On Saturday night, as I laid my head down to drift into a peaceful night’s sleep, my husband decided to turn on Netflix’s new documentary “Behind the Curve”,
thus effectively ruining my ability to sleep and cranking my blood pressure by several points, because I fucking HATE “Flat Earthers”. And they hate me, I’m fully aware, judging from the reaction I got on the last blog I wrote about one of them. I’m more than OK with their hate, because the approval of a bunch of tin foil hat wearing borderline schizophrenic cult lemmings doesn’t even make a spot on my list of priorities, never will. Destroying these lunatics with my words does, however, and Netflix definitely re-stoked that fire within me. The entire thing is a good watch overall, but rife with the ravings of narcissistic mental patients. And I found the first 30 minutes or so painfully difficult to watch, thanks to this fucking moron, who’s presence on my television screen gave me the burning urge to punch it until the glass shattered and mangled my fist.
His name is Nathan Thompson, and he runs the Facebook group “Official Flat Earth & Globe Discussion”, with a staggering following of more than 120,000 mental deficient social rejects.
Which he fancies to be a “serious scientific page,” despite being dedicated to discrediting actual science in favor of easily-disproved bullshit fringe theories that equate to the literal antithesis of science.
Spoiler alert – he’s heavy on the “mute” button in the group.
He’s a fucking nutjob, and a con artist, and watching him bounce a ping pong ball off the a sledgehammer while prattling off the elements of the periodic table and touting his self-proclaimed superior powers of memory like the coked-up bro version of fucking Rainman brought me closer to homicidal urges than I would like to admit.
I fucking hate this guy.
So what does it take to be qualified to lead a mass following of lemmings over the proverbial cliff back into the dark ages, when the earth was still considering a frisbee floating in space, ghosts in your blood was the diagnosis for 99.9% of all disease, and women could be stoned to death for showing their ankles?
Obviously, the world is built upon the back of a great turtle that is himself standing on a firmament created out of the consensus of beliefs of the majority of North American native peoples prior to 1492. You see, its like a Tibetan Tulpa thingee, sort of a thoughtform made real, by Cherokees and Navahos and Lumbees (Well, maybe not Lumbees – they just drink and hang sheetrock) and all. If you say one word against this truth Trickster Coyote will take your form, drink 2 fifths of Jack Daniels and drive your car in circles around the nearest Sherrif’s office, leaning on the horn with a Flat Earth model mounted on the hood.
Touche, flat earth believing mental patients.
And that’s the Nathan Thompson model of indoctrination.
Unsurprisingly, all it takes is an internet connection, tenuous grip on reality, a gaping hole where adult responsibilities and relationships should reside, and a blind willingness to fill that hole with paranoid schizophrenic musings. And boy, does Nutjob Nathan like to muse on shit that makes no fucking sense.
Holy meth addiction, Batman! What a waste of time!
But I suppose when you’re a drunken vagrant loser living out of your car, time becomes a surplussed commodity. In addition to scribbling out the formula for an involuntary psych commitment to the Nth degree, Nathan spends his time live streaming himself getting kicked out of various public locations for accosting random strangers with his full force crazy.
You know you’re a serious scientific mind if you end up on World Star Hip Hop!
When not ruminating on the conspiracy that the government is lying about the shape of the earth, just ‘cuz, he’s also convinced that his girlfriend is an agent of Satan who drinks blood.
That’s normal – they seem like a lovely couple. I bet they’re a real hit at weddings!
And despite seeming to think he is some sort of Messiah, blabbing endless about the Bible and God on his dark and mentally fractured psychedelic trip of a Facebook page, he sure appears to just be a drunken idiot of a frat boy who couch hops and lives out of his car at 33 years old.
Check out party Jesus, here to keg stand his way to illuminating the masses!
He also has the criminal record of a drunken vagrant loser, including convictions for fraud, public intoxication, and DUI.
So he seems like a reputable guy. Especially considering the only “job” he seems to have held any time recently is some sort of salesman for an app called legal shield, which is a multi level marketing scam.
….Which he somehow managed to get fired from, anyway.
So that may be driving his commitment to propagating his conspiratorial bullshit everywhere he goes, just a bit. He is, after all, selling pamphlets and shitty merchandise for outrageous prices, in lieu of getting a real job.
And nobody seems to really like him, anyway.
