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The Uxbridge Gypsy Church Apparently Has Moved To Woonsocket And They Still Have A Haram Of Missing Women Who Might Be Playing In A Kiddie Pool

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Guess who might be back…..


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Ohhhhhh yeeeaaaaaa!! The Stanley brothers Uxbridge gypsy clan has been real quiet for a while.

No more exorcisms….

No more dance parties

No more firy sermons

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No more rave customer reviews

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No more chicks rubbing their coochies on Dennis’ truck outside of Uxbridge District Court…

No more advertising their gypsy F rated paving services on 146….

I still can’t believe this cult was a real thing that actually happened.

Well, evidently the Stanley brothers are no longer living in their mansion in Uxbridge. We found this out after this really sad Facebook post from a loving father was shared a few hundred times…

As funny as it is to laugh at these gypsies, it’s pretty sad what they’ve done to some of these families. This is a real, actual cult. It’s a gypsy on steroids who has convinced a haram of vulnerable 20 year old chicks that he is a prophet of God. It’s like the House of Many Cums, except with less rope and more disco.

Well, we noticed someone in the comments said that he knew where the Stanley gypsies moved to…..

Of course they moved to Woonsocket.

So we did a little search to confirm…..

And then we had one of our reporters head to 276 Providence Street in Woonsocket to see if it looked like the new Church of End Times….

Just look at those heavy drapes….

Oh yea, there’s some exorcisms going on in there.

Plus the driveway…

A pool, a leather couch, a bootleg poker table, and someone apparently living in the garage.

Oh yea, this is definitely new and improved Church of End Times. Plus, peep the hat….

That is a David Stanley hat if I’ve ever seen one.

My question is, can we join the church or what? We’ve been trying to become parishioners for five years now. What’s a brotha gotta do to join this cult?

27 Comment(s)
  • jason
    September 9, 2018 at 6:56 pm

    please do more investigative work on these freaks. Its truly fascinating

  • woonsocket rocket
    September 4, 2018 at 11:58 am

    I live right near that house and they’re always having yard sales, like multiple times a week. selling weird toddler toys and clothes….weird

  • Gagr
    September 3, 2018 at 2:28 pm

    I know David and Dennis. They are pure evil pedifile’s. Watch out….

  • Chris
    September 2, 2018 at 9:59 pm

    Looking at realtor.com, house on prov St. Last sold 1 Oct 15. So they have to be renting. Would be great to contact the actual owner of the house.

  • Kh
    September 2, 2018 at 2:32 pm


  • Judge dread
    September 2, 2018 at 12:26 pm

    I’m wondering what kind of drugs (other than religion) these dudes use on their cult members. I’m guessing it’s a shock force cocktail of lsd and ketamine.

  • bowel movement
    September 2, 2018 at 11:00 am

    This guy looks like he got his moves through the sons of Italy \ VFW wrestling circuit…. trying to mimic the likes of Dusty Rhodes in his tight little outfit and quuef blown hair. Very sad for the kids forced around these douches.

  • Captain Trips
    Bill 'Have a Cigar' Clinton
    September 2, 2018 at 9:14 am

    I’d like to share a cigar with some of those youngsters

    Just sayin…..

  • Henry Fool
    September 2, 2018 at 8:33 am

    they have suspicious shrubbery.

    • the knights who until recently said ni
      September 2, 2018 at 6:12 pm

      Obviously, we need non-suspicious shrubbery…

  • West of Boston Stud
    September 1, 2018 at 5:58 pm

    That entire bunghole alley stretching from 146 south thru Woonsocket is rife with the sort of weirdos who would buy into this sort of hocus pocus religious freak show.

  • Please Prossecute
    September 1, 2018 at 1:44 pm

    They are carni child molesters… He brags about it.He told me when they did my driveway that a 7 year old twat taste like sugar. Kill them assholes.

  • Turtle Follower
    September 1, 2018 at 1:40 pm

    Please read this… Turtle Followers..

    I know David Stanely. He DOES sleep with under-aged, girls whose brains have not developed yet. Please shun him out of your town. Wish we could deport him.

