Social Justice Warriors

The Psycho Reject Waitress Rhode Island State Rep Who Hates Men Is “Shocked By Insane Boozing” At Statehouse Cuz Some People Took A Shot To Celebrate Dominican Independence

The Psycho Reject Waitress Rhode Island State Rep Who Hates Men Is “Shocked By Insane Boozing” At Statehouse Cuz Some People Took A Shot To Celebrate Dominican Independence

4ba27317-991b-4352-b70d-f489eadcfdef (1)

Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.

Our Facebook page is suspended again, so make sure you to LIKE THE LOST BOYS OF TURTLE Facebook page to keep up with our latest blogs.

Our Facebook page is suspended again, so make sure you to LIKE THE LOST BOYS OF TURTLE Facebook page to keep up with our latest blogs.

Screen Shot 2017-02-01 at 10.32.58 AM





Last month we wrote this blog about a newly elected State Rep in Rhode Island who is by far the most obnoxious social justice warrior you will ever encounter. She was fired from her job as a waitress for sitting down at booths with customers and trying to push her radical agenda on them while they ate pancakes.


Screen Shot 2017-02-04 at 3.02.48 PM

She also said she basically hates men:

Screen Shot 2017-02-04 at 3.03.30 PM

Probably because the guy who knocked her up decided he didn’t wanna “burn capitalism to the ground” so he got the fuck out of there:

Screen Shot 2017-02-04 at 3.35.14 PM

She’s also the only State Rep on welfare:

Screen Shot 2017-02-04 at 3.33.12 PM

And according to her, all of our ancestors owned slaves:

Screen Shot 2017-02-04 at 3.39.23 PM

All of them.

Well, she’s back in the news again and pissing everyone off at her new job in Providence:

A new Rhode Island lawmaker said she’s surprised by the “insane amount of drinking” that goes on in the State House. Providence Democratic Rep. Moira Walsh told WPRO-AM ( on Tuesday that lawmakers have “file cabinets full of booze.” She described how they recently took shots on the floor of the House of Representatives to celebrate Dominican Republic Independence Day.

“It is the drinking that blows my mind,” she told a talk show host. “You cannot operate a motor vehicle when you’ve had two beers but you can make laws that affect people’s lives forever when you’re half in the bag? That’s outrageous.”

Screen Shot 2017-02-27 at 10.14.48 AM

It’s not uncommon for Rhode Island legislators to have toasts of alcohol during celebratory occasions. One of the biggest is next week ahead of St. Patrick’s Day. Nor are Rhode Island lawmakers alone in drinking on the job, though some other states have sought to curb the practice.

Walsh has criticized Rhode Island’s political culture before. She told The Associated Press late last year that “one of the things I’m personally very concerned about is I’ve heard rumors that there’s drinking during sessions. I don’t imagine that’s going to go over well with me.” She also said as “a low-income single mother” she was bothered that too much is decided at late-night dinner meetings where some legislators commiserate.

Joking with WPRO’s host Tuesday about the possibility of a police checkpoint outside the legislators’ parking lot, Walsh said, “I’m going to be the person who ruined drinking at the State House. They’ll love me forever.”


Fuck. This. Bitch.

First of all, she’s already playing this “I’m a low income single mother” bullshit. Yea, you are. Because you made a bunch of shitty choices. Instead of raising your kid with the sperm donor, you got rid of him because he didn’t meet your standards of being willing to “burn capitalism to the ground.” If you had a husband then you wouldn’t be low income.

Secondly, you just got there. It’s your first week on the job, and you’re already trying to piss people off and change the culture. This is probably the most effective way to ensure that pork doesn’t get sent back to your district. Effective politicians are effective because they’re good at making friends. Because friends do favors for friends. And down the line you’re gonna need people to vote to appropriate money to something your constituents need. And guess what they’re NOT gonna do? They’re not gonna help out the whiny ass SJW who took a fun work environment and made it miserable.

For fuck’s sake, when did liberals become such prudes? You people used to be fun. You guys were the party of sex, drugs, and rock n’ roll. That’s what made you appealing. Now you’re just the party of Moira Walsh. Look what she told NBC 10:

A champion beer chugger? They took one shot!! Because they’re adults. Russian children put vodka in their government corn flakes. Christ almighty, grow a pair!!

Look, this woman obviously is lacking social skills. Adults like to talk business over a beer. Adults like to take a shot to celebrate a milestone. Instead of adapting to the culture of her new workplace she’s complaining about it and “joking” about doing checkpoints outside of the Statehouse. She’s making life uncomfortable for everyone around her, just like she did as a waitress. Oh, you can’t make it out for dinner and drinks with your fellow legislators? Then don’t go into politics. Go back to being a waitress, and instead of arguing with customers just give them their home fries and shut the fuck up.



We urge you to support the Turtleboy Sponsors by doing business with them. Without them none of this is possible. Click on any of them to check out their sites or Facebook pages.

Screen Shot 2017-02-27 at 10.14.48 AM


Screen Shot 2017-02-01 at 10.32.58 AM

Screen Shot 2015-12-28 at 1.20.12 PM

Screen Shot 2015-12-01 at 10.29.56 AM

4ba27317-991b-4352-b70d-f489eadcfdef (1)

Screen Shot 2017-02-27 at 10.10.12 AM

22 Comment(s)
  • Apple mel
    April 20, 2018 at 11:03 am

    People seriously. This is why there has to be more required qualifications other then a pancake waitress to be allowed to make decisions/ laws on the public’s behalf. Another personal agenda she has is to raise the minimum wage for wait staff. Any decent server/ bartender knows that their tips are their livelihood and not their paychecks. All you will do is make small business owners have to drive up cost for customers so they can afford the cost of waitstaff. This shows that she must have sucked as a pancake waitress just as much as she sucks as a state rep.

