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These World Star Calibar Water Street Fights Are The Reason Why Turtleboy Doesn’t Miss Going Out On Friday Nights Anymore

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Sometimes it can get depressing thinking back about the good ol’ days when you had no responsibility and could afford to get drunk, stay up all night, and sleep till noon. Then you see videos like this from the weekend on Water Street and realize you’re not missing anything except for loud mouthed morons, greasy pizza, and people getting in street fights with tasers:

What country is this? This is what Water Street has turned it into? I thought closing down Jose Murphy’s ended these sort of shenanigans? That was like the ghetto Blair Witch Project. Then there’s this clip of two classy broads exchanging fisticuffs in the middle of the street:

I’m sure they were fighting for a really good reason though. Ya know, like one of them heard that the other one was talking mad shit. Something really important like that.

To the guy screaming “we live” fifty million times over and over again, I don’t think you know what “live” means. When you record something and post it on Facebook later on, that’s not the same thing as live.

And just in case anyone was wondering who the biggest bad ass in Worcester is, it’s this white guy right here:

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He hit a whole bunch of people while they were down on the ground. He’s like, so tough. Nobody mess with him. There is NOTHING worse than the guy who asserts himself into a fight that has nothing to do with him and then paces up and down the street like he just invaded Poland.

Then you’ve got the camerman bragging about he “stomped these n words in the face one time,” as if kicking a stranger while he is lying helpless in the middle of Water Street is some sort of badge of courage.

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Is this fun? Is this why people go out now? I understand that fights happen sometimes when people drink, but why do we have these skags pulling each other’s hair on Water Street and some other guy running around tazing people? Can’t people just get drunk and text all their ex-girlfriends like the good ol’ days?

Stuff like this is the reason Turtleboy started going to the Blarney Stone back in his hay day. Because shit like this doesn’t happen at the Blarney. Drinks were cheap and stiff and the worst thing you’d have to prepare for was some Clark chick lecturing you about your white privilege.

Anyway, next time Joe Petty tries telling you how wonderful Worester is and how safe our streets are, remind him that he’s clearly not talking about Water Street. And then show him these pictures:

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That’s the real Worcester right there. That’s the 75% of eligible voters who don’t show up at the polls.


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30 Comment(s)
  • John
    March 31, 2016 at 5:55 pm

    Hey Judge…

    Did you ever take an English class? The “here” you meant is spelled “hear”.

    Don’t judge bud…

  • Judge Smails
    March 30, 2016 at 9:06 am

    Hey Michelle, did you ever here of punctuation?

  • Michelle
    March 30, 2016 at 8:32 am

    Never have i ever gotten jumped while going clubbing but when i went to industry I was jumped back in november 2015 a bunch of young girls a matter of fact some of the girls in that video were part of it now i only go to providence for clubs and green st for bars because to be helpless is the worst my 2 friends amd girlfriend tried there best getting everyone off of me but there were 7 of them two were gay guys. So for anyone trynna have a good time and NOT fight! I recommend you go to green st or else where

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    March 29, 2016 at 8:46 am

    This is too bad. My wife and I were excited to try out Whiskey on Water as we love trying different bourbons. Alas, I think we will just avoid the situation altogether and avoid that area. It’s a shame really. The city could have some hopping areas if the thugs weren’t in control, and petty wasn’t such a waste of oxygen instead of trying to clean it up.

  • whatevuh
    March 29, 2016 at 7:40 am

    This is why I stay out in the suburbs . . . . where white lives matter more

  • Jen
    March 29, 2016 at 7:39 am

    Worcester hood rats … Absolutely disgusting

  • kittykicker
    March 29, 2016 at 1:56 am

    Complete savagery!!! Water Street is like a bunch of un-caged animals every single weekend! Eastside gang-bangers; thugs; hood-rats; local wannabe rap stars; ghetto-fabulous 250 lb women wearing clothes designed for 14 year old girls; self-proclaimed up and coming UFC superstars wearing Tapout shirts; college idiots; and the unfortunate couple out for a few drinks, who realize too late they entered the most hostile area of the city night life! What’s not to like?

    This video is only a small slice of what happens every weekend down there. I would say that was a mild and tame night. It’s literally the same people every single weekend! The girl, “Shay” who took the phone from the asshole who said “we live” 97 times, starts multiple fights every night. I would guess that after a long work week, they simply want to unwind. The best way to do that is to drink with your friends, start a fight every few minutes after the bars announce last call, throw beer bottles at bouncers’ heads, stab someone and any other uncivilized behavior!! Miraculously nobody has been shot yet! Absolutely nothing would attract me to a bar on Water Street!!

