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The “Trump Said A Woman Had A Nice Smile” Story Is What Rock Bottom Looks Like For CNN And The Mainstream Media

The “Trump Said A Woman Had A Nice Smile” Story Is What Rock Bottom Looks Like For CNN And The Mainstream Media

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It’s official – the mainstream media has completely lost their minds. It’s simply remarkable what President Trump has reduced them to. I thought I’d seen it all, then I saw the HUGE breaking news today:

Stop the fight!!! He told a woman she had a nice smile? Like, in a friendly way?? Who the……who the fuck does he think he is??!! Just watch this carnage go down:

So let me get this straight. Trump was conducting business with some hotshot from Ireland on the phone. And then he invited the Irish reporter over, made friendly small talk with her, and told the person he was speaking with that the Irish reporter in the room with him had a nice smile?? Who the hell pays another human being a compliment like that? If that’s not rape then I don’t know what is.

It’s one thing when Buzzfeed puts something out like this. I mean, it’s friggin Buzzfeed. But CNN pretends that they’re a legitimate news outlet. And this is what they considered news. Guess this is all they’re left with after that whole “Russia made me vote for Trump” story blew up in their face this week, and they had to fire three people and retract a story.

Then again it kind of falls in line with the rest of what they’ve reported today. From hard hitting stories like, “what states did Obama travel to in his first six months compared to states Trump traveled to”:

Hey, fuck you New Mexico!! I’m not sure what I’m supposed to do with this information, or whether or not I’m supposed to be upset. But I’m pretty sure they’re writing about it because I’m supposed to be angry that Trump hasn’t traveled to California. Keep in mind, these are the same people who bitch and whine about how expensive it is for him to travel. Makes sense.

What else was CNN up to today?

Oh look, they’re trying to divide us!! LOL. This is the same network that pushes the “Trump is a racist” agenda. Meanwhile they are literally OBSESSED with race. Seriously, who would ever even think to commission a survey like this? You gotta be twisted in the head.

Oh, and then they had a panel of four hens clucking about how offended they were that Donald Trump said another woman had a nice smile:

Keep in mind that this is the same network that Trump has accused of being fake news several times. The best was when Jim Acosta wouldn’t shut up, and Trump thought he was from Buzzfeed so he called him fake news:

Since then Acosta has pinned to the top of his Twitter “We are real news Mr. President. #Realnews”. Then right after Representative Scalise got shot by a deranged Bernie bro Jim Acosta decided he would tell the world that Trump went to the hospital but did not visit him in the room. Shortly afterward he reported that his initial report was indeed fake news:

You cannot make this stuff up people. The guy literally tweeted out the first rumor he heard because it fit his agenda. The truth was irrelevant. This is what real news looks like.

Look, I’m no Donald Trump lover, but he is playing these mother fuckers like a fiddle. Holy shit, they’re doing everything he wants them to do. He treats them like his bitch, calls on Russian reporters ahead of them just to piss them off, and gets them to report on the stupidest things that no one cares about because he knows it will illustrate just how fake their news really is.

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24 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    June 30, 2017 at 1:27 pm

    I posed the question of what was so bad about paying a woman a compliment in one of those regressive Facebook groups. I was told that I – a liberal who voted for Hillary, am “part of the problem.”

    This is why Trump won.

    • Mackinac
      June 30, 2017 at 1:49 pm

      Ok buddy.

      You need some self-reflection time. Seriously.

      Your intelligence and resources are being wasted because you choose to not see other people’s points of view. You will remain stagnant if you don’t see this.
      Good luck

      • Wabbitt
        June 30, 2017 at 8:19 pm

        I’m wasting my intelligence by not buying into divisive identity politics and rampant victimhood? I think you may be the one who needs some self reflection.

  • Realist
    June 29, 2017 at 5:34 pm

    Your absolutely correct TB, No other news outlets sprinkle thier websites with fluff! Fox News would never, Neither would Breitbart!! Has TB jumped on the Trump train with both feet or what?

    • So long tortoise
      June 29, 2017 at 5:54 pm

      Breitbart?!?! Are you fucking serious!? Whoa! I didn’t realize this was a blog for fucking alt-right nut jobs! I’m so outtie!

      • Ghandi
        June 29, 2017 at 9:34 pm

        On your way out, do everyone a favor: Chomp down on a couple nice fresh ghost peppers. It’ll clear your thinking.


        • Mackinac
          June 30, 2017 at 12:59 pm

          Haha! So transparent. You got a bunch of uneducated mouth breathers following you. As soon as someone who isn’t a fucking retard joins the conversation you insult them with your idiotic comments that aren’t even relevant. It’s obvious these are not ALL real commenters. You think you’ve started this huge movement. This revolution! This shit is a fucking joke.
          When someone has an intelligent, valid, respectful argument you immediately cross them off as “liberal.” In reality, you’re chasing off potential strong allies in your cause. This is why you will ultimately fail.
          You blew up pretty fast, you will be nothing fast. You’re a trend.
          Your ego is getting in the way. You don’t really want to change things. You want to be 100% right and you want your followers to worship you. You’re a tyrant.