  • American!
    September 1, 2018 at 1:32 pm

    DO NOT TRUST THESE GUYS AROUND YOUR KIDS!!!! Do not trust their work either…. I was hoping they were in prison..

  • Been Burnt by the carnies allready!
    September 1, 2018 at 1:29 pm

    These Douchbags did my driveway. They tried to get me to “obey them and join their church where I could have “Unlimited Virgins if I paid extra” My drivewqy sucks now. Do not trust them…. I have since learned that you are supposed to dig down and lay a base which they did not. They fuck Children>>>

    Go ahead and join their cult. Woonsocket is so dumb, they will eat up their carnie shit.

  • Uxbridge Towny
    September 1, 2018 at 12:24 pm

    Do more research on these guys. The houses in Uxbridge are still active. Kept up and cars in driveway including some yellow ones from their DC fleet. No activity on Zillow as far as sales. I believe they’re still there. The church on 19 Industrial Ave has activity too. They’re not out of Uxbridge quite yet!

  • Astroturf
    September 1, 2018 at 8:51 am

    That’s definitely Rhode Island. The dad should be more proactive, higher an investigator to confirm her location and that she’s alive. Are the Stanleys really ethnic gypsies or do they just move a lot?

    Why are their so many sleazy people in the paving business?

    • Hughbo Mont
      September 1, 2018 at 11:08 am

      LOL They don’t look like they’re of Romanian descent to me.

  • ThisIsMySarcasticTone
    September 1, 2018 at 8:51 am

    Funny, I was just saying the other day how MA needs more female led cults. It’s just a shame there’s no one taking advantage of these helpless, horny early 20 guys out there. I mean some of this is a real issue, the demographic is being totally missed out on.

    Vermin Supreme 2020

  • WeAreFucked
    September 1, 2018 at 7:32 am

    These guys could have had it made – been normal, successful guys – if they just worked what they were given by daddy. Driveways Corp could have been huge under the right management. It was a great small business to begin with. A little college educated business smarts and they’d be doing multi-million-dollar state contracts. The heck with this fake religion stuff. They could’ve financed a home for teen runaways and not had to go into hiding. By the looks of their house and vehicles, they aren’t doing too bad.

    Love their Baptism pool. Blow it up. Fill with tap water.
    “Get naked. Get in. Be cleansed of all your sins little girl…”

    • Degenerates
      September 1, 2018 at 9:58 am

      You’re right they could have been successful in theory, they had all the tools and opportunity. I’d seek out government roadway paving contracts, like you said. We forget that’s what makes a degenerate a degenerate, they only see an opportunity to slack-off until the wheels come-off and they have squandered everything.

      “how many years can we party and screw-off until we lose the business then the house then get diagnosed with diabetes and liver disease?” “8 years! cool I’m in”. says the ratchet family.

    • Big L.. Looozas
      September 1, 2018 at 3:19 pm

      Betting they have all those young women collecting SSI and whatever else or working shit-jobs and all the money is controlled by Brothers Douchley.

      Stanleys look like extras from the movie Joe Dirt, how does anyone fall for their sillyness.

    • phillip j mckracken
      Phil McKracken
      September 1, 2018 at 8:29 pm

      Don’t fool yourself. The Stanley’s have been south central Mass pieces of shit for at least 40 years. Burn these two metrosexual pedophiles

  • Twat Tickler
    September 1, 2018 at 7:18 am

    Are these clown dicks still rolling 30 deep to Patriot Diner every night at 3am? They were when living in Uxbridge

  • Mashy Nipple Lick
    September 1, 2018 at 6:43 am

    Why do these weirdos look so top heavy? Their legs make them look like oddly formed dwarfs. WTF?

  • Bill Clinton
    September 1, 2018 at 6:23 am

    Hey, the brothers got a good scam going which gives them near unlimited access to free pussy. Why you gotta ruin a good thing?

    BBL I gotta call the Energizer

  • phillip j mckracken
    Walter “I’m not a creep” Bird
    September 1, 2018 at 6:03 am

    Hey guys. Wally here. As you may have heard, I’m a media mogul of sorts. If you would like assistance cleaning up you and your cults public image, I would certainly be able to help. We can discuss compensation privately.

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