Patriots game. If you lose your tickets then you buy new ones or you don’t go. You don’t ask strangers to pay for you to go to a freaking sportball match.

Well, Ms. Hog Jockey decided to make her way over to the Turtleboy Sports Returns Facebook page, which always is a wise idea, in order to tell us to get our FACKS straight. First she, and the hoodbooger express she brought with her, claimed that she used an eBay gift card to purchase the imaginary Patriots tickets.

Of course that simply couldn’t be true because eBay gift cards are backed by eBay, they would be able to read her gift card balance and tell her if someone had used it, and if it was they would replace it since that is their policy. Especially if her story were true that an eBay employee told her that the person she was buying off of was legit.

Then there’s the fact that she claimed she bought the tickets from a guy who wasn’t on eBay, which would make it pretty hard to use an eBay gift card to buy it off of him. She also said that eBay banned the guy who sold the Pats tickets to her, which would be pretty difficult since she said that he WASN’T ON eBAY!!

Here’s another obvious hole in that story. If a scammer really did get her gift card information, how would they profit off of that? Someone already paid eBay cash for whatever the balance was on the card. There’s no way the scammer could get to that. And if they didn’t have Patriots tickets to give you, da fuq would be the point of all this?

Oh yea, this story checks out.

Here’s the best part – she initially tagged Turtleboy in the post so that we would get to the bottom of it.

And as usual, we did. Turns out it was all a lie. Oops!! If you tag us because you want us to expose a ratchet for you, you should probably make sure you’re not a ratchet yourself. Just sayin.

She temporarily posted “proof” that she was scammed, but quickly took it down once she realized that would just make it more obvious she was lying.

The beauty of Turtleboy is that once they come to our Facebook page we don’t have to do shit, because turtle riders take it from there. And it turns out that Alicia’s got some Google trophies.

Oops!!

The Mingya meat gobblers showed up to defend her honor though.

How DARE you Google someone’s name to find out if they are in fact repeat criminals!!! That’s not what the Google machine is for!!

And especially don’t hold the fact that her Daddy is a violent felon against her either.

Finally Alicia had enough and announced that she was calling the cops……on EVERYONE!!

Finally the Haverhill Hog Jockey had enough and contacted us directly on messenger. Luckily Deskie was there to field her complaint. The first card she played was the “words make people kill themselves” card.

I’m sure the Haverhill Police are putting this case at the top of their list of priorities.

Abi did her job as she was trained to do by explaining the process of removing a blog, but the Hog Jockey didn’t like the sound of that.

Once she realized the form was a legit thing she agreed to take it like a BBC after too many Zimas.

Evidently Abi’s unprofessional commentary about her personal life and problems led the Hog Jockey to believe she was being scammed (again).

Gee whiz, if she had this kind of intuition with eBay maybe she wouldn’t have gotten “scammed.”

So Abi sent her the form as she requested.

After that the Hog Jockey stopped cooperating.

Which is too bad, because Abi was feening for some scissoring, and probably would’ve taken the post down had she just filled it out. Sad.

Anyway, the invitation is out there for Alicia if she wants to come on the Turtleboy Live show this weekend and tell her side of the story. I’m sure there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for all of this.

25 Comment(s)
  • Sir Wilfred Death
    December 8, 2018 at 4:57 pm

    Not only is she slim and under a deuce-and-a-half, but she has all her teeth. For Haverhill that’s an 11. I’d consider it but only if a shower is readily available.

  • Hilltown Gumshoe
    December 7, 2018 at 11:39 am

    Holy friggen Moses, daddy Shane Mambro sounds like a real piece of work:

    – 5’9″, 200 lbs, with a “muscular” build.
    – He’s at the Italian American Club in Hilltown on a Saturday night, and all he’s doing there is arguing with his girlfriend. They step outside, and keep arguing in the street. This is before 9 PM.
    – If this part of Haverhill isn’t technically The Acre ™, it’s close enough. In other words, it’s not a place you want to find yourself after the sun goes down…that is, if you’re not looking for trouble.
    – Mandingo and the woman continue arguing. Mandingo is so fired up he sees a completely random dude walking down the street across from them, and he’s so fired up he goes and beats that 42-year-old senseless. Then leaves him in the street.
    – He looks back to see the guy sit up, so of course he goes back to beat the shit out of him again.

