The Only Turtle Rider With Access To The Turtleboy Sports Facebook Page Is In FB Jail, Sign Up To Be An Admin For The Page

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Just a heads up – the Turtleboy Sports Facebook page, which is run by a lone turtle rider and has no affiliation with the blog itself, is apparently not gonna be posting today. Turns out the only guy with access to that page was suspended for 24 hours because of a picture he posted months ago that got flagged by Facebook bots. Should be back up around 11:30. In the meantime click here to like and follow Turtleboy Sports Forever, where we are also posting blogs.

Here’s the deal – we need other turtle riders to be admins on that page for when stuff like this happens. It doesn’t violate any of Facebook’s policies since it’s a fan page, and you’re all turtle riders Turtleboy. If you have a Facebook account and you wanna support the turtle, email us at turtleboysports@gmail.com and we can hook you up with the turtle rider who is running that page. We can definitely add a few. First come, first serve. Trusted turtle riders only.

7 Comment(s)
  • Larry Katayama
    January 30, 2018 at 10:33 pm

    WE, about a dozen of us, were following this blog pretty loyally for about a year. Then the DiDI and that other Dox chick started their crap. TB dude followed up soon after talking about a lawsuit against FB. We were all like, “way to go,” this is awesome, this site rules, fight the power (of FB) and looking forward to the future. Like many, we have waited and waited. We have asked for update son the lawsuit, even if just a passing mention, at least let us know. BUT ……………………… Nothing. A few of us asked nicely what was up with it. Nothing, the shit continues to happen. No mention of a lawsuit anymore, just whining that so and so got deactivated so and so got banned for 24-72 hours. e t c . We have discussed, and we are left with no other conclusion that the whole FB threat thing was a rim job from the start. We cannot fully support blow hardedness. It’s a sad thing to resort too. Us 12 have officially lost faith and have not been around so much any more. To bad, it was looking good. We guess that’s the preferred approach now, get waxed, deactivated, or suspended and bitch like a little bitch. We are wrong? How about a docket # which is typically public information. No?
    Sad sad sad.
    Don’t have to say it, we always “get fucked” anyway. We’re 4 puds and 6 bitchin love muscles, we just have different entertainment now while we do it! lol.

    “So what are we doing about it? Well we were gonna discuss it on Live tonight, but we’re taking real legal action. Our lawyer has already sent a demand letter to Facebook to have the page restored. They have 30 days to get back to us. If they don’t then we have to sue them. But if we sue in Massachusetts then Facebook will make a motion to dismiss since it says in the terms and conditions that you have to file suit in California. This means that we have to hire a California attorney, which our Worcester attorney is referring us to. The problem is that it’s going to be extremely expensive. We’re talking six figures.”

    On Howie Carr, “Yeah it’s a lot of money, but we’re not worried about that, it’s the point, we need to tame this animal (FB.) Yeah right, circle jerk.

    We are resolved to accept, TBS ended up being a bitch. SSTG should come join us, a real man’s man. Hey Judge, I am your biggest fan, hey the judge is a man’s man. But not TBS. Sorry, had som much potential.

  • T
    January 30, 2018 at 8:53 pm

    So anyone who claims to ride the turtle can read a tip we may send it? That’s a hard pass for me to message the page

  • Honkeyball
    January 30, 2018 at 4:05 pm

    Schadenfreude from the douchebags who got put on blast by Turtleboy. We didn’t see that coming like a sunrise.

    You must have gotten really butthurt when TB publicly embarrassed you, since you dedicate so much of your time trying to get a reaction from anybody you can.

    Bad news, bitches. We’re going to do it again and again and again because you’re ratchet cunts who will never change and are too stupid any useless to even attempt to change.

    So get used to it. Snigger (which means “suppressed laughter”… since you were probably too busy complaining about that word to answer it correctly on the GED).

  • Hugh Jass
    January 30, 2018 at 3:50 pm

    I’ll do it!! For $65k a year and $30k up front.

  • January 30, 2018 at 1:37 pm

    That’s got to be the funniest thing I’ve heard all week

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      January 30, 2018 at 8:25 pm

      Small things amuse small minds, i guess.

  • TortugaNino
    January 30, 2018 at 12:54 pm

    don’t have a FB and never have, but if I have been hearing you guys right that is a good thing when signing up for these purposes. More than happy to let zuck the cuck finally have my name if it means I’m helping the turtle, but would prefer to spend as little time actively on the FB if possible. inbox me fam.

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