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The Tapioca Tornado And Transgender Janeane Garofalo Were Arrested For Inciting Riots At Providence BLM Protest, Immediately Gain Street Cred For Rap Group Waraq


Last month we identified two members of the bootleg backyard white boy rap group known as “War-raq” as being the instigators of rioting and looting in Providence during the black lives matter peaceful protests. In particular we noticed the Tapioca Tornado and Transgender Janeane Garofalo leading the chard to begin looting.

Well, they’re now being charged with inciting a riot.

I laughed so hard at this part.

The rap group — which police describe as a “gang” in the affidavit — has 20,000 views on a recent YouTube video, posted June 13. Its videos frequently feature members of the group suddenly jumping out of items like sheds or an upturned kayak.

Pallazo and Martinson did not comment on the charges when reached by Target 12. (A third member of Waraq, Devon Sweet, was also arrested on the scene for disorderly conduct but is not accused of inciting the riot.)

“What they call themselves, I couldn’t care less,” Providence Police Maj. David Lapatin told WPRI 12. “We’re going to hold them responsible if they want to come in as a group, or individually, into our city to cause this kind of chaos.”

And on that note, here is a compilation video of all the times the token black guy come out of his hiding spot and gets handed an iPhone in which to read the rap lyrics.

I feel like a proud parent. These are my ratchets and they’ve finally made the big time. It’s hard to jumpstart a burgeoning rap career without a charge, and inciting a riot is pretty solid street cred. They’re even listed as a gang in the official court docs.

To this day I still can’t figure out if these wigtacular Warwick bros are doing this because they think they’re good, or if it’s a huge joke meant to drive traffic to their page. Probably the former, but if it’s the latter I wanna be their agent. Check out their Facebook page. Some of the videos have over 2 million views! I don’t care if it’s a joke or not, that’s valuable real estate. Plus, they’re so bad that no one’s gonna harass whatever advertisers we brought in.


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44 Comment(s)
  • Rob
    July 6, 2020 at 11:46 am

    I’m confused is the confused gender person becoming a dude or a chick!?
    I feel soo embarrassed watching these vids I can’t even finish them! I do however fast forward real quick to see where afroman pops out from

  • I Got An Office Job at Barstool Sports For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women
    July 1, 2020 at 9:14 am

    Turtleboy that poor class valedictorian you shamed with her tweets just got unaccepted to her dream college because of you. I hope you’re happy ruining people dreams of everyone who ISNT alt right like you. Take off your clothes. Show us your warts. Get off your ass and help us fight against racial justice and create equality for all.

    • a
      July 1, 2020 at 10:03 am

      Another job well done by TurtleBoy, but which cumbucket was it?

  • Hockeyislife
    July 1, 2020 at 8:45 am

    Lol, all I could picture watching these videos was J-roc from trailer park boys and that this was just like straight out of a TPB episode

  • G
    July 1, 2020 at 12:14 am

    The Wes Walker pajamas lmao

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    June 30, 2020 at 11:02 pm

    I only see one LeBaron, Freddy.

  • Paul Shanley
    June 30, 2020 at 10:11 pm

    Some good old fashioned molestation is in order.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    June 30, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    It woulda been fun if they tried this shit up on Atwells Ave 30 years ago.
    Atwells Ave Shoeshine’s would be the order of the day for these fanooks!

  • Ben
    June 30, 2020 at 9:57 pm

    Wheres 860 Money Crew on this?

  • Puddintaine
    June 30, 2020 at 8:18 pm

    That dudes about as black as your average turtle rider, which is to say not at all. Secondly, the popping out of stuff all hard like is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a loooong time.The under the porch? Come on u cant say it ain’t hilarious

  • Boogaloo Dancing Team Sign Ups
    June 30, 2020 at 8:07 pm

    On a serious note, can we just light the powder keg and get the electric boogaloo 2.0 started already? I’ve got a few dance partners that are extremely talented & I’m always looking for more! I’m thinking red, white & blue colors for the recital.
    Location has not been determined but I’m always open too suggestions. I do have a few venues in mind, but like I said, suggestions are welcome and also encouraged! It takes a lot of planning to put on a recital and any input is appreciated.

    • U got issues man^^^
      June 30, 2020 at 8:42 pm

      On a more serious note I make 6 figures n trying to buy a new vette. Live no where near any of these assholes so I could care less about them jumpin out of whatever. No sense in a bunch of miserable pricks like yourself setting off a civil war cuz you’re pissed about what u see on TV. My life is absolutely tits right now n I worked hard for it. I’m sure there’s a lot of people on here who feel similarly. Really rather not have the country devolve into this bugaboo crap cuz you and tony the tranny here wanna fight it out. Calm down, relax. Shut off your tv. Shits probably not even 20 miles from ya n if it is, move. There ya go. N no one dies, economy keeps humming n I can get head in a new vette from some 30$ whore. We all win!

      • Jzzz
        June 30, 2020 at 10:18 pm

        Why don’t you learn to speak English instead of making shitty rap videos? I’m pretty sure “n” isn’t a word you dumb fuck.

    June 30, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    They are too rap what hottie and the blow fish were too rock and roll..

    • Snarky Pete
      July 1, 2020 at 8:22 am

      Gotta hand it to N.U.B.S. He’s not reading lyrics off the phone.