    In sum, essentially he beat a complete stranger to within an inch of his life because he was all fired up from arguing with his girlfriend. SHOCKING that he would father a gal with a tenuous hold on proper civil behavior, I know…

    • Guido O'Malley
      December 7, 2018 at 2:02 pm

      Surprised that the prison sentence was only 2 years even with the guilty plea notwithstanding. Guy walking down the street minding his own business has his face rearranged by a repeat offender and comes within an inch of dying. Must have been an ace public defender who would accept that kind of deal rather than go to trial for probably the most open and shut case ever to be tried. This is why the rich and powerful pay top dollar for legal representation, talk about getting what you pay for… 6-8 years sounds much more in line with this kind of violent crime.

  • Bongo Drums
    December 6, 2018 at 10:35 pm

    If she lets me in the backdoor.. I’ll still make a deposit. I only charge 69% interest

  • Bill Clinton
    December 6, 2018 at 5:12 pm

    She could have made $300 from me in one meeting. Oh well.

  • JimmyD
    December 6, 2018 at 5:06 pm

    I don’t care what you say. Look at her. Perhaps the hottest girl ever to be written about on TBS. Of course she met her measly goal of $300.

    Alicia – I think I love you.

    Leigha Genduso, you’re out as my #1.

    • the crime dog
      December 7, 2018 at 9:32 am

      While I appreciate your opinion JimmyD….I have to disagree. Jenny Fernandes, the wife of that silly goose from New Bedford will always hold a place in our heart

    • Billerica firefighter gangbang girl
      December 7, 2018 at 8:30 pm

      Hi Jimmy

      Did you forget about me? Im way hotter than that skank and i put out! Just search Billerica on tbs

  • Turdchomper
    December 6, 2018 at 5:03 pm

    Alicia, you are a vapid scamming cunt. Feel free to print this out in triplicate; one for the police, one for your worthless parents, and one to staple to your giant fucking forehead.

  • Heywood Jalichmay
    December 6, 2018 at 4:12 pm

    Rap sheet
    Sleeve tat
    Haverhill
    Fiance who wears a chain outside his shirt

    Enough said.

  • I’m telling
    December 6, 2018 at 3:45 pm

    Cry baby cop caller!!!

  • Alicia’s random dog pic
    December 6, 2018 at 3:26 pm

    My wife got scammed on Craigslist over the summer. She rented a summer house for the week down in Truro and she did all the leg to surprise me. Our first vacation in years. Plus the first one with our then 15 month old daughter. We drove down there to find a parking lot. She paid through PayPal. However she never used PayPal before and sent friends and family. If I knew that I would’ve told hell no this sounds shady. Either way the guy disappeared and we got screwed. However as adults we sucked it up and moved on. I wish I knew I could whine like a little twat and beg people for money and recoup our losses. Oh well live and learn. Lol fuck this bitch. Now she’s planning the poor me I’m a victim bullshit. Life is really to tough for these kids now a days. They really should just walk off a cliff and end it. These millennials are soft as shit.

    • Assholes be takin’ our money
      December 6, 2018 at 11:07 pm

       We paid $12k for work to start on building a new garage. All the materials were delivered. The guy cashed the check and died the next day. No joke. None of the materials got paid for, so liens were placed on our house. The guy’s wife shut off the phone, closed the business, and took off. Lots of people got screwed. It’s tragic the guy passed away suddenly, but the wife is the one who fucked us all over. So, as adults should, we recouped our losses and moved on. Sure, we tried contacting her and stuff, but it became pointless to go any further. 

