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The Natick Dumpsterslug Is Still Spending Taxpayer Money On Really Vital Stuff


In case you were wondering what Katie Lanagan, AKA the Natick Dumpsterslug was up to…..

Well, that’s just great.

If you don’t remember her she’s the skag who sold her food stamps and WIC baby formula all over Facebook so she can buy smack while pretending to give a shit about her kids were being raised by other people in foster care. Then she started sending racial slurs to people who were sharing it and helping to expose this freeloading lardmuffin.

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Naturally this freeloading falafel is still spending the taxpayer’s money on really important things. Good thing we’re giving her food stamps. God forbid she just budget her money better, perhaps by cutting down on the genital piercings. Welcome to Massachusetts, and have a great Saturday turtle riders.



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36 Comment(s)
  • Corinth Arkadin
    March 18, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    You had me at “NaticK’.

    Where the infamous Mr. Piss Bucket, Cuffy, hails from:

    • Survivor030406
      August 20, 2019 at 8:50 pm

      Mr. Piss Bucket

      just wanted to let you know that your video made the rough cut of Episode 1419 of Ridiculousness and is presently slated to appear on television on September 1, 2019. Check local listings for time!

  • Kim Wescott
    February 25, 2019 at 2:09 pm

    Gross….just gross. And she announces it to the world, online, cuz she’s so proud of herself.

    I don’t know which I find more disgusted- the fact that she did it, or the fact that she’s proud of it.


  • Let me up, I've had enough
    February 25, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    The procedure was done at Stop & Shop. Someone had dropped a 5lb bag of flour – rolling her in it provided the easiest way to locate the target zone.

  • Puking in my mouth
    February 25, 2019 at 7:11 am

    How in the hell did the piercing guy not only find that Lardvarks pussy but manage to be near it long enough to pierce it without puking? Poor bastards probably really regretting his life choices right about now.

  • Fake News
    February 24, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    No one, and I mean NO ONE, was wondering what she was up to.

    Get some new material. 95% of this is from the last article, which you linked.

    Don’t quit your day job.

    • Real News
      February 24, 2019 at 6:48 pm

      You must be new here. I, and i speak for all of turtle boy nation, love when i see updates of past ratchets. It is heartwarming when i see updates, whether they be positive or ratchety Its like reacquainting with an old friend.

  • whatevuh
    February 24, 2019 at 8:33 am

    when she got that pussy piercing, I hope they clamped it shut. Can you imagine the look on the person’s face when she walked into the place and they asked ‘what can I do for you today’ ‘I want my pussy pierced’, ‘ummm, sorry we’re closed’

  • MetalmanBob
    February 24, 2019 at 12:08 am

    The last post says it all ho’s tramps n food stamps money sex n welfare checks…

  • Bob Kraft
    February 23, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    You do hand jobs or mouth?
    Because you’re HAWT!!!!!

  • Clitty Litter
    February 23, 2019 at 5:04 pm

    Clam must look/smell like a tuna can ripped open with a p38.

    The C-Litter is strong with this one.

  • Ozzy
    February 23, 2019 at 2:59 pm

    Hey Hugh- Bo Mont. A two by four.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      February 24, 2019 at 10:29 am


  • jamal khashoggi's healed stump
    February 23, 2019 at 11:55 am

    show us your “lanced labia” you filthy little cumdump

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    February 23, 2019 at 11:40 am

    How does one pierce a busted ravioli? Just curious…blech

  • DQ
    February 23, 2019 at 11:38 am

    Well the bright side is she didn’t post pictures of her pierced pussy.

  • Lcpl Terminal
    February 23, 2019 at 11:13 am

    She’s another asshole who uses Trump’s name in a manner that makes him look bad. That’s another problem with trash bags like this.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    February 23, 2019 at 11:11 am

    I’m sportin’ wood. Anybody else?

    • Big Wick
      February 23, 2019 at 5:31 pm

      Sorry, Hugh, but I wouldn’t f*** that Beefy Bunwich with YOUR cock!

      • Hugh-Bo Mont
        February 24, 2019 at 10:32 am


  • Scott
    February 23, 2019 at 11:02 am

    Massachusetts seems like a happy place. Does she know Cuffy, the greatest Natickite of all time?

    • Survivor030406
      August 20, 2019 at 8:48 pm

      Oh yes she does.
      She was up in Cufftards room a few times.
      Sorry no video.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    February 23, 2019 at 10:35 am

    Typical Trump supporter.

    • All of America
      February 23, 2019 at 11:15 am

      Take it easy Jussie
      I’m sure you can have Mom make you a sandwich before you go out and blow someone

    • Survivor030406
      August 20, 2019 at 8:45 pm

      Oh yes she does. She was up in Cufftards room a few times.
      Sorry no video.

  • Lena Dunham
    February 23, 2019 at 10:08 am

    Now that is what I call a fat ugly broad, I bet her cooze smells worse than mine. And please buy my book.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    February 23, 2019 at 10:04 am

    I wonder if the person piercing it wire a mask. No amount of scrubbing could wipe that odor away. Fucking Pig Bitch. “Oink! Taxpayers support me! ” Oink! Pierce me while my kids starve” “Oink! By my free shit so I can get my fix!” Fucking douche…

  • The Civil War Is Here
    February 23, 2019 at 10:01 am

    Our government is going to kill us all by going broke because of these animals. End welfare after 12 months, you only get 6 months if laid off even if you had that job for 25 years. Fuck these slugs, work or die.

    • Crispy C
      February 23, 2019 at 1:33 pm

      This is what I’ve been saying. Do the math; the ratchets are multiplying at a greater rate than people like us and teaching their kids to sit around, do nothing and collect government welfare. Forget about the deficit, if we were not even in debt, the math doesn’t look good. It will be interesting to see this country in 150 years or so. We’re going to need some time for this country to reach the tipping point, run out of money, government welfare ends, ratchets to stop multiplying, etc. And the people with SOME money are going to cash the fuck out in not too long and move to another country to avoid dealing with this shit.

      We are legit in trouble as a country.

      • WeRFuked
        February 23, 2019 at 3:39 pm

        150 years? No way. 50.
        We R Fuked. Sooner than that.

        • Crispy C
          February 23, 2019 at 8:57 pm

          Yea considering that they reproduce at such an early age I think you’re probably right.

    • GovSucks
      February 23, 2019 at 7:35 pm

      Forget piercing.. how about dys sews it shut. There’s a program that makes sense.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    February 23, 2019 at 9:58 am

    That was a classy post she made. Real class act

    • WeRFuked
      February 23, 2019 at 3:40 pm

      My mom posted when she got her’s done. Embarrassing right?

  • Francis Sidebottom
    February 23, 2019 at 9:46 am

    The land of the beautiful, the land of the proud

  • I See Dumb People
    I see Dumb people
    February 23, 2019 at 9:25 am

    This shit erks me to no end.. Its people like this slampig that make it harder for people who actually need the help ( use it as a stepping stone instead of a lifestyle) to get it.. Food stamps ,housing, welfare all those things are supposed to be temporary assistance as you work your ass off to get off assistance so it can be freed up for some other FAMILY that may be going through hard times.. This shit is not meant to be a lifestyle or life long help that isnt how help works… Its to help you save up and figure out how to fubction on your own and take care of yourself… Pigs like this is whats wrong with everything in this world

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