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The UNH SJW Who Stalked And Harassed Fun People On Video Trying To Enjoy Cinco De Mayo Has Taken Down Her Facebook Because Turtleboy Teaches Valuable Lessons

The UNH SJW Who Stalked And  Harassed Fun People On Video Trying To Enjoy Cinco De Mayo Has Taken Down Her Facebook Because Turtleboy Teaches Valuable Lessons

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Last night we blogged about the UNH student who spent her Cinco de Mayo harassing white people who were having fun by getting drunk off Coronas while wearing ponchos and/or sombreros. She thought she was a real Internet hero. Then she became Turtleboy famous, and now her post is no longer up. So the video can’t be seen. As a matter of fact her entire page, which was previously wide open, has been almost completely made private. Because an army of turtle riders invading your page is no way to start off a Monday.

But the fact remains – we eat social justice warriors for breakfast. We expose them. We embarrass them for their embarrassing behavior. We call out frauds one at a time until people finally learn to correct their shitty behavior. This is how Turtleboy is saving the world from this miscreants, frauds, and liars, one blog at a time.

Danique Montique thought it was OK to stalk, harass, and humiliate people whose only crime was trying to have fun. She deserves every piece of scorn thrown at her, and she’s learned a very valuable lesson – Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle.













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10 Comment(s)
  • SJWhater101
    May 9, 2017 at 10:00 pm

    Another one bites the dust! Fuck this stupid bitch for stirring the pot, because it just boiled over on her and she got burned! More proof it doesn’t pay to make something out of nothing! Fuck SJW’s and their fucking decisive, hate-mongering/race-baiting bullshit!

  • John Kujo
    May 9, 2017 at 7:32 pm

    Ayyy lmao she brought it back up, delete nephew before you look like a fool.

  • Haley
    May 9, 2017 at 7:21 pm

    This is really sad.. not to mention that I personally know Mexican-Americans or Mexicans who have blonde hair and pale skin. Did she just assume that these kids were not of Mexican heritage based on their skin??

  • mystressovmayhem
    May 9, 2017 at 11:08 am

    Stupid bitch deserved what she got. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

  • Wormtown Kris
    May 8, 2017 at 10:15 pm

    Hmm… But she was fine with playing for a softball team called the Sachems, huh? No cultural appropriation there!!!!

  • Alejandro
    May 8, 2017 at 7:44 pm

    Nobody in Mexico would be offended at this. So, why does some american chick think she has to be the ultimate authority on who gets to enjoy MY culture?

  • Worcester Trap Queen
    May 8, 2017 at 4:54 pm

    Just like that girl who attacked the other girl at Hampshire because
    of her braids–As a woman myself, I know how girls are,
    I’ll bet this girl did this out of jealously.
    The girls are pretty and she’s a insecure weirdo so she bullies them.

    • Peet
      May 9, 2017 at 8:47 am

      Does that mean she just needs a good swiving?

  • Fry Danique
    May 8, 2017 at 11:34 am

    Perhaps, when someone complained about this dried-up cum-bucket posting their picture on said cum-bucket’s FB page, she realized that she (the dried-up cum-bucket) did something she shouldn’t have. Thank you to Victoria H. for calling her (the dried-up cum-bucket) out on this. I hope that you score BIG against this! She’s screwed!!!

  • Mark D
    May 8, 2017 at 11:02 am

    I can’t even imagine how much your life must suck to waste your time doing something like this. This chick sucksssss

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