      (The liens were removed when we had the suppliers come pick up their materials.)

  • Matty Ice
    December 6, 2018 at 3:13 pm

    leads?  Yeah…Sure.  I’ll just check with the boys down at the crime lab.  They got 4 more detectives on the case.  They got us working in shifts!   

    Da fuq she think the police are going to do with this?

  • Turtz McGurtz
    December 6, 2018 at 3:01 pm

    Any chance Alicia Mambro will get ratchet madness consideration?? I know it’s gonna be a crowded field, but i see something special in this one. Looks like a normal girl on the surface, but to pull a GFM scam as mindless as this – i think she is full ratchet under the surface.

    • Haverhill honey cunt licker
      December 6, 2018 at 7:19 pm

      I would put her in the pound town bracket

  • Fred Knessl
    December 6, 2018 at 2:58 pm

    EBay has built their brand on “SAFETY” and “TRUST”. Back in the day people would pay with Money Orders and get screwed when nothing gets delivered. Since then, sellers need to have a major credit card, a Bank account, and only Paypal is accepted for most payments.
    Their Motto is: “The buyer is ALWAYS RIGHT”. Kinda like women in the #Metoo movement.
    The first thing that happens when a customer is dis-satisfied and fills out the form is a hold in the amount of the transaction is placed on the Seller’s Bank, Credit or Paypal account until such time as the issue is worked out. If no resolution is reached, even if lost in the mail, the Buyer gets refunded. If the seller doesn’t have the funds in their Credit card or Bank it can get ugly. For the Seller.
    Remember, with ebay, the Buyer is NEVER in the WRONG.

  • Captain Trips
    December 6, 2018 at 2:42 pm

    She made her $300 goal! Wonder what her next GoFund Me will be for. Probably typing it up now as she giggles about how stupid idiots will throw their money into anything!

    You have to understand the stupidity of the general public. I mean, they voted Lizzie Warren BACK into office!

  • Maggie the Cat
    December 6, 2018 at 2:33 pm

    They always get angry when they get caught. LOSER!

  • Enquiring minds want to know
    December 6, 2018 at 2:20 pm

    Is she Maude Gormans sister?

  • Fug em
    December 6, 2018 at 1:27 pm

    So.. No one else got scammed? EBay has no other complaints about this? Cause if she got scammed, you know at least a half million others did.. And the press would pick up on it.These stupid butches never learn, shut up take it down, and it goes away. Keep yapping and the web gets bigger… She needs a good screwing.. In all 3 places.

    • z
      December 6, 2018 at 2:07 pm

      What are the 3 places?

      Kitchen table?
      Back of the van?
      Down by river at the homeless camp?

      Her first story would have “Broke the internet” for days if true. It might have even destroyed ebay.
      People massaging the database to send buying info entry to a non ebay web site.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    December 6, 2018 at 12:52 pm

    Great job Abi!!

  • z
    December 6, 2018 at 12:45 pm

    Her story now doesn’t match anything with her GFM story. First it was on ebay and then the scammers page popped up. Now the whole thing was off the ebay books.

    How’d she find the scammer in the first place?

    If I’m understanding this:
    A. Someone got a hold of her gift card and spent it.
    B. She went to a web site that wasn’t ebay and bought tickets that don’t exist.
    C. ebay before she bought the tickets that don’t exist, told her the seller NOT on ebay was cool.
    D. She didn’t receive the tickets.
    E. She tried buying the tickets with gift card that didn’t have enough money to buy the tickets but someone already stole the card #.

    She had rotten luck. Sounds like she was ripped off by someone AND the scammer. And ebay is cool with
    using a ebay gift card off site and gives thumbs up to sellers not using ebay.

    Very confusing, and I’m probably wrong.

  • Dick LaBone
    December 6, 2018 at 12:25 pm

    And she met her Go Fraud Me goal! What the freakin H fuck…

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