I suspect this a common theme in the Flat Earth movement – totally unemployable cuntmuffins preaching paranoid hysterics for profit. He’s not the hero that Flat Earth needs, but he sure as fuck is the hero they deserve. Although, he seems to be in some sort of internal struggle with another one of the mental patients spearheading this illustrious movement, and it is hilarious.
I’m not saying that this guy is definitely addicted to snow white Columbia go-go dust…but…..
It would make sense.
What he’s referencing in his “Apology” post is the most gloriously ratchet taped exchange between a perpetually unemployed conspiracy bro and his polygamist former friend,
who looks a lot like a homeless dude that paces the sidewalk muttering to himself about all the pipes bursting at the cemetery and asking strangers for change and smokes.
Nathan vs. Earnest = Everyone wins. Holy fuck. What a bunch of clown shoes. I’m not going to attack the whole idea that the earth is flat all over again, because our readers are smart. And besides, there are no stupid ideas – just stupid people. Nathan Thompson, you quite possibly may be the fucking stupidest, congratulations!
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Great article.
Thanks for this article. It surely will be repped when i kick nathan thompson out the flat earth. Video coming soon.
Youtube
Tim osman
Link to that video please. Hoping it was made. Thanks
I’m not really sure at what point swearing, name calling, and trying to discredit someone became things people were interested in reading. You seem like a very sad individual, and if you are still wasting your time hating anyone in the world, you should start living life❤️
They have nothing to fear except sphere itself.
You read it, so you’ve no recourse in bitching about it being written. Typical flerf.
Another thing we can thank liberal Democrats for : closing state mental hospitals.
This guy needs a commitment.
To all of you Flat Earth retards, please, go to the edge and jump the fuck off.
You won’t be missed, because your parents hate you too.
Pretty cool that a guy that you can’t stand is more successful than you. I see the correlation. Jealousy. Projecting your hate for truth on the messenger…nice!
You’re projecting in order to protect your own hurt pussy feelings. Nice try. Why assume you’re more successful? You’re clearly not.
1. I don’t live in my car, I drive my car to my actual job, from my actual house, where I then earn an actual paycheck.
2. No DUIs, fraud or public intoxication on my record.
3. I’m married to a man I have never felt the need to publicly accuse of drinking blood.
4. I don’t believe in crazy theories debunked ages ago in a vain attempt to nurse my frail ego into believing I am some sort of super special keeper of esoteric wisdom.
But tell me again how Nathan Thompson is more successful than me?
He’s got a pretty rocking beard; I’ll bet you don’t.
Seriously, though, nice article. He’s a loon and no mistake.
One thing: his facebook group is mostly globers checking it out and trying to correct mistakes.
Also, *whose. 😉
Plus, that handwriting is to die for. 😀
Don’t engage with these morons. It legitimises their lunatic arguments.
Ships disappear over the FUCKING HORIZON because even the surface of water is curved by gravity!!! If the earth was flat we’d see them for fucking ever.
Oh, and we went to space and took infinity pictures of Earth.
Oh, and every single other body in the observable universe is spherical, because….physics.
You sure did your research. I fucking hate this guy too.
i like conspiracy theories but this is just stupid. can we please just send this guy and all his followers into space and forget them. oh and Randal can go with them.
So all the photos of our big blue marble earth, taken by USA, Russia, China are what? Photoshop? I think he should prove it with a go pro camera taped to his head and jump off the ‘flat’ edge.
I hopped onto the Turtle due to the Maude story, so I somehow missed Nina Frost. What I liked best was her attempting to compare the single globe “theory” (NASA) to all these other so-called enlightened civilizations with their respective origin stories, completely ignoring the fact that they all are in the distant past. (Japanese? I hardly think many 21st century Japanese ascribe to the Flat Earth belief.) I found it amazing how much hate you received from that, Bristol. They must have had a concerted troll campaign. This Thompson guy, though, I almost feel sorry for. Either he’s seriously mentally ill, or some sort of savant. (Or combo of both.) I must say he has exceptional penmanship, and the backward writing is just plain creepy. How can we call the mother ship to take them back home?
Empirical Fact # 1 out of 200 : The Natural Physics of Water is to find and maintain its level, Water Never Curves. If The Earth were a Supposed Ball we should be able to see and witness curved bodies of water. Can you show me a curved lake? Can you show me a curved ocean? Water Naturally ALWAYS seeks to find and maintain its level. ALWAYS !