  • Pussy grabber
    June 29, 2017 at 1:02 pm

    I’m disappointed TB that we don’t share the same opinion on this. I truly enjoy your reading your blogs and I really hope that my comment won’t be viewed as just another “clucking hen.”
    When the president of the United States, who has a prolific history of making disgusting, degrading comments about women, calls a woman over just to compliment her on her appearance, it is wildly inappropriate! This is an educated, respectable reporter who just so happens to be an attractive woman. Would he have said this to a male reporter? No. That would just be fucking weird. I think it may be difficult for someone who hasn’t experienced life as a woman to understand how frustrating it is to be reduced to your appearance. You have to put this into context. This man has repeatedly judged women on their appearance only. EVEN OTHER FEMALE POLITICIANS! Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think Caitriona said that he also said that she was beautiful. How sweet! He should’ve grabbed her pussy while he was at it!

    • Long Arm of the Law
      June 29, 2017 at 1:42 pm

      So please lay out your plan for impeachment based on him complimenting a female reporter.

      I think some women have a stick up their ass, and you might be one of them.

      What’s next? Is he also a racist because the woman was white? Also a Nazi because she was blonde haired and blue eyed?

      • Pussy grabber
        June 29, 2017 at 3:44 pm

        Come on man. When did I say that I thought it was grounds for impeachment? I just said it was wildly inappropriate as it is. I really don’t have a stick up my ass at all. Seriously? This is your response? Awesome

        • True Reality Speaks
          Mirror Mirror
          June 29, 2017 at 8:13 pm

          He called out your vacuous post by making equally stupid analogies following your liberal logic – and he did it without virtue signaling or being a poseur.

          Long Arm of the Law +1
          Pussy grabber -1

          • Realist
            June 29, 2017 at 10:47 pm

            So eloquent, Very impressed!

    • bigdaddy
      Bill Clinton
      June 29, 2017 at 2:59 pm

      Did you feel better when I stuck a cigar in my intern ?

      • Hillary Clinton
        June 29, 2017 at 3:20 pm

        I’m just disappointed I didn’t get to join in the fun. You know I love other women.

  • Independent Thinker
    June 29, 2017 at 8:01 am

    These days you can’t even pay someone a simple comment without having others foaming at the mouth.

    The mainstream media fails to report real news. They are telling us what they want us to know. That is not a free press. They lie and manipulate, kind of what facebook does.

  • Wwy
    June 29, 2017 at 7:06 am

    Jew news since 1980. A little late but people are starting to get Jewish Pinocchio’s on t.v.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      June 29, 2017 at 7:33 pm

      Carlo – nice to see Joyce gave you your internet privileges back!

  • Bill Clinton
    June 29, 2017 at 5:03 am

    I would have said “Nice Tits” or “Great Ass”, the kind of compliment a woman enjoys, not something innocent like “you have a nice smile”, before I put her head in my crotch.

    • bigdaddy
      Hillary Clinton
      June 29, 2017 at 6:49 am

      And he really does respects women more than Trump does Thats the gods honest truth

      • Hillary Clinton's Pee Bag
        June 29, 2017 at 8:51 am

        He’s stuck with you all these years. The man is a saint.

  • Sloppy Seconds
    June 29, 2017 at 4:41 am

    Another #FakeNews story…

    Trump is talking to the guy who just won the election in Ireland, and there are a bunch of Irish reporters in the room. He’s explaining this to the guy in Ireland, calls one of the reporters over, and tells the dude in Ireland she has this nice smile… why? Obviously meaning she’s smiling because “I’m talking to you” (unsaid), and she must “really treat you well” (said) because she must support the guy on the other end of the phone.

    Anyone with half a brain cell and a modicum of common sense understands what he’s referring to… unless you’re suffering from that special form of dementia known as Trump Derangement Syndrome.

    • Savage Squaw Bitch
      July 1, 2017 at 2:26 pm

      Exactly. It’s like saying someone is fat and happy after eating a delicious meal: No one is calling anyone fat, the food was just really good. I certainly don’t understand how these psycho bitches are taking an acknowledgement of someone’s current facial expression as a comment on her female appearance. He didn’t say, “Hey, bro, some six-outta-tenner here is looking somewhat sexalicious and smiling at me because I’m talking to you. Damn boy, you better hit that shit before its hotness value decreases!” I swear, all these TV females “representing” all of us chicks in America are all a bunch of bullshit fakers. Lots of us are NOT like these retardettes.

  • Jack Mehoff
    June 29, 2017 at 2:32 am

    Do yourselves a favor: cancel your cable like I did. Then the liberal fucking assholes at CNN, MSNBC, ESPN etc don’t get your money. Then get a good adblocker like 1Blocker and avoid the pop ups and annoying ads.

    There are decent news sites like,, and of course that will keep you informed. Hulu, Netflix and other online services can provide boob toob entertainment if you like watching it, I’ve given up though. Many others. Use your own bullshit filter to determine reality.

    • Wabbitt
      June 30, 2017 at 1:28 pm is also an excellent news site.

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