There’s A Guy On Top Of Union Station Garage Threatening To Jump
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So this is happening right now:
Don’t do it man!! I’m not happy about the Red Sox either, but there’s a lot to live for. Chick Fil-A is opening up in Worcester any day now. Jemele Hill got a 2 week suspension. Sarai Rivera is getting tossed out of office in a month. We got free yellow bikes everywhere. Turtleboy just went over 100,000 turtle riders on Facebook!! Come on down and we’ll give you a free t-shirt. Promise.
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22 Comment(s)
No one cares, he probably voted for Trump.
LET HIM JUMP!!! LET HIM JUMP!!! LET HIM JUMP!!!
Oh Jeff hardy is there anything you won’t do a swanton bomb off of
Jemele Hill got a 2 week suspension? For what?
Now THAT is real news!
Im a turtlerider and i want a t shirt
People sometimes just want to change their lives but don’t know how. Pray for this person. Somewhere there is a solution.
Thank you Steven, for a kind and compassionate comment. Who knows what this guy might be going through? There but for the grace of God go I.
TBS would be so much more enjoyable without the juvenile, callous comments.
Offer him a young hot hooker, if he comes down.
swan dive, and make it good!
To the jumper….. you know a lot of people down here don’t think you have the balls to, Oh look he’s flying!
The complete lack of compassion and empathy doesn’t surprise me . It disappoints me , but it’s human nature . The fact that all the commenters use screen names shows the level of cowardice that is pervasive in Worcester society.
“Do a flip.”
I give it a 3.5… His legs came apart and he bent the knees at an improper angle… Also missed on the landing… disappointing all around.
The real issue is, if your life sucks this bad, I don’t give a fuck if you off yourself, go do it, just make a big splash, who the hell cares? I’ve got bigger issues in my life to worry about, then some stupid ass killing himself
I wouldn’t use a name dude wants to off himself let him how dare you shame other people because he wants to die what’s wrong with this world why is there no compassion for people that actually want to die lol
Reminds me of Scary Movie: “What’re you waiting for, huh? What’re you waiting foooor?”
“What am i waiting for? What am I waiting for?? FUCK YEEEEEW!”
What a dumbass. At best he’s going to be paralyzed and then he’s going to wish he was dead and won’t be able to do it and he’ll be stuck begging someone to pull the plug for the next 20 years. Tell the clown to go up higher next time.
Hope his demands include a Market Basket in Worcester.
Market Basket doesn’t pay out graft, so no.
And if you think this city won’t hold up Chick Filets licensing you’re crazy. Watch.
Its likely a junkie. The one-time cleanup cost of brain matter on the pavement is a small price to pay for the lifelong series of social welfare handouts we would be saved from.
You will be judged with the same measure of mercy you give to others.