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Tell me this isn’t a hidden turtle signal from the Massachusetts State Police:
There’s just no way possible the MSP weren’t trying to secretly contact us with this bait. Why else put the flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat WITH THE STICKER STILL ON IT??!! Why else would they put the hat on the evidence table? Why else would they post on Facebook about a relatively small drug bust from some dime a dozen shithead from Lawrence? Whoever the troopers were back at the barracks are obviously turtle riders, they saw “the hate” and immediately laughed and said, “this mother fucker’s going on Turtleboy.” And here we are.
In fairness, you could argue that the flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat constitutes evidence. Really, really good evidence at that. If I was on a jury and that thing was presented at trial, I wouldn’t even consider any other evidence. Guilty. Nuff said.
Everyone and their sister knows that we discovered the link between that particular hat and douchebags anonymous.
It’s our thing.
I feel like this was code to look into this guy or something. But his name is Hector Roman and he’s from Lawrence. Do you know how many Hector Roman’s there probably are in Lawrence? All of them.
When someone sends us a story about some ratchet and they’re Hispanic, I don’t even bother looking on Facebook. Puerto Ricans and Dominicans are the best at hiding their Facebook identities. White people and others often use their real name. Latinos know better. They frequently use some nickname moniker like “La Beba” or “La Colora” or some bullshit that makes them impossible for us to find them in their glory.
So yea, the second I saw the name “Hector Roman” I knew we weren’t finding him on Facebook. Nevertheless, shoutout to the MSP for sharing the hat. Means a lot that you ride the turtle.