  • Karl Cooper
    April 13, 2017 at 9:48 am

    This bitch. America is so fucked. What a shit pile generation.
    I leave the country for a while and you all run it into the ground.
    What the fuck are you guys doing over there?!

  • ZephyrCat
    March 8, 2017 at 8:04 pm

    I’m a strong believer in not hitting women. This, however, is a special case. It would be wrong not to smack a dabba doo this mentally deranged psycho.

  • True Reality Speaks
    True Reality Speaks
    March 8, 2017 at 7:51 pm

    Simpleton attention whore. Ignore her and she becomes even more irrelevant – like Old Balls

    • Turd Burglestein
      March 8, 2017 at 9:06 pm

      Old balls? Who brought me into the conversation?

  • Whatta Hore
    March 8, 2017 at 2:08 pm

    HOW the FUCK did this disgusting cunt get elected?? I thought we had it bad in Massachusetts but this bitch….Jesus Fucking Christ!! People like her make me sick. People like her need to be bound and gagged and thrown into a closet and forgotten about. The fact that anyone can think the way she does is gross as fuck. I pray that her coworkers conspire against her to make her a one term rep and on her last day her car skids off the road and catches fire with her in it.

    I’d still fuck her though.

  • March 8, 2017 at 1:27 pm

    I’d love to slide my tongue into her moist mound, what a MILF
    Call me I’ll spend all my time tongue timing you

  • Just the Tip
    March 8, 2017 at 1:20 pm

    The first picture of her in the blue tank top SCREAMS: “I’m Constipated!!”

  • profiling
    March 8, 2017 at 1:05 pm

    A blind man could see she is incompetent and mentally unstable.

    • KimberlyS
      March 8, 2017 at 1:43 pm

      How dare you make fun of the blind!!!!


  • Really?
    March 8, 2017 at 11:10 am

    YEA THIS WOMAN IS THE WORST. LET THEM GET SHITFACED AT THEIR IMPORTANT JOBS. It’s fine, definitely. Everyone should be allowed to drink at their jobs. This woman ruined everything!

  • KimberlyS
    March 8, 2017 at 11:03 am

    I actually think it’s pretty disturbing that she rants about how horrible men are while holding her son in her arms.

    That poor kid.

  • Big Daddy
    March 8, 2017 at 10:13 am

    I’d hit it.. .Just put some duct tape over her mouth so I don’t have to hear political/racially motived rants….

  • I Hate Stupid People
    March 8, 2017 at 9:24 am

    She probably hasn’t been laid in YEARS and she is mad at the world because she keeps running out of D cell batteries. Maybe she should get a plug in toy. I think someone needs to get drunk and “take one for the team” and give her a good pounding. She sounds like she needs one. Either that or maybe she needs a lobotomy. There is definitely something wrong with her.

  • Chris From Georgia
    March 8, 2017 at 9:00 am

    Who in their right mind would have voted for this horrible person?

  • ZephyrCat
    March 8, 2017 at 6:55 am

    Wood! After I smothered her face with a musty old rag soaked in chloroform.

  • whatevuh
    March 8, 2017 at 5:54 am

    I disagree with TB on this one, our Rep’s can’t do their jobs dead sober. There should never be any drinking in any state house doing the people’s business. They’re bad enough as it is . . . .

  • FatFingr Lou
    March 8, 2017 at 4:59 am

    I can imagine her peers in the legislature put her on some shitty committee that meets at midnight, then make her the gofer.

    Oh! Here comes no fun Moira, lets table whatever the fuck she wants, and adjourn to the Fat Cat lounge

  • She's a drag
    March 8, 2017 at 12:13 am

    If she doesn’t want to drink, DON’T DRINK, shut your pie hole and, for Christ sake, don’t be an asshole! I really want to know when people like this began to represent liberals. Oh and FIRSTIES

    • Linda
      March 8, 2017 at 7:25 am

      Wrong. You got sloppy seconds. Enjoy it.
      But you’re right on the shut your pie hole part.

  • lolwhut
    March 8, 2017 at 12:10 am

    Who the fuck voted for this twat?
    I’ll tell ya, I lean a bit liberal but the SJW crowd can take a long walk off a short pier.
    P.S. I also know several of the well known SJWs and here’s a truth about them: they DESPISE and FEAR the poors and peoples of color. They are the ultimate NIMBY folk.
    They just love to feel superior.

    • Talisman
      March 8, 2017 at 7:19 am

      It’s unbelievable to me that they promote this cunt. If she were a bible-thumping Pentecostal, she’d be laughed out of the chambers for her preaching, but because she’s an SJW, her views need to be considered and advocated.

Comment on this Post


Angry White Folk Are Calling This UMass Basketball “White Water” Video Reverse Racism
Jesse Jackson: Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson Is Worse Than Rosa Parks Bus Driver
Did Minnesota Vikings Fire Chris Kluwe Because He Supported Gay Marriage, or Because He Was a Liquored Up Idiot Punter?