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This Blue Truck Looks Exactly Like The Truck Millbury PD Is Looking For That Did Donuts And Ruined A Children’s Soccer Field

This Blue Truck Looks Exactly Like The Truck Millbury PD Is Looking For That Did Donuts And Ruined A Children’s Soccer Field

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Yesterday we published this blog about some sludgebrick who did donuts on a soccer field in Millbury and ruined soccer for a bunch of nice kids.

Shortly afterwards the Millbury Police issued a press release showing surveilance images of the truck that caused the damage:

Motorheads in the comments believe it’s a Ford or a Dodge.

Then today a turtle rider sent us this picture from the Leicester Post Office:

For the record we’re not saying that this is the truck that did it. The owner could easily be a completely innocent person whose truck was covered in mud for a variety of reasons. But it fits the description and it looks exactly like a truck would look after doing donuts on a soccer field, so we’re just doing our due diligence by reporting it to the Millbury PD so they can take it from there.

The turtle rider who sent it to us said high school aged boys came in and out of the truck. If it really is them, and they were too stupid to clean off their car over the last 3 days, then they are the dumbest criminals ever and the turtle rider who sent the image gets the easiest free t-shirt of their life. If it’s not them, at least they can clear their name because the cops were eventually gonna question them anyway. Millbury isn’t right next to Leicester, but it’s not that far either. Just sayin.



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15 Comment(s)
  • JL
    September 14, 2017 at 9:14 am

    wonder if this has to do with Milbury vs Leiceter soccer game on 9/20….

    The Leicester varsity soccer team has a home non-conference game vs. Millbury (MA) on Wednesday, September 20 @ 3:30p.

  • Fuck You
    September 14, 2017 at 8:31 am

    You’d think they’d wash the evidence off their truck…

  • Amy
    September 13, 2017 at 11:28 pm

    Whoever it is, we’ll know soon. MPD picked up someone tonight who confessed to the crime and will be charged in Worcester District Court tomorrow. I hope it was because of this picture.

    • Buster
      September 14, 2017 at 7:47 am

      Pretty weak Turtleboy.

  • Publius
    September 13, 2017 at 10:03 pm

    These slugs about to become turtle famous. Too dumb to clean up truck way to dumb and weak for alibi. Boys the internet is forever and ever.

  • Publius
    September 13, 2017 at 10:00 pm

    Turtle Riders solved another. Amazing.

  • They call me Ponch
    September 13, 2017 at 9:22 pm

    Bitchin’ Camaro, bitchin’ Camaro
    Donuts on your lawn
    Bitchin’ Camaro, bitchin’ Camaro

    • ElJefe72
      September 14, 2017 at 1:32 pm

      Did your parents drive it up from the Bahamas?

      • chrissy
        September 15, 2017 at 10:59 am

        dead milkmen ftw

  • Hanginpossum
    September 13, 2017 at 4:35 pm

    Looks like a match but It is also the most popular color on the most popular vehicle sold in the United States

    • Alexander Knight
      September 14, 2017 at 7:08 am

      Yeah? A lot of people driving early 2000’s Rangers? Shocked the transmission didn’t drop out of this shitbox…

      • Hanginpossum
        September 14, 2017 at 9:38 am

        My bad. I glanced quickly and my brain didn’t even register the possibility that it was a Ranger

  • Steven Stover
    September 13, 2017 at 4:01 pm

    Somewhere on the field when they let off the gas there will be tire prints. A lab can maybe identify the soil composition to see if they match. And by going thru local businesses more photos are available to maybe put the plate in the very close area.

    • Dead Milkman
      September 14, 2017 at 8:13 am

      They did donuts on a soccer field. They didn’t commit murder here. A juvenile stunt. I doubt the police department are going to waste resources going all “Forensic Files” style on this case. I’m sure the person or persons who did it are shaking like a Frenchman in a thunderstorm right now…. Not!

  • Wabbitt
    September 13, 2017 at 3:55 pm

    It’s entirely possible for a bone ride to take one out that far. Which might be what those kids were up to.

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