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Look who’s right at the top:
Yup. The New England Patriots. They even put us above Trump Towers. That’s how much we own their brains. Better watch out Tom Brady – these hippie boycotts are VERY effective. We’ve been boycotted so many times and it’s really done a number on our readership and business.
Ya know what everything and everyone on that list has in common? They’re all winners. You wanna boycott the Patriots? Fine by me. Sucks to be you though because we’re winning the Super Bowl this year.
Don’t like the Cubs? I’m sure their World Series Champion 103 win season is gonna go up in flames now. It’s not like Wrigley Field and Gillette Stadium have a list a mile long for season ticket holders or anything like that.
Don’t want New Balance shoes because they’re the only ones who still make their shoes in America? Enjoy your blisters.
Don’t like PayPal? Have fun never getting money that your friends owe you.
Don’t like UFC? I heard Floyd Mayweather is coming out of retirement to duck and doge another guy no one’s ever heard of before.
Don’t like all those beers that appear at the bottom? Sucks to be you.
Ya know who else endorsed Donald Trump? The police. You should boycott them. Especially the next time you feel scared for your life, which will probably happen any minute now because you’re a pansy ass snowflake.
This is how stupid these idiots are. Anyone who thinks a real Patriots fan is gonna stop rooting for this team because our quarterback and coach voted for Trump isn’t really a Patriots fan. They’re just a SJW that pretends to like sports so they don’t feel left out.
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