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There’s a new house for sale in Shrewsbury…….
RIP House of Many Cums.
You had a good run while it lasted. Vulnerable/suicidal 18 year olds everywhere had a place to run to where they’d receive free room and board by simply trading in what was left of their dignity to become a collar-wearing sex slave, and all the while Mom and Dad thought they were living in their dorm room. So many priceless memories…..
Whether it be arts and crafts
Outdoor fashion shows
Or just….hangin around….
Good times were had by all!!
But seriously – 4,000 square feet? Since when are we counting finished basements towards square footage. Especially considering what happened in that basement. At least from the looks of it the infamous red room where the magic happened is no longer red.
So residents of Shrewsbury no longer have to worry about imaginary black guys showing up at their doors for daytime home invasions. It appears as if the root cause of it all has left the building. Oh, and it’s safe to say that the great Shrewsbury pineapple drought has finally come to an end as well.
Stock up on Hawaiian pizzas now!!!
Anyway, the lessons learned here are:
- Don’t use your wealth to exploit vulnerable teenage girls for your own sexual gratification
- Don’t brainwash easily manipulated girl into becoming your slaves
- Don’t play the victim and contact the police and the news if someone shows up at your house, likely because of something you did to one of these girls
- Don’t scare the shit out of everyone in town by acting like you’re the victim of a random act of violence
- Don’t piss off people in town who will take pleasure in watching your demise
- Don’t piss off everyone in the BDSM world and get banned from conventions all over New England
- Don’t beg to become Internet famous in the BDSM world by bragging about how many followers you have, and then act surprised when people in town find your BDSM profile