Last month we identified two members of the bootleg backyard white boy rap group known as “War-raq” as being the instigators of rioting and looting in Providence during the black lives matter peaceful protests. In particular we noticed the Tapioca Tornado and Transgender Janeane Garofalo leading the chard to begin looting.
Well, they’re now being charged with inciting a riot.
I laughed so hard at this part.
The rap group — which police describe as a “gang” in the affidavit — has 20,000 views on a recent YouTube video, posted June 13. Its videos frequently feature members of the group suddenly jumping out of items like sheds or an upturned kayak.
Pallazo and Martinson did not comment on the charges when reached by Target 12. (A third member of Waraq, Devon Sweet, was also arrested on the scene for disorderly conduct but is not accused of inciting the riot.)
“What they call themselves, I couldn’t care less,” Providence Police Maj. David Lapatin told WPRI 12. “We’re going to hold them responsible if they want to come in as a group, or individually, into our city to cause this kind of chaos.”
And on that note, here is a compilation video of all the times the token black guy come out of his hiding spot and gets handed an iPhone in which to read the rap lyrics.
I feel like a proud parent. These are my ratchets and they’ve finally made the big time. It’s hard to jumpstart a burgeoning rap career without a charge, and inciting a riot is pretty solid street cred. They’re even listed as a gang in the official court docs.
To this day I still can’t figure out if these wigtacular Warwick bros are doing this because they think they’re good, or if it’s a huge joke meant to drive traffic to their page. Probably the former, but if it’s the latter I wanna be their agent. Check out their Facebook page. Some of the videos have over 2 million views! I don’t care if it’s a joke or not, that’s valuable real estate. Plus, they’re so bad that no one’s gonna harass whatever advertisers we brought in.
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