    • Michelle
      March 30, 2016 at 8:38 am

      And this is WHY they need cops walking around that street every weekend they should know by now how much drama goes down. I was jumped by the same girls in that video!!

  • March 29, 2016 at 12:20 am

    People are complaining about Worcester like its a problem. Its a city grow a pair move in w your grandma & eat some fuckin food.

  • Your Mayor
    March 29, 2016 at 12:09 am

    But its Live….

  • Publius
    March 28, 2016 at 11:14 pm

    Had to scroll down. Thought this was some third world shithole. Wait Worcester is just that.

  • Del Griffith
    March 28, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    Nice, real nice. We have officially received third world status! Yay!

  • Turtle Educator
    March 28, 2016 at 8:57 pm

    these hos on the wrong side of kelley square.

  • Cosby Sweater
    March 28, 2016 at 7:30 pm

    Honest to your religious figure of choice. Was trying to think of something funny, but it’s not funny. I’m worried about myself because I would shed no fucks if the people who were working and first responders in the area hung out a few blocks away while a fucking meteor just ended everyone else in that video. Wouldn’t stop the cycle but it would disrupt it. This city is fucked and it makes me sad to type that.

  • RSoxGuy
    March 28, 2016 at 4:33 pm

    Lets not forget that if you wander too far away from the crowds you get mugged, stabbed or shot.

    Sure theres some bloody noses, maybe a bruise here and there but wait till after hours when the gangs and thugs come down Harrison from Providence St and that where the real shit happens.

    I personally know of 5 people who have been either robbed, assaulted, stabbed or had a gun pulled on them on Water St. Mostly bar employees. Dont think the thugs know our waitresses are carrying their tip cash home with them after work on Fri and Sat night? The thugs do and dont mind stabbing you to take $60.

    This is why nobody gives a FUCK about opening up the river. Its the thugs, gangs and asshats who are ruining our city. Yet we have a mayor who claims “Worc is a safe City). tell that to the drive by victims today. Tell that to the recently robbed and stabbed people who are just working to support themselves.

    Worcester is quickly becoming the biggest shithole in CMASS (Sorry Spencer and Southbridge).

    • Mel
      March 28, 2016 at 5:34 pm

      You are 100% correct. The gangs HAVE taken over. No one opposed them!

  • Kevin
    March 28, 2016 at 2:55 pm

    I was there that night and the kid pulled the taser after 10-15 kids were going to jump his friend AFTER his friend was simply trying to break up a girl fight. The kid was just trying to protect himself against a bunch of tough guys who won’t fight one on one

  • Big Jefe
    March 28, 2016 at 2:54 pm

    This is why I can’t go to the club someone or someone’s going to end up getting shot

  • Gee Wilikers
    March 28, 2016 at 2:43 pm

    Looks like Animal Control needs to work a 3rd shift.

  • This is why we need cops
    March 28, 2016 at 1:50 pm

    This is why we need cops in schools. If people aren’t learning to not fight while they’re in school, God help them when they graduate into the real world where actions have consequences and self esteem hasn’t taken over (yet)

  • SusieQ
    March 28, 2016 at 1:24 pm

    There is a new feature on FB that streams LIVE video…. he was actually LIVE.

  • Reddog
    March 28, 2016 at 1:14 pm

    I never encounter this when I go for drinks at Joeys on Chandler st. Thank God. What a bunch of punks.

  • Jake from State Farm
    March 28, 2016 at 12:54 pm

    The majority of these people will be unsuccessful in life, and cling to their glory days, as they blame the world for leaving them behind. Losers.

  • Drunken Writer
    March 28, 2016 at 12:43 pm


  • Joe Besser
    March 28, 2016 at 12:00 pm

    Fat Worcester troll looking bitches are disgusting and yet reproducing. Idiotocracy was not far off.

    • Mel
      March 28, 2016 at 5:30 pm

      WPS is representive of that now.

  • UsualSuspect
    March 28, 2016 at 11:27 am

    Someone should have tased the “we liveeeeeeee!!!” dude. That would have been great, and would have shut him the fuck up! Hurt my ears.

    • AJ
      March 28, 2016 at 5:29 pm

      The “3” on the sleeve represents the wearers Intelligence Quotient.

    • JLE
      March 28, 2016 at 6:11 pm

      Thank you! That asshat had nothing else to say. God forbid someone use proper English. These kids all need to get a good old fashioned country ass whoopin. It’s funny how people can’t fight 1 on 1. Other losers need to jump in. Your not cool for fighting. Instead of creeping up and down water at with your parents credit card/EBT card, go read a book on class

    • Cocomom
      August 4, 2016 at 7:10 am

      I’m just wondering. Is anyone else curious? Are they “live?”

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