  • Sum Yung Ho
    June 30, 2020 at 7:00 pm

    Speaking of “jumping out of items”, the first time a stripper jumped out of cake musta been pretty fucking epic.

  • CONN
    June 30, 2020 at 6:43 pm

    This is the Warwick’s version of American Idol’s William Hung. LOL

  • Justice Roberts
    June 30, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    Inciting a riot is illegal? Who knew?

  • Norm
    June 30, 2020 at 6:19 pm

    Police Union Counselor: Tell me about the rap video.

    Police Chief: I saw him jump out from underneath an overturned kayak.

    Police Union Counselor: And how did that make you feel? It’s okay, this is a safe space.

    Police Chief: Well…it made me scared. I was scared. Those trousers.

    Police Union Counselor: That video was hell for everyone.

  • Joe from Mass.
    June 30, 2020 at 6:11 pm

    MCA is laughing/rolling in his grave.

  • whatevuh
    June 30, 2020 at 5:53 pm

    Mental retardation is a terrible thing. These wastes of oxygen have gone as far as they will go in life, it’s all down hill from here boys. What a collection of fucking retards, like sewerage running down the side of the street . . . . going nowhere

  • North of the Border
    June 30, 2020 at 5:53 pm

    These guys are in for the shock of their lives when they start getting serial assplowed.

    Then again, maybe that was their goal all along.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    June 30, 2020 at 5:53 pm

    This is what every kid you went to high school with who had a learning disability liked wrestling is doing now

  • D.B. Cooper
    June 30, 2020 at 5:44 pm

    That’s a few seconds of my life I will never get back.
    Fucking clowns. Bet the over that “Joshua “ gets assfucked into a diaper in a week if he does time

  • Captain Insano
    June 30, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    Yo, deez mofos are ganstas and harder than hard core. 100%. They are all street, man…Sesame Street..

    • What a friggin tool
      June 30, 2020 at 8:34 pm

      Your so lame dude. What are you like 60? Your comment is as lame as their video. seriously as an adult you wrote that n actually found it witty n comical? That shit is the lowest of low hanging fruit buddy. Rag on these turds all day but at least be original. God I’m almost embarrassed for you with that shitty as comment. You’re bringing the whole section down with that cheesy gay ass shit

  • RI
    June 30, 2020 at 5:15 pm

    Sorry boys, but Deer Tick will always be my favorite band from Rhode Island – now they rock.

    Their song and video, The Dream Is In the Ditch, magnificent!

    Take a page from their book fellas, or exit stage right.

  • Chip Striker
    June 30, 2020 at 5:13 pm

    They’ve cornered the market on special needs rap videos.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 30, 2020 at 5:10 pm

    I still love the ‘it’ with the camo pants in that pic. It’s keeping its arms crossed through the whole video. Either it just had breast implants put in or it ran out of heroin the day before, or maybe both!

    • Snarky Pete
      June 30, 2020 at 7:30 pm

      I always wondered what happened to Emo Philips.

    • Are you paying attention?
      June 30, 2020 at 11:48 pm

      That is ‘Transgender Janeane Garofalo’

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    June 30, 2020 at 5:00 pm

    Fools… The sad part is 10 years from now we will still be supporting the surviving members.

  • Mongaloid Factory
    June 30, 2020 at 5:00 pm

    The short busses these guys took to school each had its own short bus.

  • What's not to love?
    June 30, 2020 at 4:42 pm

    The videos are all groundbreaking butI think my favorite video is the one when they’re in the decrepit American Legion hall wearing pajamas and bragging about their obviously fake jewelry, making it rain with like $16. Their parents must be so proud.

  • Mr. Leahy, RIP
    June 30, 2020 at 4:38 pm

    They remind me of J-Roc hiding under his mothers trailer for a month for street cred so people think he’s in prison…

    • Detroit Velvet Smooth
      June 30, 2020 at 10:30 pm


      Philadelphia Collins: GREEN EGGS AND HAMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

      Mr. Leahy walking out of trailer: Phill, what the fuck are you doing?

      • Mr. Anderson
        July 1, 2020 at 7:45 am

        Those are the two boys who were whacking off in my tool shed.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    June 30, 2020 at 4:22 pm

    Reminds me of the movie “The Truman Show”, where people jump out of weird places trying to tell Truman that he’s on TV.

    • Crispy C
      June 30, 2020 at 4:46 pm

      Very underrated movie. It’s a shame Jim Carey got TDS and lost his fucking mind.

  • bill fleming
    June 30, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    These two tough guys will become butt boys for Bubba in prison.

  • Gangster Talk
    June 30, 2020 at 4:13 pm

    If I was their agent I’d tell them not to bail out and record the next rap through the telephone

  • randiguy2006
    June 30, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    Hmmmm… Aiden would KILL for 2M views.

    • Fecal Rap
      July 1, 2020 at 7:02 am

      The 2 million views are compromised of 3 groups of people 1. Those whom support mentally challenged, intellectually deficient kids, 2.Those attempting to ascertain if they are for real or just mocking rap, 3.Those that are just laughing at them.
      Aidan has Faithful Turtle Riders and Real Haters angry they have been shamed by Turtleboy
      People stop and gawk at horrible accidents that doesn’t mean they like it. Just Human nature to stare at tragic things and waraq is the proverbial “train wreck” of Rap.

  • Enrico Pallazo
    June 30, 2020 at 4:07 pm

    YOU’RE OUT!!!

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