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The Racist Norwood Spunktrumpet Got Another One Of Our Facebook Pages Suspended And She Shot A Trophy Out Of Her Baby Cannon Despite September Arrest

The Racist Norwood Spunktrumpet Got Another One Of Our Facebook Pages Suspended And She Shot A Trophy Out Of Her Baby Cannon Despite September Arrest

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Yesterday we shared this oldie but goodie blog on the Norwood Spunktrumpet on the Turtleboy Fallout Shelter Facebook page. You may notice that it’s gone now, because evidently she has reported it for……something. And the account that posted it was suspended for 30 days.

So make sure you like and follow our two other active pages, because who knows how long this one will last:

Turtleboy Refugees

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You may recall that when we first blogged about the Norwood Spunktrumpet, she claimed to be several months pregnant while sending black women on Facebook racially charged messages and threatened to fight them.

While pregnant. Jennifer Cobb is just such a legendary trainwreck. You can’t help but marvel at it all.

Well, by the looks of her Facebook page, she wasn’t lying about being pregnant, as it appears as if there have been shots fired from her baby cannon.

This despite the fact that she was arrested for the billionth time in Stoughton in September for drug possession.

She’s also more ratchet than ever:

The dog filter, Chicago Bulls hat (even with curved brim), and the middle finger mirror selfie. It’s like a starter kit on how to fail your GED test.

Hey Spunktrumpet, we do enjoy watching the trainwreck that is your life. But don’t fuck with our page, or then we’re gonna have to instruct people NOT to mass report your Facebook page. We’d rather it not come to that as we find your lifestyle extremely entertaining and look forward to working together in the future. You provide the material, we provide the blogs. Keep this up and you’ve got a shot at a 1 seed in the 2018 Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Tournament of Champions!!

19 Comment(s)
  • gayness
    October 24, 2019 at 6:42 am

    this is so played out

  • Dr. B. Ungpuncher
    December 21, 2017 at 2:32 am

    Stoughton? Nice.
    Not too far for me to go.
    So anywaze, getting that familiar tingle, like spidey sense but not exactly.
    It tells me she is in need of some help, some direction and a little bunz up/face down therapy. Yeah, some face-mashed-into-the-pillow, crap-chute-contamination-by -creme de la cruller-counseling is definitely required to address this young lady’s issues.
    As an aside, one of the benefits of these treatments is the marked reduction in opiod constipational instances and severity.

  • Heebie Peterson
    December 20, 2017 at 2:48 pm

    When is Ratchet Madness 2018? March?

  • Sloppy
    December 20, 2017 at 10:48 am

    Wow. I wasn’t aware that Chicago Bulls hat brims could bend. I thought they were made of 12-gauge cold-rolled steel.

  • Hair Club Time
    December 19, 2017 at 11:18 pm

    Sunken eyes & transitioning ?

  • PSAtime
    December 19, 2017 at 9:59 pm

    BTW – TV, on a dresser, next to the baby crib. Not safe. Move the tv and fasten the dresser with some safety straps.

  • Local real local
    Local real local
    December 19, 2017 at 8:10 pm

    why is she asking questions about a moving violation/drivers license question when she has a father that is a boston police officer?
    no that man isn’t your father or a detective on the BPD, no that is your “John”/Pimp. He tells you to call him “daddy” during your sexual acts. Please understand, because you call him “daddy” doesn’t make him your father.
    Easy on the bottle blonde, it is clearly seeping into your brain.

  • Rethuglycon
    December 19, 2017 at 7:29 pm

    There you go again, targeting another non-public figure with degrading harassment on Facebook and getting kicked off for it. It’s almost like a monkey who keeps picking the banana on the wrong side of a laboratory table and getting shocked over and over for it.

    • Dempocrite
      December 20, 2017 at 3:36 pm

      There goes another Communist flag-burner, spouting racist vitriol comparing people to monkeys. Modern Democrats are America’s anal herpes.

    • itsjustme
      December 20, 2017 at 8:20 pm

      Didn’t you read one of their recent articles, you can’t say m#nkey or a*e anymore because it is racist.

  • Yuck
    December 19, 2017 at 7:03 pm

    UGH, I would NOT – they don’t make condoms thick enough for that kind of risk. And with that face, she would make me go limp in a heartbeat.

  • Uncle Randy
    December 19, 2017 at 6:54 pm

    This bitch has a bigger forehead than me.

  • citypoint
    Stan the man
    December 19, 2017 at 5:39 pm

    Her upper arms look like a extra large steak and cheese sub.

  • itsjustme
    December 19, 2017 at 5:11 pm

    Isn’t she the one who called in to TB live, claiming she was indeed pregnant, smoking her Newport the whole time (you could hear her) and then denied she smoked? She seems so classy. I bet she is a great mother too.

  • Sheik Yerbouti
    December 19, 2017 at 4:26 pm

    She has an ass like a horse, but with that face she is now only fit to haul cabbages.

    I will arrange fights between her and equally ugly man-child females for the entertainment of rich men.

  • TJB
    December 19, 2017 at 3:54 pm

    Of course you can keep your plates. You paid for them, yo. And no worries about the license, its just the plastic one you have to turn in. If you get pulled over, just explain what happened, and the nice policeman will let you go on your way. If you really want to impress him, ask him the brockvegas question; Am I being detained? They love that one.

  • Vicxh
    December 19, 2017 at 3:26 pm

    I would not currently. Way too drugged out. Was nice earlier though

    • somethin fierce
      December 19, 2017 at 3:28 pm


  • burning rubber
    December 19, 2017 at 3:13 pm

    To answer her question if your license gets suspended in Massachusetts you can drive all you want and any way or place you want. You are no longer restricted to motor vehicle laws the same way licensed drivers are.

    Real drivers don’t need licenses, just a gas pedal and open road or sidewalk… whatevah

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