Empirical Fact # 2 out of 200 : NASA (Rob Simmons) admits and confirms Every Single Picture of Earth from Space is C G I = Computer Generated Images = Photoshop Cartoon Pictures. NOT ONE REAL Picture of Earth from Space Exist.
Empirical Fact # 3 out of 200 : The Michelson Morley Experiment 1887 tried to prove earth moves / spins and it failed. It Concluded this earth is Motionless.
Empirical Fact # 4 out of 200 : The Michelson Gale Experiment 1903 tried to prove earth moves / spins (again) and it failed (again). It Concluded that this earth is Stationary (again)
Empirical Fact # 5 out of 200 : The Airys Failure (aether drag test) Experiment 1871 tried to prove earth moves / spins (again) and it failed (again). It concluded that this earth is not moving at all (again)
Empirical Fact # 6 out of 200 : The Bedford Level Experiment 1838 tried to prove this earth Curves at the rate of 8 inches per mile squared (Calculation for Curvature) and it failed to prove Curvature. It concluded that this earth does not curve at all.
In regards to curvature based on the measurements provided by ALL THE SPACE AGENCIES AROUND THE WORLD (which is 8 inches Per Mile Squared), We still HAVE NOT been able to Detect ANY Curvature Neither from Ground Level or Sky Level.
Empirical Fact # 7 out of 200 : The Natural Law of Weight and Density is what keeps us on the ground. Gravity is still classified as a theory / assumption / speculation and has never been proven to be true in any small scale experiment till this day in human history.
If Gravity were real, you can make water stick to the exterior of a spherical ball. Can you make water stick to a ball? because if you could that would be called “Gravity”. Also if Gravity were real, Airplanes, Balloons, and Birds should not be able to fly in the sky in any independent direction. Airplanes, balloons, and birds should be stuck on the ground if “Gravity” were real. The Fact is that you will NEVER EVER EVER be able to find the word “Proof” and “Gravity” in the same sentence.
Empirical Fact # 8 out of 200 : The Sun is NOT 93 million miles away (Super Far). With simple Trigonometry you can triangulate the distance of an object and confirm that the sun is an estimate 3 thousands miles away (Super Close and Localized)
Empirical Fact # 9 out of 200 : The Worlds Communication comes from Ground Based Technology, 99% of International Data are transmitted through Submarine Cables. For other means, we use High-Altitude Balloons, Planes, and Drones Towers, Antennas and Parabolic Reflectors.
Now In This Era, Our Eyes can distinguish an Authentic Photo from a Cartoon/C.G.I (Computer Generated Image). If you search on Google Keyword: ” Satellites” and then filter it to “Images” you will Discover that There’s NOT 1 Real Satellite Photo ANYWHERE.
Empirical Fact # 10 out of 200 : The World Record For Worlds Deepest Hole Ever Dug was done by The Russians in The Kola Superdeep Borehole of 1970. We (Humans) have yet Til’ This Day not been able to conduct an Experiment to Drill/Dig a hole deeper than 8 miles deep to Observe the Core of Our Earth to be having it propagandized in Our History and Science Books as Legitimate Truth when in reality the Earths Core has not been Proven.
Look Into / Research Well Respected Book Turned Audio Book that came out in 2015 called : ” 200 Proofs The Earth is Not a Spinning Ball By Eric Dubay. Every Single Proof is based on the Scientific Method and has gone through the 5 Steps of The Scientific Method becoming 200 Empirical Data/Facts. ENJOY THE AWAKENING !!! ” THE TRUTH IS LIKE A LION, ONCE RELEASED IT DEFENDS ITSELF “.
Water curves around a sphere in space when acted upon equally by the force of gravity. You very first fact is demonstrably wrong!! LOL
Quoting Eric Dubay the yoga instructor with no scientific credentials shows a lack of intellect. Eric says you can see Polaris from 23.5° south.
Come on down and show me. No Flat Earther ever has, you gonna be the first?
Here’s a hint. Saying something is a ‘fact’ doesn’t make it a fact.
Review my words and conclude for yourselves whether what we all are saying is true or not. (Even though if you do not believe what I say which is all FACTS based on the Scientific Method you can research / look into what I am saying and try to debunk EMPIRICAL PROOFS/FACTS.
Evidence: the available body of facts or information indicating whether a belief or proposition is true or valid. Suggesting something may be True.
Vs.
Proof: Establishing a Fact or the truth of a statement based on Legitimate Evidence. As it removes the doubt on the issue showing it can not be any other way.
