Follow @TurtleboyNews on Twitter by clicking here.
Follow Turtleboy on Instagram by clicking here.
Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information.
If you like free speech and want to support what we’re doing, feel free to donate to the Turtle fund:
Hey fam – if you’d like to support Turtleboy and what we do here, feel free to hit the donate button at the top. We basically have to run this site like a Bernie Sanders campaign now since we’ve been blacklisted by Google and Facebook, due to the fact that rabid SJWs keep reporting our posts. Getting blacklisted by Google is a death sentence for most websites, since it’s much harder to monetize. And we all know the damage Facebook has done. We’re never going to stop fighting for free speech, but in the meantime the best way for turtle riders to fight back is to donate to the cause. Without you people none of this is possible. We love you all.
Guess who might be back…..
Ohhhhhh yeeeaaaaaa!! The Stanley brothers Uxbridge gypsy clan has been real quiet for a while.
No more exorcisms….
No more dance parties
No more firy sermons
No more rave customer reviews
No more chicks rubbing their coochies on Dennis’ truck outside of Uxbridge District Court…
No more advertising their gypsy F rated paving services on 146….
I still can’t believe this cult was a real thing that actually happened.
Well, evidently the Stanley brothers are no longer living in their mansion in Uxbridge. We found this out after this really sad Facebook post from a loving father was shared a few hundred times…
As funny as it is to laugh at these gypsies, it’s pretty sad what they’ve done to some of these families. This is a real, actual cult. It’s a gypsy on steroids who has convinced a haram of vulnerable 20 year old chicks that he is a prophet of God. It’s like the House of Many Cums, except with less rope and more disco.
Well, we noticed someone in the comments said that he knew where the Stanley gypsies moved to…..
Of course they moved to Woonsocket.
So we did a little search to confirm…..
And then we had one of our reporters head to 276 Providence Street in Woonsocket to see if it looked like the new Church of End Times….
Just look at those heavy drapes….
Oh yea, there’s some exorcisms going on in there.
Plus the driveway…
A pool, a leather couch, a bootleg poker table, and someone apparently living in the garage.
Oh yea, this is definitely new and improved Church of End Times. Plus, peep the hat….
That is a David Stanley hat if I’ve ever seen one.
My question is, can we join the church or what? We’ve been trying to become parishioners for five years now. What’s a brotha gotta do to join this cult?