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The Telegram Bringing Back Old Balls From The Dead Is The Saddest, Most Desperate, Pathetic Thing They Have Ever Done

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The Telegram and Gazette is a joke. Everyone knows that. But yet somehow they have found a way to emasculate themselves even more in the last couple of days. Because guess who they brought back from the dead!!!!


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Yup!!! They brought back Old Balls!!! You can’t make this stuff up. You just can’t. They literally fired him three months ago because he’s such a delusional, racist, old man from Sutton. Since they canned him Old Balls started his own blog that literally no one read. He even started a Facebook page with a whopping 38 followers. He hasn’t gotten a single like on any of his blogs in more than a month. Worst of all, he can’t even get any trolls. This is a guy whose sole purpose is to piss off right wingers and get them fired up at him. And he can’t even do that. It’s one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen.

But evidently the Telegram needed clicks, and so did Old Balls. So they made up and agreed that since the Telegram is just a page view whoring website with no integrity, they might as well bring him back. Because Jay Givan’s blogs can’t get people fired up by posting teacher’s salaries from West Boylston. Nah, that won’t due. They need a REAL asshole who can poke the bear. Someone really, really ridiculous and senile.

It’s just so sad, it really is. I remember growing up and thinking the Telegram and Gazette was this legitimate newspaper. But it’s really just a joke. It’s run by a Nazi named Karen Webber, who censors her most talented columnist (Dianne Williamson) when her writing doesn’t align with her agenda. They fire losers like Tom Caywood who have been there for centuries, because they have the audacity of asking for a standard of living raise. Then they replace them with inexperienced hacks like Samantha Allen who read Turtleboy Sports, copy and paste our stories, and then claim they “crowd sourced.”

The best part is how they use Turtleboy for page views. That’s the big reason they brought back Old Balls – the man has reptile on the brain. He can’t go more than a blog or two without ranting about us. When Joyce gets home from work and finds him spread eagle on the couch, pleasuring himself to Rachel Maddow, the first thing she does is whine to him about how Turtleboy is killing her diversity training business. So he writes about us and the Telegram cashes checks from Rotmans. It’s the reason they consider a $153,000 lawsuit by a totally NON CRAZY man named Gordon Davis, to be news. Because merely mentioning Turtleboy gets them clicks.

This is the state of your local newspaper.


Oh, and to make it even more pathetic, they’ve basically become propaganda for the McGovern Crime Family. They’ve given Dicky Rushton his own column called “point counterpoint” in which he argues about politics with some old Jewish lady. Even though he quit the City Council because Turtleboy made him, they’re still treating him like he’s some sort of elder statesman.


To make matters worse they’ve even brought in Ed Augustus for some sort of weekly “talk to the 10 remaining people who still subscribe to our newspaper” feature. These are people that they are supposed to be covering objectively. They’ve given them weekly features. They’ve completely gone off the deep end.

Oh well, at least this means we get to bring back the Old Balls memes. In due time Old Balls will be able to say that he is the only person to ever get paid from a non-paying job at the Telegram twice.

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8 Comment(s)
  • RSoxGuy
    April 7, 2016 at 4:30 pm

    Ahh yes, the return of old balls. The guy who claimed to be Worc’s #1 blogger, cowardly bet some one else’s money, then when he didnt even get the top 2 spots, he never mentioned it again.

    The same clown who claims to be the leader of minorities, from his house in all white Sutton.

    This is the same Old Balls who cries every time some one uses a screen name but it was ok for him to use keen observer, Timass, BillBP….

    This is the same OB who bashes Janice Harvey for winning more awards than himself… Ya, exactly.

    The same Old Balls who screams that white people just cant relate to minorities in the school system yet when asked if Sutton should only hire whites because the population of Sutton is %99 white, he tucks his tail and refuses to reply like a cry baby bitch.

    Ohh ya, theres also the times he gets all flustered because Joyce hasnt given him his Alzheimer’s meds and he threatens to beat people up while proclaiming hes in better shape than everyone in the state even though his hair is running away from his face, hes a midget and his jack-o-lantern teeth are falling out. But hes a real tuff guy. Just ask him.

    As for the TnG? Im not surprised. Its just another failing click bait, attention whoring paper with stories that TB covered days ago.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    April 7, 2016 at 12:07 pm

    Listen TB, because OB needs attention to stay relevant, at least in his own mind,,, ignore him. I would completely ignore his existence on the T&G. Sure, toss him a zinger now and then, but ignore his lunatic rantings. He’s just not worth it.

    Old Balls who? Oh yeah, he’s no longer relevant.

  • CurlyQLink
    April 7, 2016 at 11:17 am

    Fillet O Fish started it: So… here goes some ideas for a few more memes
    I loved riding the trolleys down Main St.
    Bring back Zayre’s Dammit!
    Where did RH White go?
    I remember when Col Knox rode through Worcester
    Putnam and Thurston’s? I had dinner there yesterday

  • Carlos Neighbor
    April 7, 2016 at 11:02 am

    I’d bet my mothers virginity that Baldino sucked some serious cock to get back on the t&g.

  • Fawn Liebowitz
    April 7, 2016 at 8:13 am

    Pleasuring himself to Rachel Maddow ? Is that even possible? Nobody reads the telegram and this racist asshole old balls isn’t going to change that.

  • Frogshit
    April 7, 2016 at 7:22 am

    Guess I’ll have to fuck with Old Balls’ mind again…. Ho Hum..

  • Eric
    April 6, 2016 at 10:47 pm

    Totally forgot about the Mosaic funeral today. They deserve a mausoleum in the TB graveyard.

    • Fillet O Fish
      April 7, 2016 at 5:57 am

      More quotes:
      “I used to buy my hats at Ware Pratt”. “Barnards had a decent selection of buttons” “THIS shirt? Bought it in 1964, why?”
      “My first job was for the WPA”. “Yes, I plan on being here when the paper folds.”

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