There is Only Two Ultimatums when it comes to Science. Either you follow Natural Science or you follow PesudoScience.
The Scientific Method was created to determine what is Real or Fake based on What is Observable, Measurable, Testable, and Repeatable = Natural Science (Look it Up, its a Fact)
PesudoScience is based on what is : NOT Observable, NOT Measurable, NOT Testable, and NOT Repeatable. (Big Bang Theory, Theory of Gravity, Theory of Evolution, Theory of Relativity Etc.)
Every Single Experiment Conducted to Prove our Earth Moving / Spinning or Curved like a spherical ball (Pear shaped w.e.) has FAILED Til’ This Day in Human History. There is 200 Proofs based on the Scientific Method that CONFIRM This Earth is NOT a Spinning Ball in Outer Space, This Earth is a Flat and Stationary / Motionless Plane. There is NOT ONE SUCCESSFUL EXPERIMENT TO PROVE MOTION OR CURVATURE !
How can people that believe the Earth is a Ball get side tracked with all the other 198 Proofs, that they FORGET The Two PROOFS THEY WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO PROVIDE and that is:
Send me a Link to a Source that Shows me Proof that can be Demonstrated on an Experiment based on The 5 Steps Of The Scientific Method = “Natural Science” = “Real Science” to Confirm Curvature?
Send me a Link to a Source that Shows me Proof that can be Demonstrated on an Experiment based on The 5 Steps Of The Scientific Method = “Natural Science” = “Real Science” to Confirm Motion/Spinning?
Til’ This Day Gravity remains as a Theory (Not Observable, Not Measurable, Not Testable, Or Repeatable = Pesudo Science = Fake Science) that CAN NOT be Proven on any Small Scale Experiments. The Natural Law of Density (is Observable, is Measurable, is Testable, is Repeatable = Natural Science = Real Science) on the other hand can be demonstrated and proven in abundance of experiments. Why is it that we have let go of common sense and believe in a Magical Force that CAN NOT BE PROVEN?
So the main question to ask oneself is : Have We seen a REAL Picture of Earth? Because NASA themselves ADMITS and CONFIRMS The Pictures of Earth are all composites of Fake CGI = Computer Generate Images (Cartoon Pictures) that can be Debunked using Photoshop. Furthermore, after 26 Years of supposedly orbiting Earth, why has The Hubble Space Telescope been unable to do a simple 180 Degree Turn to capture a full image of Our Earth
If We Landed on The Moon, Why is The Flag Moving/Waving on The Moon when The Moon has 0% Of Oxygen / Air to allow that to happen??? Why did Astronaut Don Pettit from NASA admit and confirm that NASA purposely destroyed 13,000 reels of Telemetry Data? (The Supposed Technology that got them to the moon to begin with) Why is Every Single supposed Moon Rock given to Museums is confirmed to be Petrified Wood?
Also Modern NASA has been Caught in Countless Space Walk Videos with Bubbles in Space !
How can there be bubbles in space, when space is suppose to be an Vacuum? GO AHEAD GOOGLE: ” BUBBLES IN SPACE “.
I am NOT a Religious / Biblical Type but I want to Clarify One Thing. If you believe The Earth is a ” Spinning Ball or Planet, then it is MANDATORY that you believe you came from Apes because Both Lies go Hand in Hand.
Now if you say Earth is a “Planet” but yet you say that you believe you were Created, then you must understand that you are being hypocritical with yourself (Contradicting yourself, not being completely honest with yourself) because you can not believe in both Ultimatums in order to be able to attain “Genuine Truth”.
The Earth being a Planet that’s spinning is a THEORY like Evolution that both go hand in hand to Protect this 500 Year Deception. Just how we know for a Fact after Intensive Investigation that Our Earth is not Moving or Curved like a Spherical Ball, we can as well Investigate Evolution and Ask:If “Evolution” although it has not been Confirmed or Proven to be True, “Is a Fact of Life”. Why is it then that There Has NOT been ANY OTHER Major Evolution since us “Humans” ?
You Think I was born to Know the Earth is Flat? I Graduated in 2008 and I believed in everything you believed up until I was 25 Years Old. I am 29 Now. I started off with Looking into 9/11 how it was done by the Government because “Jet Fuel CAN NOT Melt Steel Beams” and the way the Tower Fell Down was Indentical to a Controlled Demolition. Then I looked into the Chemicals they are putting in Our Food and Lastly I am open minded enough to look into the Official Moon Landing and Find Out it was Fake.
You Can Not Discredit Information just because it comes from YouTube, Facts are Facts no Matter what. In This Age of Information Ignorance is a Choice, and I Sir Refuse to be ignorant. I have and forever will leave 1% of Skepticism in Me in case Everything I have been taught to believe is True, is Actually Not.
If I ask you a simple question I will be able to leave you speechless. Give me One Fact based on the scientific method that can confirm this earth is a spinning ball in outer space? In The Pursuit of Legitimate Truth One Must Stick to Facts, not Assumptions / Theories. As you can tell we are not sharing our own thoughts, we are sharing Scientific Empirical Data / Facts / Proofs that confirm this earth is not a spinning ball in outer space and YOU can verify for yourself. I’ll end my statement with some Empirical Facts.
There are truths – and then there are “facts” that only a lib/democrat/sjw could believe.
Did you vote for Hillary or sit it out ‘cuz Bernie caved?
I consider myself a Democrat and I don’t believe any of this bullshit.
OMG just shut. Up.
Why does it matter so much for you guys to be right? Why do you people insist on putting this into unrelated conversations?
Eventually, you’ll learn that this really doesn’t matter and all that energy could have been put towards something more productive like cleaning up trash or getting vasectomies.
The only things germane to the ramblings of Jermaine are (1) his listed “Empirical Facts” are absolute bullshit, and (2) Jermaine is absolutely batshit crazy. These are the ilk of those who persecuted Scientists like Copernicus and Galileo, among others. It’s one thing to be a skeptic; it’s a whole greater animal to have such a huge collection of toys in the attic.
You got THIS stupid in only 29 years?
Impressive.
For the first time, we actually agree on something, Randall. These Flat Earthers actually performed a miracle and aren’t even around to take credit for it!
You don’t know the scientific method from your own ass
Great Copy/Paste.
Next time try thinking for yourself instead of parroting Yoga Dipshit Dubay.
I’ll debunk your curving water for you immediately. Have a look at a droplet of condensation. What shape is it? Oh shit, love, it’s CURVED!!! Now tell me again how water ‘never’ curves.
Just a bunch of attention whores, that’s really all it is. They have another million members all around the globe . . . . wait, what?
If each member sent him a dollar a month, what a scam.
At first, I considered him just a Nutjob. When he was talking to the NASA guy, he reminded me of the other turds, the ones that constantly harass the police.
When he was crying in his car about his girlfriend drinking blood, I actually felt a little bad for him. And spouting off all the Bible verses to try and prove that his girlfriend really shouldn’t be wanting to drink blood? Seriously?
OMG….then he went on air with the polygamist and the other guy, I almost lost my shit. I couldn’t even watch the whole thing. What a total fraud and loser. But it appears that he lives in CA, so I guess that explains it all.
Trustfund kids plus $5 words plus any stimulant class drug equals flat earth. Science.
Welcome back Bristol. Great article.
I should have just kept my spherical theory to myself….my bad
I’m thinking he’s gotta be making money off this. I mean, why else keep it going? He’s obviously a slick scammer, im sure he isn’t disclosing the donations. Might be time for IRS to check out his tax records?
Who was the smoking hot MILF?
These people (conspiracy theorists) just want attention. I’m not sure it’s worth giving it to them.
It takes a lot of narcissism to believe you are just some genius smarter than everyone else in prior history that has used science to move discovery of this universe forward. If this guy ever met me in a Target parking lot he’d be in for a rude fucking awakening. There is more to discover on the back of science but going backwards and finding the earth is flat… it just isn’t one of them.
What’s with the Mr. Moto glasses?
This guy is a moron, but my real pressing concern is, did Bristol’s husband pay for her by the pound or did he luck out and find her in the trash?
Neither – I pay him.
The dumbing down of America continues at a torrid pace.
This guy and that Mankey chick with the Joe Strummer Combat Rock-era haircut should definitely fuck.
Good Gawd, Pete, be careful what you wish for! Can you imagine the resulting spawn? There is no cure for EITHER of their kinds of stupid. (But, in their own ways, they certainly are entertaining!)
Hi!
ROTFL! (& Rimshot)
BUT, to be fair to you, Kid, you GOTTA be smarter than either of those two wackadoodles.
LMFAO….Thats all I got, still LOL…..
120,000 Facebook followers?
Is that alot?
TB must have that, no?
Weak sauce Randy